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Bryce Bachelder
@brycebachelder.bsky.social
📍Vermonter
🧑‍🧑‍🧒‍🧒 Married w/ kids
🏀 NBA & Orlando Magic
🏈🏒 Boston sports for everything else
🎙️Local sports play-by-play

Dad joke connoisseur (don’t know which dinosaur that one is).

Has never lost a t-ball game.
“Rob a toy store on Christmas Eve” to “computer chip for a warhead” is quite the escalation in Home Alone plot points.
July 7, 2025 at 10:18 PM
“Alex-amber Harrel-ton.” -My 5yo, singing Hamilton
June 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
What are we setting the game 5 over/under at for how many times the ESPN crew mentions Gilgeous-Alexander and Alexander-Walker are cousins? Because no matter what I’m taking the over.

#NBA #NBAPlayoffs #NBAThreads
May 27, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Are the Carolina Hurricanes the hockey version of the DeRozan/Lowry Toronto Raptors teams? Always build up expectations in the regular season only to get blown out a round earlier than you’d think?
May 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Aaron “Reggie Miller” Nesmith
May 22, 2025 at 2:45 AM
May 22, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Well, Magic and Celtics are done, Bruins never made it, so… guess I’ll just root for Marchand to win another Cup.
May 17, 2025 at 12:49 PM
10yo: “There are wasps in there.”
Me: “White Anglo-Saxon Protestants?!?!”
10yo: “I don’t know what kind, go see for yourself.”
May 16, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I’m jealous of those who played #TheLastofUs games because they were prepared for what happened in that second episode of this season.

I was not. 😬
May 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Boston Celtics “don’t blow a lead” challenge. #NBA #NBAThreads
May 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
“Daddy, have you ever heard of math?” -my 7yo
May 8, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Okay Celtics fans can panic now. #NBA
May 8, 2025 at 1:26 AM
The Celtics know they can take a shot closer than a 3 pointer, yeah? #NBA
May 8, 2025 at 1:11 AM
One of those games I wish the Celtics had a secondary offensive option other than “shoot a boat load of 3s”. The few times they ran sets down the stretch they worked… they just didn’t run many.

Also wondering why they went away from hack-a-Robinson to stop the Knicks’ run in the 3rd. #NBA
May 6, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Simmons getting a little out of hand with these 2 1/2 hour pods. #NBA
May 2, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I love that Kirk Goldsberry wears a Portland Sea Dogs hat on the Simmons pod.
April 30, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Just gonna drag this post up from December.

It’s time for a serious conversation about the Magic’s offensive coaching and shooting staff.

We’re watching this team’s ceiling if they don’t address shooting, and it’s nowhere close to their potential.
April 30, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Imagine if the Magic could shoot. #NBA
April 28, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Fans: “The last 2 minutes of an NBA game take forever!”

The last 0.5 seconds of this Knicks/Pistons game: “Hold my beer.”
April 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Magic/Celtics like the old days in the late 2000s. Take me back to when my hair wasn’t grey and it didn’t take me two full days to recover from staying up past 10:00 PM. #NBAThreads
April 16, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Fly to Atlanta to hang out with my ol’ college roommate? Go to a free Magic/Hawks game? Yes please! #NBA
April 13, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Every time it snows in April. #Vermont
April 8, 2025 at 11:20 AM
The season 1 finale of Severance is a perfect episode of television.
April 7, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Well we had a nice four year break between needing to mass protest something.
April 5, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Has anyone flown internationally lately? How was it getting back into the US?
March 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM