Bryce Blankenagel
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Who'd have imagined, Oaks is taking the opportunity as Prophet-elect to bigot screed for 30 mins. Seriously, who could've seen this coming?!
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October 5, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Who'd have imagined, Oaks is taking the opportunity as Prophet-elect to bigot screed for 30 mins. Seriously, who could've seen this coming?!
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First order of business for Dallin Oaks is to stop the crazy rush of new temples started by Russel M. Nelson the past 7 years. "He loved to announce new temples" but we can't keep going at his pace. Let's see what Oaks' presidency will be about!
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October 5, 2025 at 10:03 PM
First order of business for Dallin Oaks is to stop the crazy rush of new temples started by Russel M. Nelson the past 7 years. "He loved to announce new temples" but we can't keep going at his pace. Let's see what Oaks' presidency will be about!
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This #GeneralConference session has just been a bunch of throwaway sacrament meeting talks. But Oaks is taking the pulpit to round out the Conference, so let's see what bangers he's been holding in the reserve tank.
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October 5, 2025 at 9:59 PM
This #GeneralConference session has just been a bunch of throwaway sacrament meeting talks. But Oaks is taking the pulpit to round out the Conference, so let's see what bangers he's been holding in the reserve tank.
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Bednar starting off this session of #GeneralConference with a soapbox about "moral agency" instead of "free agency". This is the hallmark of his leadership, reducing free will and ensuring compliance with church-dictated morality.
October 5, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Bednar starting off this session of #GeneralConference with a soapbox about "moral agency" instead of "free agency". This is the hallmark of his leadership, reducing free will and ensuring compliance with church-dictated morality.
And Sunday Morning session rounds out with a few sacrament meeting talks at #GeneralConference. Nothing terribly notable and nothing follows the Saturday Evening session because that was a real banger. Let's see what this afternoon holds for us with Oaks remaining as the last headliner.
October 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
And Sunday Morning session rounds out with a few sacrament meeting talks at #GeneralConference. Nothing terribly notable and nothing follows the Saturday Evening session because that was a real banger. Let's see what this afternoon holds for us with Oaks remaining as the last headliner.
We can always count on D. Todd Christofferson to jump on the bigot train when he takes the #GeneralConference pulpit. Intimacy is only for married man and woman. Quoting Rusty about sexual sins, modesty, and regular puritanical Mormon dogshit. COJCOLDS is retrenching. Oaks will be an ugly presidency
October 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
We can always count on D. Todd Christofferson to jump on the bigot train when he takes the #GeneralConference pulpit. Intimacy is only for married man and woman. Quoting Rusty about sexual sins, modesty, and regular puritanical Mormon dogshit. COJCOLDS is retrenching. Oaks will be an ugly presidency
Both Evanson of Q70 and Soares of Q12 have just given some basic sacrament meeting talks. No notes, nothing terribly interesting, just a pointless update on a pointless exercise from yours truly.
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October 5, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Both Evanson of Q70 and Soares of Q12 have just given some basic sacrament meeting talks. No notes, nothing terribly interesting, just a pointless update on a pointless exercise from yours truly.
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Jeffrey R. Holland basically told us that he's older than us, knows more than us, has "walked with kings and prophets, with presidents and prophets, and apostles" and we can trust his judgment on matters of magic rocks and buried treasure.
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October 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Jeffrey R. Holland basically told us that he's older than us, knows more than us, has "walked with kings and prophets, with presidents and prophets, and apostles" and we can trust his judgment on matters of magic rocks and buried treasure.
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#GeneralConference sunday sessions kick off with Jeffrey Holland taking the stage. I'm hoping we got out all the bigot stuff yesterday, but the morning is young so we've no idea what the day will bring.
October 5, 2025 at 4:15 PM
#GeneralConference sunday sessions kick off with Jeffrey Holland taking the stage. I'm hoping we got out all the bigot stuff yesterday, but the morning is young so we've no idea what the day will bring.
Wow, okay. Saturday Evening Session of #GeneralConference started slow, had one quite pleasant talk, then switched to a brainwashing, thought-criming train wreck from that point forward.
Lots to say on the next @glassboxpodcast.bsky.social deconstructing #GenConf
Lots to say on the next @glassboxpodcast.bsky.social deconstructing #GenConf
October 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Wow, okay. Saturday Evening Session of #GeneralConference started slow, had one quite pleasant talk, then switched to a brainwashing, thought-criming train wreck from that point forward.
Lots to say on the next @glassboxpodcast.bsky.social deconstructing #GenConf
Lots to say on the next @glassboxpodcast.bsky.social deconstructing #GenConf
Now William K. Jackson of Q70 is here to sell us the idea of the @churchofjesuschrist.social's "tools" with his #GeneralConference talk about "counting and accounting" as good "undershepherds" of the flock. He grandly gestures to himself when obliquely referencing church authority multiple times.
October 5, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Now William K. Jackson of Q70 is here to sell us the idea of the @churchofjesuschrist.social's "tools" with his #GeneralConference talk about "counting and accounting" as good "undershepherds" of the flock. He grandly gestures to himself when obliquely referencing church authority multiple times.
And then Steven C. Barlow's #GeneralConference talk is a whip-cracker about keeping every missionary in line and shaming any behavior that deviates from the guidelines. No good talk can stand alone like J. Anette Dennis's. Compassionate talks always have an insidious following act.
