Ben Snyder
@bsnyder937.bsky.social
Autistic. Math Teacher. Ohio Born and Bred. Buckeyes, Reds, Bengals, Blue Jackets, Dayton Flyers. Theme Park Nerd...and nerd in general. He/him.
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Pretty much everyone is way closer to needing SNAP than being a billionaire so let’s all take a moment to remember who the enemy is here
October 29, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Pretty much everyone is way closer to needing SNAP than being a billionaire so let’s all take a moment to remember who the enemy is here
Update...less than 36 hours later the vibes are impossibly low. And the worst part is that I'll be deluded enough to think we have a chance next year.
These days don't come around often. Six playoff berths in my 36 years. None in a true season in 12. I was born into this, and my children have been born into this. And win or lose, we all will cherish this day.
It's playoff time. Let's go Redlegs. #redsoctober #beatLA
It's playoff time. Let's go Redlegs. #redsoctober #beatLA
October 2, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Update...less than 36 hours later the vibes are impossibly low. And the worst part is that I'll be deluded enough to think we have a chance next year.
These days don't come around often. Six playoff berths in my 36 years. None in a true season in 12. I was born into this, and my children have been born into this. And win or lose, we all will cherish this day.
It's playoff time. Let's go Redlegs. #redsoctober #beatLA
It's playoff time. Let's go Redlegs. #redsoctober #beatLA
September 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
These days don't come around often. Six playoff berths in my 36 years. None in a true season in 12. I was born into this, and my children have been born into this. And win or lose, we all will cherish this day.
It's playoff time. Let's go Redlegs. #redsoctober #beatLA
It's playoff time. Let's go Redlegs. #redsoctober #beatLA
Wait... I've already packed up my classroom with a day of school left and I'm actually getting ahead of things for next year?
Who the hell am I?
Who the hell am I?
a man with a beard is saying i have no idea what i am doing
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June 3, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Wait... I've already packed up my classroom with a day of school left and I'm actually getting ahead of things for next year?
Who the hell am I?
Who the hell am I?
Seems like my team dropping a series to the White Sox is a signal to the Reds that maybe honoring Pete Rose results in some bad karma.
Or maybe we just suck.
Or maybe we just suck.
a spider-man no way home advertisement that says i know i know we suck on it
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media.tenor.com
May 15, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Seems like my team dropping a series to the White Sox is a signal to the Reds that maybe honoring Pete Rose results in some bad karma.
Or maybe we just suck.
Or maybe we just suck.
Reds have scored their entire weekly ration of runs in one inning.
May 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Reds have scored their entire weekly ration of runs in one inning.
The way I feel looking at my students' lack of effort on their assignments when they need every point possible to graduate...
a man is throwing papers in the air while standing in a hallway .
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May 7, 2025 at 7:20 PM
The way I feel looking at my students' lack of effort on their assignments when they need every point possible to graduate...
The reactions here versus on Twitter for a certain Bengals QB at the Met Gala are *very* different. 😅
May 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
The reactions here versus on Twitter for a certain Bengals QB at the Met Gala are *very* different. 😅
Oh joy...the general mayhem of teaching in May on top of the seemingly random anxiety spikes? I can tell this is gonna be an exhausting month.
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May 1, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Oh joy...the general mayhem of teaching in May on top of the seemingly random anxiety spikes? I can tell this is gonna be an exhausting month.
Reds. Pain.
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April 30, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Reds. Pain.
And this was before they got Will Howard too! I hate that team so fucking much.
Seeing yet another Buckeye legend get drafted by the fucking Steelers
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April 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM
And this was before they got Will Howard too! I hate that team so fucking much.
Seeing yet another Buckeye legend get drafted by the fucking Steelers
a man with a beard is crying and saying `` he can 't keep getting away with it ! ''
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April 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Seeing yet another Buckeye legend get drafted by the fucking Steelers
Poetry From an Autistic Man:
RFK wants an autistic registry,
To store all our data on a Maralago shelf,
At this fascist move, I must balk,
And tell RFK and MAGA, GO FUCK YOURSELF.
-B. Snyder, 2025
RFK wants an autistic registry,
To store all our data on a Maralago shelf,
At this fascist move, I must balk,
And tell RFK and MAGA, GO FUCK YOURSELF.
-B. Snyder, 2025
RFK Jr. is launching a government registry to track autistic Americans using private medical records.
RFK Jr. Set to Launch Disease Registry Tracking Autistic People
And he’s using private medical records to make it happen.
newrepublic.com
April 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Poetry From an Autistic Man:
RFK wants an autistic registry,
To store all our data on a Maralago shelf,
At this fascist move, I must balk,
And tell RFK and MAGA, GO FUCK YOURSELF.
-B. Snyder, 2025
RFK wants an autistic registry,
To store all our data on a Maralago shelf,
At this fascist move, I must balk,
And tell RFK and MAGA, GO FUCK YOURSELF.
-B. Snyder, 2025
Me seeing the Reds put up a 20 spot today knowing there's a decent chance they'll be shut out next game 😅 #Reds #ATOBTTR
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April 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
April 17, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Nothing like tech licensing issues forcing you to postpone the lesson you were scheduled to be observed on, and having to make up another lesson on the fly. #Teacherlife
a woman says the lord is testing me while wearing a sweater with flowers on it
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April 16, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Nothing like tech licensing issues forcing you to postpone the lesson you were scheduled to be observed on, and having to make up another lesson on the fly. #Teacherlife
I would like to think that is the trophy actively resisting the grasp of JD Vance.
Also, yes, I hate that my alma mater is partaking in this bullshit.
Also, yes, I hate that my alma mater is partaking in this bullshit.
lol -- JD Vance fumbles the college football national championship trophy during the White House event with Ohio State
April 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I would like to think that is the trophy actively resisting the grasp of JD Vance.
Also, yes, I hate that my alma mater is partaking in this bullshit.
Also, yes, I hate that my alma mater is partaking in this bullshit.
April 12, 2025 at 12:35 AM
As an autistic man, I feel compelled and qualified to say this.
RFK and MTG (and anyone else spreading this drivel) are fucking pieces of shit and represent everything wrong with this country.
RFK and MTG (and anyone else spreading this drivel) are fucking pieces of shit and represent everything wrong with this country.
RFK Jr: "By September we will know what has caused the autism epidemic and we will be able to eliminate those exposures."
April 11, 2025 at 2:40 PM
As an autistic man, I feel compelled and qualified to say this.
RFK and MTG (and anyone else spreading this drivel) are fucking pieces of shit and represent everything wrong with this country.
RFK and MTG (and anyone else spreading this drivel) are fucking pieces of shit and represent everything wrong with this country.
And the MAGA chuds eat it up.
What a fucked existence we live.
What a fucked existence we live.
Trump on the markets: "Up 2500 points. Nobody has ever heard of it. Gotta be a record."
April 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
And the MAGA chuds eat it up.
What a fucked existence we live.
What a fucked existence we live.
In play, run(s). YAY REDS!
a bald man wearing sunglasses and a black shirt is saying finally
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April 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
In play, run(s). YAY REDS!
Update: Hey Reds... THAT WASN'T A FUCKING CHALLENGE
April 4, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Update: Hey Reds... THAT WASN'T A FUCKING CHALLENGE
I'm not turning on the Reds game until they score a run. I'm attempting a reverse jinx here...
a desperate times call for desperate measures poster with a cartoon character
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media.tenor.com
April 4, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I'm not turning on the Reds game until they score a run. I'm attempting a reverse jinx here...
