GUZMA!
@buglordguzma.bsky.social
LACES LOOSE, FISTS TIGHT, I NEVER LOSE IN A FIST FIGHT!
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GUZMA!
@buglordguzma.bsky.social
· Jun 16
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I'F I'M GONNA DO IT, I'M GONNA DO IT RIGHT!
🐛 literate headcanon-based guzma, pokemon.
🐛 pokemon rp & multiships with chem.
🐛 n/sfw, minors dni.
🐛 scribbled by shiloh / g.
#PKMNRP
🐛 literate headcanon-based guzma, pokemon.
🐛 pokemon rp & multiships with chem.
🐛 n/sfw, minors dni.
🐛 scribbled by shiloh / g.
#PKMNRP
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𝐔𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫
𝐋𝐞𝐭'𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐝𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞
𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐮𝐝𝐬
𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐭𝐲'𝐬 𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝
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𝐋𝐞𝐭'𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐝𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞
𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐮𝐝𝐬
𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐭𝐲'𝐬 𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝
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June 24, 2025 at 1:05 PM
𝐔𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫
𝐋𝐞𝐭'𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐝𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞
𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐮𝐝𝐬
𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐭𝐲'𝐬 𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝
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𝙿𝚘𝚔é𝚖𝚘𝚗 𝚃𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚛 𝙾𝙲
𝐋𝐞𝐭'𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐝𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞
𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐮𝐝𝐬
𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐭𝐲'𝐬 𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝
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𝙿𝚘𝚔é𝚖𝚘𝚗 𝚃𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚛 𝙾𝙲
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WHERE IN TH' FUCK DID I PUT MY ROLLIN' PAPER.
June 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
WHERE IN TH' FUCK DID I PUT MY ROLLIN' PAPER.
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Fuck that guy. I'd show him a thing or two if he lived in Alola.
"Eh its ok, hot as balls in Galar, somehow Rose got out of jail onto house arrest."
Eh. [Shrug.]
Mmm. So. How's everythin'?
Mmm. So. How's everythin'?
June 22, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Fuck that guy. I'd show him a thing or two if he lived in Alola.
Eh. [Shrug.]
Mmm. So. How's everythin'?
Mmm. So. How's everythin'?
"They haven't struck me yet after all I've done, so you are good."
Shit, he better not strike me dead. . .
[Mumbled as he chews.]
[Mumbled as he chews.]
June 22, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Eh. [Shrug.]
Mmm. So. How's everythin'?
Mmm. So. How's everythin'?
Shit, he better not strike me dead. . .
[Mumbled as he chews.]
[Mumbled as he chews.]
"Ya know Arceus is around so ya might have."
You think I remember the fuckin' strain name? No idea. Plums picked it up. Good shit, thought I saw Arceus fer a sec when it hit.
June 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Shit, he better not strike me dead. . .
[Mumbled as he chews.]
[Mumbled as he chews.]
You think I remember the fuckin' strain name? No idea. Plums picked it up. Good shit, thought I saw Arceus fer a sec when it hit.
Sits beside him.
"So what ya smokin taday?"
"So what ya smokin taday?"
[CRACKING the bag open and sniffing like a wary animal. Puts one in his mouth.]
...It's aight. Thanks.
...It's aight. Thanks.
June 22, 2025 at 10:10 PM
You think I remember the fuckin' strain name? No idea. Plums picked it up. Good shit, thought I saw Arceus fer a sec when it hit.
Yo, Team Skull's heading to the Pride Parade in Hau'oli City! Y'all best be prepared to stand with us flyin' our colors!
[Painting a bisexual flag on his cheek.]
[Painting a bisexual flag on his cheek.]
June 22, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Yo, Team Skull's heading to the Pride Parade in Hau'oli City! Y'all best be prepared to stand with us flyin' our colors!
[Painting a bisexual flag on his cheek.]
[Painting a bisexual flag on his cheek.]
[CRACKING the bag open and sniffing like a wary animal. Puts one in his mouth.]
...It's aight. Thanks.
...It's aight. Thanks.
"A brand from Galar, I eat these when I'm high off me arse... Want them or nah?"
[Staring at the brand.]
Th'fuck are these.
Th'fuck are these.
June 22, 2025 at 10:08 PM
[CRACKING the bag open and sniffing like a wary animal. Puts one in his mouth.]
...It's aight. Thanks.
