Burning Spice Quotes & Facts (PARODY)
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This page list very legitimate quotes and fun facts about our favorite Beast of Destruction.
(This account is not affiliated with Devsisters this is a parody account meant for entertainment)
(This account is not affiliated with Devsisters this is a parody account meant for entertainment)
“I snuck back into the Costco in Bismarck, North Dakota.”
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August 16, 2025 at 3:53 AM
“I snuck back into the Costco in Bismarck, North Dakota.”
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"This is not my proudest moment...
but 20 bucks IS 20 bucks"
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but 20 bucks IS 20 bucks"
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July 14, 2025 at 7:26 PM
"This is not my proudest moment...
but 20 bucks IS 20 bucks"
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but 20 bucks IS 20 bucks"
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July 10, 2025 at 5:46 AM
“Spurning Bice’s havin a strurnk call the burnulance.”
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July 8, 2025 at 7:01 AM
“Spurning Bice’s havin a strurnk call the burnulance.”
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“If you start playing Christmas music several months early, I’ll shit down your chimney ”
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July 8, 2025 at 3:43 AM
“If you start playing Christmas music several months early, I’ll shit down your chimney ”
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Fun Burning Spice Fact:
He will become very cuddly at the first signs of genuine affection
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He will become very cuddly at the first signs of genuine affection
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July 7, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Fun Burning Spice Fact:
He will become very cuddly at the first signs of genuine affection
#cookierunkingdom #burningspicefacts #burningspice
He will become very cuddly at the first signs of genuine affection
#cookierunkingdom #burningspicefacts #burningspice
“My son’s Soldier TF2 cosplay fucking sucks.”
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July 5, 2025 at 7:56 PM
“My son’s Soldier TF2 cosplay fucking sucks.”
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#cookierunkingdom #burningspicequotes #burningspicecookie
Fun Burning Spice Fact:
Whenever he's driving his Ford Pinto he will stop suddenly to get himself rear ended.
If you know anything about the Pinto you can figure out what happens next.
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Whenever he's driving his Ford Pinto he will stop suddenly to get himself rear ended.
If you know anything about the Pinto you can figure out what happens next.
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July 3, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Fun Burning Spice Fact:
Whenever he's driving his Ford Pinto he will stop suddenly to get himself rear ended.
If you know anything about the Pinto you can figure out what happens next.
#cookeirunkingdom #burningspicefact #burningspicecookie
Whenever he's driving his Ford Pinto he will stop suddenly to get himself rear ended.
If you know anything about the Pinto you can figure out what happens next.
#cookeirunkingdom #burningspicefact #burningspicecookie
"Nothing is eternal, and yet, I am...
Or so the Germans would have you believe!"
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Or so the Germans would have you believe!"
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July 2, 2025 at 12:53 AM
"Nothing is eternal, and yet, I am...
Or so the Germans would have you believe!"
#cookierunkingdom #burningspicequotes #burningspicecookie
Or so the Germans would have you believe!"
#cookierunkingdom #burningspicequotes #burningspicecookie
“Idiot child detected!
Deploy the cans of lead paint!”
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Deploy the cans of lead paint!”
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July 1, 2025 at 6:05 PM
“Idiot child detected!
Deploy the cans of lead paint!”
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Deploy the cans of lead paint!”
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“Touch my loaded tater tots again and you’ll be picking up your teeth with broken fingers.”
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June 29, 2025 at 11:45 PM
“Touch my loaded tater tots again and you’ll be picking up your teeth with broken fingers.”