October 5, 2025 at 1:00 AM
And then Steven C. Barlow's #GeneralConference talk is a whip-cracker about keeping every missionary in line and shaming any behavior that deviates from the guidelines. No good talk can stand alone like J. Anette Dennis's. Compassionate talks always have an insidious following act.
Aight, J. Anette Dennis of RS Pres gave an excellent talk just now. It made room for people who are struggling and didn't vilify any person or group. She shared her own faith crisis story and it felt genuine as any other #GenCon talk. Could do without the inspiration p*rn, but it made her point.
October 5, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Aight, J. Anette Dennis of RS Pres gave an excellent talk just now. It made room for people who are struggling and didn't vilify any person or group. She shared her own faith crisis story and it felt genuine as any other #GenCon talk. Could do without the inspiration p*rn, but it made her point.
Patrick Kearon is opening speaker for tonight. "Jesus" was the first word out of his mouth and everything that's followed is purely a sacrament meeting talk. I was really hoping he would be the Uchtdorf of the current generation of young members. Nothing indicates this to be the case. #GenCon
October 5, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Patrick Kearon is opening speaker for tonight. "Jesus" was the first word out of his mouth and everything that's followed is purely a sacrament meeting talk. I was really hoping he would be the Uchtdorf of the current generation of young members. Nothing indicates this to be the case. #GenCon
Aight, Saturday evening session of #GeneralConference kicks off with Quentin Cook conducting. Let's see if we can find any clues as to the future of this session under the new regime.
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October 5, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Aight, Saturday evening session of #GeneralConference kicks off with Quentin Cook conducting. Let's see if we can find any clues as to the future of this session under the new regime.
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Quentin L Cook gave away the game, he told us Dallin Oaks will be the next prophet! He just scooped the churchnewsroom!
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October 4, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Quentin L Cook gave away the game, he told us Dallin Oaks will be the next prophet! He just scooped the churchnewsroom!
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Also, according to Quentin L Cook, if you're not preparing to go to the temple, can you even call yourself Mormon, bruh?
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October 4, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Also, according to Quentin L Cook, if you're not preparing to go to the temple, can you even call yourself Mormon, bruh?
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Smarmy Pencil Pusher, Quentin L Cook up here telling us the church has never grown faster. That's only because they're cooking the books. The @churchofjesuschrist.social has never shrunk as fast as it currently is. Never has the delta between attendance and claimed membership been so great ~10mn ppl
October 4, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Smarmy Pencil Pusher, Quentin L Cook up here telling us the church has never grown faster. That's only because they're cooking the books. The @churchofjesuschrist.social has never shrunk as fast as it currently is. Never has the delta between attendance and claimed membership been so great ~10mn ppl
For every #GeneralConference presided over by Rusty, we've always had a quote tracker, how many times people quote or reference him. I've needed to add an Oaks quote counter because the number is climbing every session.
October 4, 2025 at 9:34 PM
For every #GeneralConference presided over by Rusty, we've always had a quote tracker, how many times people quote or reference him. I've needed to add an Oaks quote counter because the number is climbing every session.
Jeremy Jaggi of Q70 here telling us that Christians have crosses, Jews have the Star of David, and Mormons have an altar of sacrifice as a symbol of their faith. Now I know why @churchofjesuschrist.social is the wealthiest religion on the planet.
October 4, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Jeremy Jaggi of Q70 here telling us that Christians have crosses, Jews have the Star of David, and Mormons have an altar of sacrifice as a symbol of their faith. Now I know why @churchofjesuschrist.social is the wealthiest religion on the planet.
@churchofjesuschrist.social has been making a social media push for 2 weeks about Family: A Proclamation to the World. Rasband here capitalized and declared this as revelation the church will NEVER back down from. With Bednar conducting this session, the retrenchment phase is in full swing. #GenCon
October 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
@churchofjesuschrist.social has been making a social media push for 2 weeks about Family: A Proclamation to the World. Rasband here capitalized and declared this as revelation the church will NEVER back down from. With Bednar conducting this session, the retrenchment phase is in full swing. #GenCon
Ronald A Rasband jumping up here and giving the first open bigotry talk at #GeneralConference. When the opening line is about The Family: A Proclamation to the World, you know this talk gunna be ugly.
October 4, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Ronald A Rasband jumping up here and giving the first open bigotry talk at #GeneralConference. When the opening line is about The Family: A Proclamation to the World, you know this talk gunna be ugly.
Saturday afternoon #GeneralConference starting now, presided over by David A. Bednar, member of the First Presidency elect.
October 4, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Saturday afternoon #GeneralConference starting now, presided over by David A. Bednar, member of the First Presidency elect.
Dieter Uchtdort ends this morning's #GenCon with a pleasant talk about discipleship. He has an impressive ability to make us feel both special (gifted) and inadequate at the same time. The upshot: Be a better Mormon and don't jump ship.
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October 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Dieter Uchtdort ends this morning's #GenCon with a pleasant talk about discipleship. He has an impressive ability to make us feel both special (gifted) and inadequate at the same time. The upshot: Be a better Mormon and don't jump ship.
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So far, every single #GeneralConference talk has quoted the dearly departed supreme leader. It will be interesting to see if Oaks is just as vain as his predecessor; I suspect the culture has irreparably shifted under Nelson's tutelage toward kissing the ring.
October 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
So far, every single #GeneralConference talk has quoted the dearly departed supreme leader. It will be interesting to see if Oaks is just as vain as his predecessor; I suspect the culture has irreparably shifted under Nelson's tutelage toward kissing the ring.