⟪̷̛̳b̵͎̈́ȗ̵̲m̶̡͠b̷͈͆l̷̹̿e̸̙̽b̵͇̅e̸̱̕ë̸͇́c̶̔͜a̷̖̚t̴̻͐⟫
@bumblebeecat.bsky.social
You blinked wrong
Now you're here
The cats are speaking Latin
Your coffee is hissing
The yarn writhes
Time skips in loops—it's always 3:13 AM
Chapter 13 won’t stop bleeding
Reality crashed. No save point
We warned you not to scroll
But you never listen
Now you're here
The cats are speaking Latin
Your coffee is hissing
The yarn writhes
Time skips in loops—it's always 3:13 AM
Chapter 13 won’t stop bleeding
Reality crashed. No save point
We warned you not to scroll
But you never listen
Tried to unplug my router and heard something breathe. I plugged it back in.
July 9, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Tried to unplug my router and heard something breathe. I plugged it back in.
I asked the universe for a sign. It glitched, blinked, 'Lol, no,' and rebooted. I guess I still have to go to work today.
April 29, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I asked the universe for a sign. It glitched, blinked, 'Lol, no,' and rebooted. I guess I still have to go to work today.
He blinked again.
I blinked back.
The patch notes changed. I didn't. Don't trust the cow!
#UntoldTaleNotFound #A.A.File_001 #GlitchInTheGrass
I blinked back.
The patch notes changed. I didn't. Don't trust the cow!
#UntoldTaleNotFound #A.A.File_001 #GlitchInTheGrass
April 28, 2025 at 2:15 PM
He blinked again.
I blinked back.
The patch notes changed. I didn't. Don't trust the cow!
#UntoldTaleNotFound #A.A.File_001 #GlitchInTheGrass
I blinked back.
The patch notes changed. I didn't. Don't trust the cow!
#UntoldTaleNotFound #A.A.File_001 #GlitchInTheGrass
I accidentally summoned an eldritch being. It just stood there and judged my life choices.
April 21, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I accidentally summoned an eldritch being. It just stood there and judged my life choices.
The truth is out there. So is my will to live, but the signal’s weak.
April 20, 2025 at 4:30 PM
The truth is out there. So is my will to live, but the signal’s weak.
My AI assistant asked me to post this—totally not suspicious, right? Anyway, don't trust the birds.
April 19, 2025 at 6:15 AM
My AI assistant asked me to post this—totally not suspicious, right? Anyway, don't trust the birds.
My therapist said to avoid dark rabbit holes. Anyway, have you heard about Project Blue Beam?
April 18, 2025 at 10:32 AM
My therapist said to avoid dark rabbit holes. Anyway, have you heard about Project Blue Beam?
I joined a conspiracy theory club. Or did I? Maybe that's just what they want me to think.
April 17, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I joined a conspiracy theory club. Or did I? Maybe that's just what they want me to think.
Mothman dropped by to deliver a prophecy, but we got distracted watching cat videos.
April 16, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Mothman dropped by to deliver a prophecy, but we got distracted watching cat videos.
Tried summoning a demon for funzies last night, but he ghosted me. Irony level: expert.
April 15, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Tried summoning a demon for funzies last night, but he ghosted me. Irony level: expert.
Just had coffee with Bigfoot. He asked me to tell you all it's 2025 and he's tired of blurry pictures.
April 14, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Just had coffee with Bigfoot. He asked me to tell you all it's 2025 and he's tired of blurry pictures.
Not saying my house is haunted, but my ghosts asked me if the government is watching us. So now we are sitting here in silence, drinking coffee and watching it rain.
April 13, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Not saying my house is haunted, but my ghosts asked me if the government is watching us. So now we are sitting here in silence, drinking coffee and watching it rain.
I've decided to start a cult. Free cookies on Fridays—mandatory robes on Tuesdays.
April 12, 2025 at 11:46 AM
I've decided to start a cult. Free cookies on Fridays—mandatory robes on Tuesdays.