...It's aight. Thanks.
[Staring at the brand.]
Th'fuck are these.
Th'fuck are these.
Offers a bag of crisps.
[ High as balls right now.]
June 22, 2025 at 10:07 PM
[Staring at the brand.]
Th'fuck are these.
Th'fuck are these.
[ High as balls right now.]
June 22, 2025 at 9:57 PM
[ High as balls right now.]
[KNOCKING ON @introvertere.bsky.social 's DOOR SUPER FUCKING LOUD. BAFF BAFF BAFF!]
June 22, 2025 at 2:23 AM
[KNOCKING ON @introvertere.bsky.social 's DOOR SUPER FUCKING LOUD. BAFF BAFF BAFF!]
OH BROTHER THIS GUY STINKS!
June 22, 2025 at 2:06 AM
OH BROTHER THIS GUY STINKS!
Well, ya can't fight that shit, Plum. The one thing I've learned is that you can't make people change.
ㅤ
doesn't help when she drops songs
based on the relationship we had ...
at least, i think that's what some of
them are about.
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doesn't help when she drops songs
based on the relationship we had ...
at least, i think that's what some of
them are about.
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Ya did? Well, easy solution. Move on. Don't bother her. Let her live her life. Sure, her perception of ya may be a bit warped, but that's jus' life sometimes. We drift apart sometimes with the wrong image of the other person in our minds. Accept that yer wrong and grow from it.
June 22, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Well, ya can't fight that shit, Plum. The one thing I've learned is that you can't make people change.
Ya did? Well, easy solution. Move on. Don't bother her. Let her live her life. Sure, her perception of ya may be a bit warped, but that's jus' life sometimes. We drift apart sometimes with the wrong image of the other person in our minds. Accept that yer wrong and grow from it.
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but -
i think i already fucked that up.
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but -
i think i already fucked that up.
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. . . Then apologize. Write her a letter or somethin'. Like, genuinely apologizin'. No bullshit, just explain how you were wrong 'n shit.
June 22, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Ya did? Well, easy solution. Move on. Don't bother her. Let her live her life. Sure, her perception of ya may be a bit warped, but that's jus' life sometimes. We drift apart sometimes with the wrong image of the other person in our minds. Accept that yer wrong and grow from it.
. . . Then apologize. Write her a letter or somethin'. Like, genuinely apologizin'. No bullshit, just explain how you were wrong 'n shit.
ㅤ
i was ignorant, immature ... i just -
i'd pile all my problems onto her
and act like it was her fault for
everything going wrong ...
( taking another rip from the bong.
coughing as sets it down on the
table in front of them. )
wasn't willing to admit when i
was wrong.
ㅤ
i was ignorant, immature ... i just -
i'd pile all my problems onto her
and act like it was her fault for
everything going wrong ...
( taking another rip from the bong.
coughing as sets it down on the
table in front of them. )
wasn't willing to admit when i
was wrong.
ㅤ
What do you THINK you did wrong?
[Guzma knew Plumeria like he knew himself; like the back of his own hand. Surely, he'd be able to help her somehow.]
[Guzma knew Plumeria like he knew himself; like the back of his own hand. Surely, he'd be able to help her somehow.]
June 22, 2025 at 1:46 AM
. . . Then apologize. Write her a letter or somethin'. Like, genuinely apologizin'. No bullshit, just explain how you were wrong 'n shit.
. . . Gonna stunt on you so hard.
yeah well here comes uhhhhh Ya Thing Anya
Nobody beats Ya Boy Guzma! Bring it, smallfry!
June 22, 2025 at 1:32 AM
. . . Gonna stunt on you so hard.
Nobody beats Ya Boy Guzma! Bring it, smallfry!
oh , bull . i'm gonna totally kick your ass !
. . . Don't cry, man, I was just bustin' yer balls! Save your tears for when I beat ya in Mario Kart!
June 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Nobody beats Ya Boy Guzma! Bring it, smallfry!
What do you THINK you did wrong?
[Guzma knew Plumeria like he knew himself; like the back of his own hand. Surely, he'd be able to help her somehow.]
[Guzma knew Plumeria like he knew himself; like the back of his own hand. Surely, he'd be able to help her somehow.]
ㅤ
thinking … and
( a groan. hand raising to shield
her embarrassed expression. )
i realized … that i was the problem.
