Matt Sorensen
@bumpyknuckles.bsky.social
Lover of trash movies. Hater of average. Give me an “A” or give me an “F”. Also have other thoughts but no one cares.
@talkhoops.bsky.social Long time cinephobe guy and I just had a random epiphany. Young Frank Dux has to be the most used (and laughed at) drop in history right? By a fairly wide margin would be my guess. #AllDemYears
December 4, 2024 at 5:16 AM
@talkhoops.bsky.social Long time cinephobe guy and I just had a random epiphany. Young Frank Dux has to be the most used (and laughed at) drop in history right? By a fairly wide margin would be my guess. #AllDemYears
BIG FUCKING TEN WEST BAYBEH!!!!
November 30, 2024 at 2:42 AM
BIG FUCKING TEN WEST BAYBEH!!!!
“That’s why we need a shop taser” is a great line to hear when you walk into work.
Gonna be a great holiday.
Gonna be a great holiday.
November 27, 2024 at 2:14 PM
“That’s why we need a shop taser” is a great line to hear when you walk into work.
Gonna be a great holiday.
Gonna be a great holiday.
My cowboys can’t even lose right! Just finish the bed shitting and get some decent draft picks! Oh wait! Jerry will fuck that up too! #VoteMeForGm I’ll do it for half price. Can’t be worse
November 25, 2024 at 11:47 PM
My cowboys can’t even lose right! Just finish the bed shitting and get some decent draft picks! Oh wait! Jerry will fuck that up too! #VoteMeForGm I’ll do it for half price. Can’t be worse
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The sh*tposting honeymoon is over guys. I just followed a bunch of professional colleagues on here and now I have to look respectable
November 24, 2024 at 10:37 PM
The sh*tposting honeymoon is over guys. I just followed a bunch of professional colleagues on here and now I have to look respectable
If Florida can beat ole miss, why can’t Nebraska finally get bowl eligibility? I’m aware they are unrelated, but I’ll take any hope I can get. #GBR
November 23, 2024 at 8:09 PM
If Florida can beat ole miss, why can’t Nebraska finally get bowl eligibility? I’m aware they are unrelated, but I’ll take any hope I can get. #GBR
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Jesus was at Walgreen’s again.
November 23, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Jesus was at Walgreen’s again.
Very few things better than surprising people when I shine up. Yes, I can rub elbows with the cake eaters. Good to let them know that blue collar me isn’t that far from that. #BabyImGorgeous
November 23, 2024 at 5:35 AM
Very few things better than surprising people when I shine up. Yes, I can rub elbows with the cake eaters. Good to let them know that blue collar me isn’t that far from that. #BabyImGorgeous
Sooooo…. The goal on here is to virtue signal? Aren’t we supposed to be working to bridge the divide between us and people who might think differently? Or are we just here for the jokes?
November 21, 2024 at 1:49 AM
Sooooo…. The goal on here is to virtue signal? Aren’t we supposed to be working to bridge the divide between us and people who might think differently? Or are we just here for the jokes?
Nothing like making up two days of work today for fucking off yesterday for disc. #IRegretNothing
November 20, 2024 at 9:22 PM
Nothing like making up two days of work today for fucking off yesterday for disc. #IRegretNothing
Skipped work on a randomly nice November day to play disc golf. I’m a business owner, husband, and father. I only get one life. I’m going to enjoy it once in a while.
November 19, 2024 at 11:43 PM
Skipped work on a randomly nice November day to play disc golf. I’m a business owner, husband, and father. I only get one life. I’m going to enjoy it once in a while.
New to the platform so wish me luck as I stream of consciousness this place. Speaking of, Jesus commercial while I’m writing this seems ironic. #DontGuiltMeBro
November 18, 2024 at 1:54 AM
New to the platform so wish me luck as I stream of consciousness this place. Speaking of, Jesus commercial while I’m writing this seems ironic. #DontGuiltMeBro