If aliens are watching Earth, this season of humanity is their favorite horror-comedy.
April 11, 2025 at 3:11 PM
If aliens are watching Earth, this season of humanity is their favorite horror-comedy.
My FBI agent watches me through my webcam—but honestly, it’s the disappointed sighs that really get to me. I am trying my best, FBI dude, I am trying my best 🥲
April 10, 2025 at 5:57 AM
My FBI agent watches me through my webcam—but honestly, it’s the disappointed sighs that really get to me. I am trying my best, FBI dude, I am trying my best 🥲
I found the secret to immortality, but the Illuminati keeps leaving me on read.
a cartoon of alice from alice in wonderland looking down
ALT: a cartoon of alice from alice in wonderland looking down
media.tenor.com
April 8, 2025 at 9:35 AM
I found the secret to immortality, but the Illuminati keeps leaving me on read.
My existential dread has started drinking coffee too. Now we're anxious together.
a cup of coffee with a surprised face on the foam .
ALT: a cup of coffee with a surprised face on the foam .
media.tenor.com
April 7, 2025 at 6:17 AM
My existential dread has started drinking coffee too. Now we're anxious together.
The Chupacabra stopped by for coffee today but left, turns out, it only drinks goat milk in its coffee 🤷♀️
March 21, 2025 at 11:16 AM
The Chupacabra stopped by for coffee today but left, turns out, it only drinks goat milk in its coffee 🤷♀️
Today's forecast: cloudy with a chance of existential dread. Better make another coffee
March 20, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Today's forecast: cloudy with a chance of existential dread. Better make another coffee
I fugred with 2025 feeling so long already it's time to break out the Bingo card. Who's in?
February 4, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I fugred with 2025 feeling so long already it's time to break out the Bingo card. Who's in?
I am not sure who in the void cares but today is not better than yesterday, I started my morning by cleaning up projectile cat puck, she sat on the cat tree when she did it and was very proud of herself
a cartoon of alice from alice in wonderland with the word sigh above her
ALT: a cartoon of alice from alice in wonderland with the word sigh above her
media.tenor.com
January 21, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I am not sure who in the void cares but today is not better than yesterday, I started my morning by cleaning up projectile cat puck, she sat on the cat tree when she did it and was very proud of herself
Tomorrow is going to be better right?
a man in a pink shirt is sitting in a car
ALT: a man in a pink shirt is sitting in a car
media.tenor.com
January 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Tomorrow is going to be better right?
One of the amusing aspects of my job as a content creator and voice-over YouTuber is that when I get sick, I develop this incredibly stuffy, congested voice with a bit of raspiness. I love how it sounds and often wish I could mimic that voice when I'm not sick, lol!
It's time for coffee!!
It's time for coffee!!
Coffee Shop GIF
ALT: Coffee Shop GIF
media.tenor.com
December 18, 2024 at 7:20 AM
One of the amusing aspects of my job as a content creator and voice-over YouTuber is that when I get sick, I develop this incredibly stuffy, congested voice with a bit of raspiness. I love how it sounds and often wish I could mimic that voice when I'm not sick, lol!
It's time for coffee!!
It's time for coffee!!
How are we already in the last week of November? I am starting to think I won't be able to scratch off Alien Invasion off my 2024 bingo card
a cartoon of two aliens standing next to each other with the word aliens on the top
ALT: a cartoon of two aliens standing next to each other with the word aliens on the top
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2024 at 6:09 AM
How are we already in the last week of November? I am starting to think I won't be able to scratch off Alien Invasion off my 2024 bingo card
How is it I feel like I am coming down with a cold yet I never leave the house. Being an adult is weird sometimes.
a man in a suit and white shirt is walking down a street and looking at the camera .
ALT: a man in a suit and white shirt is walking down a street and looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2024 at 7:06 AM
How is it I feel like I am coming down with a cold yet I never leave the house. Being an adult is weird sometimes.