Buggy D Clown • No longer in the cross guild
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buggydclown.bsky.social
Buggy D Clown • No longer in the cross guild
@buggydclown.bsky.social
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Written by Serpent 🐍

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i'm tellin FACTS
don't get your hopes up, Buggs
i'm WAY more charming than Shanks on ANY given day
August 8, 2025 at 11:41 AM
HAHH? what time's it

( rubbing his eyes, it was a late night drinking his liver to pieces )
August 8, 2025 at 11:41 AM
i'm WAY more charming than Shanks on ANY given day
July 29, 2025 at 10:10 AM
He fumes as soon as he kisses it, as if the air fills his body entirely before it slowly leaves him again. Like a balloon man.

Then, after holding his gaze for a long 3 seconds, Buggy shifts his eyes off to one side.

Grumbling under his breath, something only Shanks can hear, ". . yeah you better"
June 30, 2025 at 7:53 AM
He smiles softly for a good few seconds, gloved hands gently holding onto his open collar. "That's nice you're back! 🌺"

Brows furrowing and a growl escaping painted lips. Grabbing and yanking him closer till the red nose pushes against his. "WHERE. WERE YOU."
June 23, 2025 at 8:24 AM
"Always Shanks. ."
June 23, 2025 at 8:15 AM
sigh

shanks. .
May 16, 2025 at 6:47 PM
He makes a face at him, arms crossed over his chest but with knitted brows he leans forward as well. "Not very well, you owe me compensation like rent, for taking up headspace over all these years"

Grumbling to himself, he looks to his face, looking for signs of any new scars. A glass eye. +
- placing his elbow on the side and resting his cheek on his hand.

“So you have missed me? That’s cute, Bugs. Tell me, how well has spiced rum been getting rid of that anger and all those thoughts!”
May 10, 2025 at 9:16 AM
---

Ain't a thing, don't mention it!

( Lots of sparkly star stickers follow )

Knock em dead with those boots they were meant to kill 💕✨🔪

Signed,
BUGGY
will thrive if you continue to make pieces like that.

the shoes fit perfectly too— thanks for all the ‘extra room’ in the toes.
May 9, 2025 at 2:29 PM
got no volume control

and yes, ya did
clowning is an artform ✨ can't engineer art

can ya imagine an ai clown?? what's happenin to the world
did i strike a nerve geez . .
CLOWNS CAN'T BE ENGINEEERED, IT'S A LEARNED SKILL AND ARTFORM
May 9, 2025 at 8:17 AM
oh hell no, he's been watching where his prick goes even if it sometimes had a mind of it's own what with the floating thing--

who is SHE? he likes her style!
*Harley is squinting suspiciously at @buggydclown.bsky.social

He ((LOOKS)) like her dad, but, he ISN’T her dad

Who is this guy?*
May 9, 2025 at 8:16 AM
( smooching his lips )

and what are we smilin about
May 8, 2025 at 8:04 PM
CLOWNS CAN'T BE ENGINEEERED, IT'S A LEARNED SKILL AND ARTFORM
you weren’t genetically engineered in a clown factory? that’s news to me.
ain't no way, you'd have t'go back in time and cut me outta my poor mother's womb girlie
May 8, 2025 at 2:51 PM
ain't no way, you'd have t'go back in time and cut me outta my poor mother's womb girlie
hypothetically, if i were to perform a lobotomy and its successful in its intended purpose and . . makes you normal . . what then?
I'll still be a menace, mark my words ⭐
May 8, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I'll still be a menace, mark my words ⭐
i think it would make things worse.
as if i don't already got chunksa my brain missin, ya think a lobotomy's gonna fix anything
May 8, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Uh huh.. yeah, you're a pretty girl! Got that long flowin hair and the confidence to wear a hanky over your tits all the time.

I admire it ⭐
No. Just confirming you said it.
Uhhhh is this a trick question. . You about to call me a sick old man or somethn else ?
May 8, 2025 at 12:54 PM
as if i don't already got chunksa my brain missin, ya think a lobotomy's gonna fix anything
i was referring to the way you’re collecting strays but now i want to give you a lobotomy. a tomato to the face isn’t enough.
okay i deserve a tomato to the face for that one, ill take it like a champ

We got ONE ANIMAL, the lion, who god bless his stinky mane if he ever decides he wants to leave that ROTTEN LYING TREACHEROUS MOHJI and join me? He's absolutely welcome any time
May 8, 2025 at 7:38 AM
never found somethn more relatable 💧

( deflating balloon noises )
theres a kick me sign on me somewhere and by god when i find it
May 8, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Uhhhh is this a trick question. . You about to call me a sick old man or somethn else ?
Aww you think I’m pretty?!
Well I wasn't talkin to ya,

I said misfits and UGLY FOLKS
You're a pretty girl in her early twenties for fuck's sake
May 8, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Well I wasn't talkin to ya,

I said misfits and UGLY FOLKS
You're a pretty girl in her early twenties for fuck's sake
No thanks. I’d rather not join the circus and become a clown.
reminder that if you're a defect, a REJECT of human society

YOU'RE WELCOME TO JOIN THE BUGGY PIRATES

✨ ✨

i know what it's like to have the world turn its back on you, SCREW EM, WE SURVIVE AND THEN WE THRIVE BABY 🎪 🎪 ✨
May 8, 2025 at 12:48 AM
We got one animal

Unless you be countin the ANIMAL IN THE SHEETS H AHAHAHAHA
your ‘pirate’ crew is more akin to an animal shelter . .
reminder that if you're a defect, a REJECT of human society

YOU'RE WELCOME TO JOIN THE BUGGY PIRATES

✨ ✨

i know what it's like to have the world turn its back on you, SCREW EM, WE SURVIVE AND THEN WE THRIVE BABY 🎪 🎪 ✨
May 8, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Hey! I read! I gotta vocabulary yanno, my grammar ain't great but who cares about grammar anywho
I didn’t say it with such…easy to understand words I suppose.
what's that supposed ta mean,

don't be callin me stupid croccy 😔
May 8, 2025 at 12:43 AM
// tbh i just want to say this one cardinal thing:

on the internet, lying about your identity when someone has stated publicly they dont want to interact with you-- is wrong, dont do that, it's just wrong

whether you did something small or big or horrible or just not that bad--

+
May 8, 2025 at 12:14 AM
what's that supposed ta mean,

don't be callin me stupid croccy 😔
Oh you’re one to talk…
TELL ME ABOUT IT, my IQ goin down by miles every second i hang out around here
April 28, 2025 at 12:49 PM