Darkotik X
@bruhfarealthough.bsky.social
He/Him/Bruh
Just like typing words together
Fuck Twitter all my homies hate Twitter
Just be posting my intrusive and extrusive thoughts
Just like typing words together
Fuck Twitter all my homies hate Twitter
Just be posting my intrusive and extrusive thoughts
Everything comes at a cost
January 27, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Everything comes at a cost
Why haven’t I seen a jelly filled muffin before?
January 6, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Why haven’t I seen a jelly filled muffin before?
Remember: Always date lower so no matter what, you come out on top
January 6, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Remember: Always date lower so no matter what, you come out on top
Do actors be acting when they argue with their spouses?
December 16, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Do actors be acting when they argue with their spouses?
Why don’t the sun and the moon ever come up together?
November 7, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Why don’t the sun and the moon ever come up together?
Put a cape on her when she mad now she SUPER mad
October 30, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Put a cape on her when she mad now she SUPER mad
If there’s ever an overpopulation of shrimp, just call me I’ll take care of it
October 29, 2025 at 11:34 PM
If there’s ever an overpopulation of shrimp, just call me I’ll take care of it
If zebras ever went extinct, I’d get zebra stripes tatted on me to commemorate them
October 19, 2025 at 2:31 AM
If zebras ever went extinct, I’d get zebra stripes tatted on me to commemorate them
He who looks outside, dreams. He who looks inside, awakens
September 29, 2025 at 3:41 PM
He who looks outside, dreams. He who looks inside, awakens
You ever seen someone frown while giving you a thumbs up?
August 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
You ever seen someone frown while giving you a thumbs up?
It’s always the skinny girls throwing BACK in the club
August 25, 2025 at 5:46 PM
It’s always the skinny girls throwing BACK in the club
Women have a tendency to want to start random conversations as soon as you get on the game
August 20, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Women have a tendency to want to start random conversations as soon as you get on the game
Seeing a skinny girl twerk is like watching a baby bird try to fly
August 19, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Seeing a skinny girl twerk is like watching a baby bird try to fly
Never been scared of no nigga, but I’m TERRIFIED of women with face tats
August 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Never been scared of no nigga, but I’m TERRIFIED of women with face tats
Fuck needing backup I need frontup
August 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Fuck needing backup I need frontup
You ever seen a skinny girl with a big clit?
August 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
You ever seen a skinny girl with a big clit?
10,000 years from now, I hope my Bluesky account gets dug up by some digital archaeologist and put in a museum
August 6, 2025 at 11:38 PM
10,000 years from now, I hope my Bluesky account gets dug up by some digital archaeologist and put in a museum
Everybody acting like they missed underwear day or somethin like yall forgot to wear underwear
August 6, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Everybody acting like they missed underwear day or somethin like yall forgot to wear underwear
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Whoever put the "b" in "subtle" was a clever bastard.
August 6, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Whoever put the "b" in "subtle" was a clever bastard.
Will Smith out here still making music at 55 and saying “Gang Gang” in his songs bruh it’s over for us as a society we’re finished
August 6, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Will Smith out here still making music at 55 and saying “Gang Gang” in his songs bruh it’s over for us as a society we’re finished
I’ve never heard anybody say “I want to go visit the Bronx”. Do foreigners one day dream to go visit the Bronx??
August 1, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I’ve never heard anybody say “I want to go visit the Bronx”. Do foreigners one day dream to go visit the Bronx??
I have no idea why I’m hearing about love island and I never watched it, searched it, thought of it, even envisioned it. I go on TikTok….boom love island. Go on reddit….hello it’s love island. Get out of my life!
August 1, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I have no idea why I’m hearing about love island and I never watched it, searched it, thought of it, even envisioned it. I go on TikTok….boom love island. Go on reddit….hello it’s love island. Get out of my life!
I know a bidet would hate to have eyes
June 8, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I know a bidet would hate to have eyes
Italians would hate to see the way I eat spaghetti
May 14, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Italians would hate to see the way I eat spaghetti