Newe Man
@buddywaynemcqueen.bsky.social
Writer, improv teacher, Father and Goof
Since we first started going to the park my daughter didn’t trust men. I think it’s probably because she didn’t see as many dads as moms and instinctively did the math. Accurate Baide but still sad. Hashtag four dads at the park has to have a special name like a gaggle or a joke not a murder idk?
November 2, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Since we first started going to the park my daughter didn’t trust men. I think it’s probably because she didn’t see as many dads as moms and instinctively did the math. Accurate Baide but still sad. Hashtag four dads at the park has to have a special name like a gaggle or a joke not a murder idk?
White privilege is no replacement for a real paycheck yet here we are if it “doesn’t exist” your voting for myths cause from my observation you ain’t getting shit else.
October 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
White privilege is no replacement for a real paycheck yet here we are if it “doesn’t exist” your voting for myths cause from my observation you ain’t getting shit else.
@heyscoops.bsky.social
Listening to you guys talking about calling a friend to pretend to be a celebrity or Batman I was recently asked to pretend to be Santa Claus for someone’s kids, (they didn’t really have Santa’s number “anymore”) 😉
Listening to you guys talking about calling a friend to pretend to be a celebrity or Batman I was recently asked to pretend to be Santa Claus for someone’s kids, (they didn’t really have Santa’s number “anymore”) 😉
October 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
@heyscoops.bsky.social
Listening to you guys talking about calling a friend to pretend to be a celebrity or Batman I was recently asked to pretend to be Santa Claus for someone’s kids, (they didn’t really have Santa’s number “anymore”) 😉
Listening to you guys talking about calling a friend to pretend to be a celebrity or Batman I was recently asked to pretend to be Santa Claus for someone’s kids, (they didn’t really have Santa’s number “anymore”) 😉
Stop scrolling. Take a shower you smell like a butts ass.
October 5, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Stop scrolling. Take a shower you smell like a butts ass.
My feet hurt is not the story.
The story is once there was no Baide (daughter) and life was what it was then there was a Baide(daughter) and life was better. So now my feet hurt trying to make her life better the way she made mine better by just existing… that’s all I got so far that’s the story.
The story is once there was no Baide (daughter) and life was what it was then there was a Baide(daughter) and life was better. So now my feet hurt trying to make her life better the way she made mine better by just existing… that’s all I got so far that’s the story.
October 5, 2025 at 1:27 AM
My feet hurt is not the story.
The story is once there was no Baide (daughter) and life was what it was then there was a Baide(daughter) and life was better. So now my feet hurt trying to make her life better the way she made mine better by just existing… that’s all I got so far that’s the story.
The story is once there was no Baide (daughter) and life was what it was then there was a Baide(daughter) and life was better. So now my feet hurt trying to make her life better the way she made mine better by just existing… that’s all I got so far that’s the story.
First they came for the late night hosts,wait no they came for the Hispanics before that, and trans people before that, and before that it was women, and before that it was defaming protestors of injustice with George Floyd, and before that it was …. Rosie O’donnel first He came for Rosie really har
September 19, 2025 at 4:49 PM
First they came for the late night hosts,wait no they came for the Hispanics before that, and trans people before that, and before that it was women, and before that it was defaming protestors of injustice with George Floyd, and before that it was …. Rosie O’donnel first He came for Rosie really har
Please share a personal story of kindness in the comments.
September 13, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Please share a personal story of kindness in the comments.
…a victim of his being convinced bigotry and faith were not mutually exclusive. You can see when these victims leave home and write op-eds in their college papers and start believing they are the news. They’re victims of forced synthesis it has to be a mental illness. False equivalence becomes life.
September 11, 2025 at 1:58 PM
…a victim of his being convinced bigotry and faith were not mutually exclusive. You can see when these victims leave home and write op-eds in their college papers and start believing they are the news. They’re victims of forced synthesis it has to be a mental illness. False equivalence becomes life.
Glad I wasn’t in the room for the hot dog story @heyscoops.bsky.social
September 4, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Glad I wasn’t in the room for the hot dog story @heyscoops.bsky.social
Why are we always questioning this chickens motives?
August 2, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Why are we always questioning this chickens motives?