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Fun Burning Spice Fact:
While he still hasn’t been banned from the entirety of Florida
Yet
As of yesterday he has been banned from Brevard County for trying to lay siege to both West Melbourne and Palm Bay
#cookierunkingdom #burningspicefacts #burningspicecookie
While he still hasn’t been banned from the entirety of Florida
Yet
As of yesterday he has been banned from Brevard County for trying to lay siege to both West Melbourne and Palm Bay
#cookierunkingdom #burningspicefacts #burningspicecookie
June 28, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Fun Burning Spice Fact:
While he still hasn’t been banned from the entirety of Florida
Yet
As of yesterday he has been banned from Brevard County for trying to lay siege to both West Melbourne and Palm Bay
#cookierunkingdom #burningspicefacts #burningspicecookie
While he still hasn’t been banned from the entirety of Florida
Yet
As of yesterday he has been banned from Brevard County for trying to lay siege to both West Melbourne and Palm Bay
#cookierunkingdom #burningspicefacts #burningspicecookie
June 27, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Fun Burning Spice Fact:
He’s approximately 100 meters from your location and is approaching rapidly
Start running
#cookierunkingdom #burningspicecookie #burningspicefacts
He’s approximately 100 meters from your location and is approaching rapidly
Start running
#cookierunkingdom #burningspicecookie #burningspicefacts
June 25, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Fun Burning Spice Fact:
He’s approximately 100 meters from your location and is approaching rapidly
Start running
#cookierunkingdom #burningspicecookie #burningspicefacts
He’s approximately 100 meters from your location and is approaching rapidly
Start running
#cookierunkingdom #burningspicecookie #burningspicefacts
“I will love you and pet you and call you George.”
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June 25, 2025 at 5:29 AM
“I will love you and pet you and call you George.”
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#cookierunkingdom #burningspicequotes #burningspice
June 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Fun Burning Spice Fact:
You can count the US states he’s NOT wanted in or banned from on one hand
Yes that does include Florida
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#cookierunkingdom
You can count the US states he’s NOT wanted in or banned from on one hand
Yes that does include Florida
#burningspicefacts #burningspicecookie
#cookierunkingdom
June 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Fun Burning Spice Fact:
You can count the US states he’s NOT wanted in or banned from on one hand
Yes that does include Florida
#burningspicefacts #burningspicecookie
#cookierunkingdom
You can count the US states he’s NOT wanted in or banned from on one hand
Yes that does include Florida
#burningspicefacts #burningspicecookie
#cookierunkingdom
"I wonder if its not too late to get my old job back at Denny's..."
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June 21, 2025 at 5:54 AM
"I wonder if its not too late to get my old job back at Denny's..."
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"I know the Ford Pinto explodes when you rear end it!
Why did you think I bought one?!"
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Why did you think I bought one?!"
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June 20, 2025 at 6:11 AM
"I know the Ford Pinto explodes when you rear end it!
Why did you think I bought one?!"
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Why did you think I bought one?!"
#crk #cookierunkingdom #burningspicequotes #burningspicecookie
"Compared to the sick fucks who came up with "Flamin' Hot Mountain Dew"... I'm a goddamn saint."
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June 19, 2025 at 8:15 PM
"Compared to the sick fucks who came up with "Flamin' Hot Mountain Dew"... I'm a goddamn saint."
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#crk #cookierunkingdom #burningspicequotes #burningspice
June 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
June 15, 2025 at 4:47 PM
"I'm gonna gut you like the tuna you microwaved in the break room!"
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June 13, 2025 at 8:18 PM
"I'm gonna gut you like the tuna you microwaved in the break room!"
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#crk #cookierunkingdom #burningspicecookie
“Please leave all religious artifacts on your person at the front entrance.
Yes that includes vinyl figurines.”
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Yes that includes vinyl figurines.”
#crk #cookierunkingdom #burningspicecookie
June 10, 2025 at 2:38 PM
“Please leave all religious artifacts on your person at the front entrance.
Yes that includes vinyl figurines.”
#crk #cookierunkingdom #burningspicecookie
Yes that includes vinyl figurines.”
#crk #cookierunkingdom #burningspicecookie
“Nothing is eternal…
but I know that won’t stop you from downing an entire 2 liter bottle of Mountain Dew in the gas station bathroom with the door open.”
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but I know that won’t stop you from downing an entire 2 liter bottle of Mountain Dew in the gas station bathroom with the door open.”
#crk #cookierunkingdom #burningspice
June 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM
“Nothing is eternal…
but I know that won’t stop you from downing an entire 2 liter bottle of Mountain Dew in the gas station bathroom with the door open.”
#crk #cookierunkingdom #burningspice
but I know that won’t stop you from downing an entire 2 liter bottle of Mountain Dew in the gas station bathroom with the door open.”
#crk #cookierunkingdom #burningspice