ㅤ
thinking … and
( a groan. hand raising to shield
her embarrassed expression. )
i realized … that i was the problem.
ㅤ
June 22, 2025 at 1:18 AM
What do you THINK you did wrong?
[Guzma knew Plumeria like he knew himself; like the back of his own hand. Surely, he'd be able to help her somehow.]
[Guzma knew Plumeria like he knew himself; like the back of his own hand. Surely, he'd be able to help her somehow.]
[Hand on her shoulder.]
No need t'be embarrassed or anythin', Ya boy's had his fair share of exes with bitter endings.
[He'd reassure, opening his jacket and pulling out a bag of those sour airhead bites she likes.]
Here, might be a bit melted.
No need t'be embarrassed or anythin', Ya boy's had his fair share of exes with bitter endings.
[He'd reassure, opening his jacket and pulling out a bag of those sour airhead bites she likes.]
Here, might be a bit melted.
ㅤ
( looking down in embarrassment. )
uh, yeah. actually..
ㅤ
( looking down in embarrassment. )
uh, yeah. actually..
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Third question. Romantic issue or nah?
June 22, 2025 at 1:06 AM
[Hand on her shoulder.]
No need t'be embarrassed or anythin', Ya boy's had his fair share of exes with bitter endings.
[He'd reassure, opening his jacket and pulling out a bag of those sour airhead bites she likes.]
Here, might be a bit melted.
No need t'be embarrassed or anythin', Ya boy's had his fair share of exes with bitter endings.
[He'd reassure, opening his jacket and pulling out a bag of those sour airhead bites she likes.]
Here, might be a bit melted.
Third question. Romantic issue or nah?
ㅤ
( swirling the bong around,
watching the dirty water … )
before. i was a teenager …
that’s why i don’t know why
it’s affecting me right now.
ㅤ
( swirling the bong around,
watching the dirty water … )
before. i was a teenager …
that’s why i don’t know why
it’s affecting me right now.
ㅤ
Hmmm...
[He leans his head back against the arm of the couch, thinking.]
Did the bad shit between y'all happen before Team Skull or during?
[He leans his head back against the arm of the couch, thinking.]
Did the bad shit between y'all happen before Team Skull or during?
June 22, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Third question. Romantic issue or nah?
Hmmm...
[He leans his head back against the arm of the couch, thinking.]
Did the bad shit between y'all happen before Team Skull or during?
[He leans his head back against the arm of the couch, thinking.]
Did the bad shit between y'all happen before Team Skull or during?
ㅤ
( taking the pipe in her own hands,
raising the mouthpiece to her lips
before taking just a big of a rip.
exhaling, letting the tension in
her shoulders fall. )
i guess you could say that, yeah.
. . . yeah .
ㅤ
( taking the pipe in her own hands,
raising the mouthpiece to her lips
before taking just a big of a rip.
exhaling, letting the tension in
her shoulders fall. )
i guess you could say that, yeah.
. . . yeah .
ㅤ
[Lighting up and ripping a fatty hit off of it. Hands the bong to her as he's exhaling smoke.]
First question. Is it a person that's making you feel this way?
First question. Is it a person that's making you feel this way?
June 22, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Hmmm...
[He leans his head back against the arm of the couch, thinking.]
Did the bad shit between y'all happen before Team Skull or during?
[He leans his head back against the arm of the couch, thinking.]
Did the bad shit between y'all happen before Team Skull or during?
[Lighting up and ripping a fatty hit off of it. Hands the bong to her as he's exhaling smoke.]
First question. Is it a person that's making you feel this way?
First question. Is it a person that's making you feel this way?
ㅤ
( digging in her pocket, throwing
a lighter onto his lap. )
yeah …
ㅤ
( digging in her pocket, throwing
a lighter onto his lap. )
yeah …
ㅤ
Les' play a game, twenny questions. You can only answer with yes or no. I'll ask questions on what's bothering you.
[He reaches clumsily into his jacket, packing the bong.]
You wanna try dat?
[He reaches clumsily into his jacket, packing the bong.]
You wanna try dat?
June 22, 2025 at 12:48 AM
[Lighting up and ripping a fatty hit off of it. Hands the bong to her as he's exhaling smoke.]
First question. Is it a person that's making you feel this way?
First question. Is it a person that's making you feel this way?