toothy
@bruxist.bsky.social
my cousin would have made a beautiful wife for you but idc carry on your lonely life
July 29, 2025 at 2:32 PM
my cousin would have made a beautiful wife for you but idc carry on your lonely life
craving alms of the sun 🤤
July 15, 2025 at 6:59 PM
craving alms of the sun 🤤
me going in to kiss my man as he walks in the door after a long day of work
May 8, 2025 at 2:19 AM
me going in to kiss my man as he walks in the door after a long day of work
The phenomenon of stuff
April 13, 2025 at 2:13 AM
The phenomenon of stuff
smiling at all of the groceries
April 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
smiling at all of the groceries
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Diego Maradona having fun
April 4, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Diego Maradona having fun
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ISAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKK!!!
INCREDIBLE SCENES AT WEMBLEY!!!!!!
INCREDIBLE SCENES AT WEMBLEY!!!!!!
March 16, 2025 at 5:43 PM
ISAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKK!!!
INCREDIBLE SCENES AT WEMBLEY!!!!!!
INCREDIBLE SCENES AT WEMBLEY!!!!!!
this guy is always trying to play the insane card.. now he wants you to do it too
February 22, 2025 at 11:12 PM
this guy is always trying to play the insane card.. now he wants you to do it too
Super bowl weekend here for me
February 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Super bowl weekend here for me
never mind i just realized shes actually been whispering that this whole time cus she just also whispered “im tapped out” and then burped. i need to see what is on her damn phone!!
February 14, 2025 at 9:48 PM
never mind i just realized shes actually been whispering that this whole time cus she just also whispered “im tapped out” and then burped. i need to see what is on her damn phone!!
occasionally the wet, vigorous gum smacking of the person sitting next to me in the waiting room sounds like she’s whispering “beautiful”
February 14, 2025 at 9:44 PM
occasionally the wet, vigorous gum smacking of the person sitting next to me in the waiting room sounds like she’s whispering “beautiful”
i took a sip from my devils cup
February 9, 2025 at 6:35 PM
i took a sip from my devils cup
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It’s so stupid that dreams can come true
January 16, 2025 at 10:16 PM
It’s so stupid that dreams can come true
they hate me when i dream
January 17, 2025 at 2:28 AM
they hate me when i dream
donning my lead helmet before bed to deflect dream interference from the collective unconscious
January 17, 2025 at 2:28 AM
donning my lead helmet before bed to deflect dream interference from the collective unconscious
bro the collective unconscious is after me
January 17, 2025 at 2:23 AM
bro the collective unconscious is after me
I tell my students this every day
December 15, 2024 at 4:47 AM
I tell my students this every day
Watch deep red you’ll feel better
December 15, 2024 at 4:44 AM
Watch deep red you’ll feel better
The baleful worm
The blighted man
December 15, 2024 at 3:00 AM
The baleful worm
a beautiful sight… the curse of the black pearl has been lifted
December 1, 2024 at 5:55 PM
a beautiful sight… the curse of the black pearl has been lifted
still searching for the can that perfectly matches my skin tone 😞
November 27, 2024 at 10:13 PM
still searching for the can that perfectly matches my skin tone 😞
working on a 75 minute snapping interpretation of big yellow taxi
November 27, 2024 at 9:31 PM
working on a 75 minute snapping interpretation of big yellow taxi