It’s super cool that the new Pope has probably had Malort.

As we’re approaching Thanksgiving, it’s important to remember that none of your relatives actually make ‘famous’ food.

Just remembered the time was watching a Nirvana tribute band, and their video screen stopped working mid-show because a counterfeit software warning popped up.

I drive a station wagon. And that’s not the least cool thing about me. The least cool thing about me is that I think driving a station wagon is cool.

I always root for my dog to catch the squirrel even though I know how horrific and traumatic that would actually be.

It’s really not cool that Alexa pronounces REO Speedwagon “Rio Speedwagon.”

Shout out to all the bands that still have the ‘Compact Disc - Digital Audio’ logo on their Spotify album artwork.

You can tell how much I’ve had to drink by my opinion of Van Halen among the greatest bands of all time:

Sober: Top Ten
Drunk: Top Five
Shitfaced: GOAT

First post on a new social platform might as well just be my dog Wanda.