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the bulging gnome
@bulginggnome.bsky.social
18+!!! fam, LOOK AWAY!

everyone has a body under their clothes.

queer cryptid, here!

musician and artist.

need pro nudes? art porn? hmu!

kcmo-based. i travel for shoots!!!

@otterlope.media - 📸insta
music platforms: otterlope

any pronouns.
send me good vibes i was in a car accident this morning. i am ok and my car will probably be ok im just rattled
November 15, 2025 at 8:17 PM
bill clinton having two succ scandals is wild
November 14, 2025 at 9:51 PM
tiktok gets all the un-warmed-up procrastinatory sangin lol

go follow otterlope? 💖
November 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
aaagh Bugonia was good!

i loved Save The Green Planet! but it saw it long ago and need to re-watch it, but Bugonia might be one of those rare re-makes i like better than the original!

don’t spoil it for yourself and also be prepared for a rated r movie with some icky moments, but it’s FUN
November 6, 2025 at 12:08 AM
i don’t think i ever posted this but a year ago i was a part of a fundraising live-streamed concert where we could submit videos.

i decided to do one-take performances and then play with the audio a bit. this one is me getting a lil weird with my original song “to exist”
to exist (live-ish) - otterlope
YouTube video by otterlope
youtu.be
November 4, 2025 at 4:50 AM
jocktober lives on in our hearts!
November 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
i stab folks on the weekends but on mondays i’m working counter, decorating, cleaning, making content, and taking silly selfies.
November 3, 2025 at 5:28 PM
u ever been pierced by a bobble head?
November 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
missing @ceijetroll.bsky.social a lot today 💋
October 30, 2025 at 3:39 PM
some spooky throwbacks for ya 📸
October 28, 2025 at 7:46 PM
CRANK by Slayyyter has me so musically stimulated.

the bass coming in on the 3rd coins that way during the “chorus” is so smart and delicious.

i want the instrumental so badddddd to use in drag mixes
October 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
i posted gay wedding pics today go like them to fight homophobia!

www.instagram.com/otterlope.me...
October 24, 2025 at 5:04 PM
fairy odd daddy
October 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
open a can of ‘SPLODE and start your day right
October 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
i bought undies on tiktok ONE TIME!
October 23, 2025 at 5:35 PM
lemme pierce u bro

lol for real tho if you are in KC, my spots fill up quickly! hit me up if you wanna know where/when/how to book an appointment!
October 21, 2025 at 1:37 PM
bring back sex ed!

not enough young people know about the cummy pouch in your stomach where you can store semen to make cumbucha. feed your motherload!
October 16, 2025 at 2:52 PM
as the prophecy foretold, the otterlope crafteth beats after sundown in a lot for parking
October 15, 2025 at 2:04 AM
ugh people find me on the gay apps for photos and apparently piercings too but then they wanna know prices and it’s so fucking hard to send that in apps trying to block any talk of cost/price/money/numbers, and then people act like i’m acting sketchy?! i am TRYING im just being censored
October 15, 2025 at 12:20 AM
i got this vest for $2 and i think it might solve political problems 🤷
October 14, 2025 at 2:18 PM
whose pp is this going in?

getting back into piercing has been awesome, btw!!! it’s cool coming back after 4 years of space from it spent working on myself and my anxiety. i already developed the skills and now i get to have more fun with it than i ever did, tbh!

i love helping people decorate.
October 14, 2025 at 1:17 AM
excited to line up some spooky PP portraits the next few weeks
October 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
the tiniest lil piercer here to stretch your holes and stab your sack (nicely)
October 10, 2025 at 2:58 PM
i love sleeping with the windows open and waking up feeling thicc
October 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
happy jocktober from your friendly neighborhood people-stabber (piercer)
October 5, 2025 at 3:22 PM