Tell a butterfly not to dance and it’ll sit down and smoke cigarettes for the rest of it’s life
July 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Tell a butterfly not to dance and it’ll sit down and smoke cigarettes for the rest of it’s life
Suddenly the algorithm knows I like comedy just Colbert Colbert everywhere
July 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Suddenly the algorithm knows I like comedy just Colbert Colbert everywhere
McDonald’s has always been dystopian but now it’s no longer fun
July 17, 2025 at 12:59 AM
McDonald’s has always been dystopian but now it’s no longer fun
Your biggest win is your first step
July 13, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Your biggest win is your first step
Whenever I see someone I know doing solo front facing camera I always think they’re going to say jig is up here’s all buddy’s failings as a person we knew he was bad all along… do I need to see someone about this or is it fine please vote.
June 20, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Whenever I see someone I know doing solo front facing camera I always think they’re going to say jig is up here’s all buddy’s failings as a person we knew he was bad all along… do I need to see someone about this or is it fine please vote.
Amanda doesn’t watch wrestling she looked up and saw John Cena… “whys this guy still around.” lol
June 10, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Amanda doesn’t watch wrestling she looked up and saw John Cena… “whys this guy still around.” lol
May 17, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Entering a spot forwards is a zero point turn as is backing out that’s 0 total backing into a spot is a 1 point turn and exiting forwards is 0 that’s 1 total
A total of 0 is less than 1 I present to you Math. You stupid backwards parking fuck taking up everyone else’s time for no reason.
A total of 0 is less than 1 I present to you Math. You stupid backwards parking fuck taking up everyone else’s time for no reason.
May 9, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Entering a spot forwards is a zero point turn as is backing out that’s 0 total backing into a spot is a 1 point turn and exiting forwards is 0 that’s 1 total
A total of 0 is less than 1 I present to you Math. You stupid backwards parking fuck taking up everyone else’s time for no reason.
A total of 0 is less than 1 I present to you Math. You stupid backwards parking fuck taking up everyone else’s time for no reason.
April 24, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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@penguinrandomhouse.bsky.social and Online Ceramics have teamed up on a bold new Reading is a Right collection — and 100% of PRH’s net proceeds will be donated to ALA to further our work to defend libraries and fight censorship. 🧡
online-ceramics.com/collections/...
online-ceramics.com/collections/...
April 22, 2025 at 7:57 PM
@penguinrandomhouse.bsky.social and Online Ceramics have teamed up on a bold new Reading is a Right collection — and 100% of PRH’s net proceeds will be donated to ALA to further our work to defend libraries and fight censorship. 🧡
online-ceramics.com/collections/...
online-ceramics.com/collections/...
Reposted by Newe Man
If you’d shown republicans a Crystal Ball at what point would this year be ok? W? Bush? Reagan? Maybe the opposite question is better, seems like a long trajectory the more you pick up the breadcrumbs.
March 27, 2025 at 7:07 PM
If you’d shown republicans a Crystal Ball at what point would this year be ok? W? Bush? Reagan? Maybe the opposite question is better, seems like a long trajectory the more you pick up the breadcrumbs.
I have made my adult life about playing games until they become art on accident until they become art on purpose consistently. This is all I know.
March 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I have made my adult life about playing games until they become art on accident until they become art on purpose consistently. This is all I know.
Tmw your 3yr old has been kicking you in the face at three in the morning so you get up and stay up what else are you gonna do lay down and be kicked, ok so that’s what you do do most nights but these kicks are getting stronger and you’re so proud of your girl toddler Shawn Michaels.
a man in a wrestling ring with a sign that says hbx
ALT: a man in a wrestling ring with a sign that says hbx
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March 27, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Tmw your 3yr old has been kicking you in the face at three in the morning so you get up and stay up what else are you gonna do lay down and be kicked, ok so that’s what you do do most nights but these kicks are getting stronger and you’re so proud of your girl toddler Shawn Michaels.
Been doing my part to spread my woke mind virus, licking my palm before shaking hands and generally just getting close quarters in rooms without a mask. #doingMyPart
March 27, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Been doing my part to spread my woke mind virus, licking my palm before shaking hands and generally just getting close quarters in rooms without a mask. #doingMyPart