Buford McClerkins
@bufordmcclerkins.bsky.social
the incoherent ramblings of a madman
Hey, I wasn’t just born at my first rodeo on a turnip truck which I fell off of yesterday you know.
January 30, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Hey, I wasn’t just born at my first rodeo on a turnip truck which I fell off of yesterday you know.
80s kids be like
Don’t turn around!
(The Kommissar’s in town!)
90s kids be like
Don‘t turn around!
(Cuz you’re gonna see my heart breaking)
Don’t turn around!
(The Kommissar’s in town!)
90s kids be like
Don‘t turn around!
(Cuz you’re gonna see my heart breaking)
January 29, 2026 at 1:06 AM
80s kids be like
Don’t turn around!
(The Kommissar’s in town!)
90s kids be like
Don‘t turn around!
(Cuz you’re gonna see my heart breaking)
Don’t turn around!
(The Kommissar’s in town!)
90s kids be like
Don‘t turn around!
(Cuz you’re gonna see my heart breaking)
I am the son and the heir
of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
I am the son and heir
of nothing in particular
of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
I am the son and heir
of nothing in particular
November 24, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I am the son and the heir
of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
I am the son and heir
of nothing in particular
of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
I am the son and heir
of nothing in particular
To the tune of “Shake It Up” by the Cars, “Pow-Pow-Power Wheels, Pow-Pow-Power Wheels, Pow-Pow-Power Wheels, Pow-Pow-Power Wheels”
October 3, 2025 at 11:04 PM
To the tune of “Shake It Up” by the Cars, “Pow-Pow-Power Wheels, Pow-Pow-Power Wheels, Pow-Pow-Power Wheels, Pow-Pow-Power Wheels”
Ignorance is 9/10ths of the law.
September 9, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Ignorance is 9/10ths of the law.
If I went back in time 100 years, I still like to imagine I’d end up in an old west saloon in Dodge City KS in the 1880s- not a speakeasy in Berwyn in 1925. People were listening to baseball games on the radio a century ago? GTFO
May 12, 2025 at 4:59 PM
If I went back in time 100 years, I still like to imagine I’d end up in an old west saloon in Dodge City KS in the 1880s- not a speakeasy in Berwyn in 1925. People were listening to baseball games on the radio a century ago? GTFO
Happy Groundhogs Day
February 2, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Happy Groundhogs Day
Had not had “Lucky Charms” in decades, but saw this and figured I’d try it. Besides being chocolate, the biggest difference is that some of the marshmallows are shaped like… marshmallows. Also it still doesn’t have enough marshmallows. #marshmallows
January 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Had not had “Lucky Charms” in decades, but saw this and figured I’d try it. Besides being chocolate, the biggest difference is that some of the marshmallows are shaped like… marshmallows. Also it still doesn’t have enough marshmallows. #marshmallows
Reposted by Buford McClerkins
If you start watching the Hobbit movie at exactly 10:13pm you will be asleep long before midnight. media1.tenor.com/m/avsSYoaHME...
January 1, 2025 at 1:05 AM
If you start watching the Hobbit movie at exactly 10:13pm you will be asleep long before midnight. media1.tenor.com/m/avsSYoaHME...
