Burning Spice Quotes & Facts (PARODY)
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Burning Spice Quotes & Facts (PARODY)
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This page list very legitimate quotes and fun facts about our favorite Beast of Destruction.




(This account is not affiliated with Devsisters this is a parody account meant for entertainment)
“I snuck back into the Costco in Bismarck, North Dakota.”

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August 16, 2025 at 3:53 AM
"This is not my proudest moment...

but 20 bucks IS 20 bucks"

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July 14, 2025 at 7:26 PM
July 10, 2025 at 5:46 AM
“Spurning Bice’s havin a strurnk call the burnulance.”

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July 8, 2025 at 7:01 AM
“If you start playing Christmas music several months early, I’ll shit down your chimney ”

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July 8, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Fun Burning Spice Fact:

He will become very cuddly at the first signs of genuine affection

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July 7, 2025 at 3:47 PM
“My son’s Soldier TF2 cosplay fucking sucks.”

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July 5, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Fun Burning Spice Fact:

Whenever he's driving his Ford Pinto he will stop suddenly to get himself rear ended.

If you know anything about the Pinto you can figure out what happens next.

#cookeirunkingdom #burningspicefact #burningspicecookie
July 3, 2025 at 7:35 AM
"Nothing is eternal, and yet, I am...

Or so the Germans would have you believe!"

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July 2, 2025 at 12:53 AM
“Idiot child detected!

Deploy the cans of lead paint!”

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July 1, 2025 at 6:05 PM
“Touch my loaded tater tots again and you’ll be picking up your teeth with broken fingers.”

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June 29, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Fun Burning Spice Fact:

While he still hasn’t been banned from the entirety of Florida

Yet

As of yesterday he has been banned from Brevard County for trying to lay siege to both West Melbourne and Palm Bay

#cookierunkingdom #burningspicefacts #burningspicecookie
June 28, 2025 at 3:03 PM
"I feel so sigm-awwww!

awww!

awwwwww!"

#cookierunkingdom #burningspicequotes #burningspicecookie
June 27, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Fun Burning Spice Fact:

He’s approximately 100 meters from your location and is approaching rapidly

Start running

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June 25, 2025 at 5:34 AM
“I will love you and pet you and call you George.”

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June 25, 2025 at 5:29 AM
June 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Fun Burning Spice Fact:

You can count the US states he’s NOT wanted in or banned from on one hand

Yes that does include Florida

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#cookierunkingdom
June 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
"I wonder if its not too late to get my old job back at Denny's..."

#crk #cookierunkingdom #burningspicequotes #burningspicecookie
June 21, 2025 at 5:54 AM
"I know the Ford Pinto explodes when you rear end it!

Why did you think I bought one?!"

#crk #cookierunkingdom #burningspicequotes #burningspicecookie
June 20, 2025 at 6:11 AM
"Compared to the sick fucks who came up with "Flamin' Hot Mountain Dew"... I'm a goddamn saint."

#crk #cookierunkingdom #burningspicequotes #burningspice
June 19, 2025 at 8:15 PM
“Mom come pick me up I’m scared.”

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June 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
June 15, 2025 at 4:47 PM
"I'm gonna gut you like the tuna you microwaved in the break room!"

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June 13, 2025 at 8:18 PM
“Please leave all religious artifacts on your person at the front entrance.

Yes that includes vinyl figurines.”

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June 10, 2025 at 2:38 PM
“Nothing is eternal…

but I know that won’t stop you from downing an entire 2 liter bottle of Mountain Dew in the gas station bathroom with the door open.”

#crk #cookierunkingdom #burningspice
June 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM