I keep trying to make this joke and I’m not smart enough so someone else figure it out.

Siri personalized responses sound so sarcastic.

Okay, “Ben”, I added waffles to the Trader Joe’s list.

Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.

He is a computer safety researcher.

And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.

In under 1600 words.

aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...

Everyone who talks about The Singularity should be required to wear Ray Kurzweil’s toupee while they do it. It’s the only way to have the appropriate level of gravitas.

It’s going to be so much easier to explain systemic racism to little white kids now. “We can’t go into school right now because we can’t let these kidnappers in to get your classmates with darker skin.”

I got my hands up
They’re playing my song
They know I’m gonna be okay
Yeah it’s a party in the USA
— Miley Cyrus

I got my hands up
Pants fall down
Underwear flies away
Yeah it’s a potty in the USA
— Ezra, 1st grade classmate of my daughter.

"The hallways...were absolutely lined with ICE agents. And immigrants were scared to leave, even though their cases were still open. What happened was that ICE agents then stormed into the courtroom, kicked out the attorneys, and detained everyone in the courtroom over the judge's objections."

@reckless.bsky.social Have you seen the party speaker scene in Andor? S02E03, 33 minutes in. Custom for you.

Uh… spoiler warning.

A communist is one who stands athwart history, yelling “Pimps down, hoes up.”

— Boots Riley

I slept on one of my AirPods Pro and it feels like I’ve cracked a rib.

Like Water for Hot Dogs