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Not a paralegal. I got voodoo on me. Enchanted by Java Monster. Real graps aficionado, you can’t no sell me. Proprietor of Spooky Pizza. No dog license. Local legend in Secaucus. Philly sports is my Achilles heel. 27. He/him.
Kendrick dropped a new album, CM Punk returned and the Sixers won last night.
You know they say things always get better and perhaps this one time, they’re right.
You know they say things always get better and perhaps this one time, they’re right.
November 23, 2024 at 8:15 AM
Kendrick dropped a new album, CM Punk returned and the Sixers won last night.
You know they say things always get better and perhaps this one time, they’re right.
You know they say things always get better and perhaps this one time, they’re right.
Dear lord, I’ve seen what you’ve done for others’ parlays, so please, bless me with a beautiful payout tonight.
November 20, 2024 at 12:04 AM
Dear lord, I’ve seen what you’ve done for others’ parlays, so please, bless me with a beautiful payout tonight.
There was never any doubt
Flyers to go on a 3 game winning streak tonight queen?
November 17, 2024 at 10:01 AM
There was never any doubt
Flyers cooking rn you love to see it
November 17, 2024 at 12:39 AM
Flyers cooking rn you love to see it
I just finished watching the first season of The Penguin and let me tell ya, Freud would have had to keep the coffee brewing all night for this fucking guy.
November 17, 2024 at 12:23 AM
I just finished watching the first season of The Penguin and let me tell ya, Freud would have had to keep the coffee brewing all night for this fucking guy.
I wore my Sixers hoodie yesterday and a dude looked at me and went, “boy, you’re brave.”
Sums up how the season’s going so far.
Sums up how the season’s going so far.
November 16, 2024 at 1:31 PM
I wore my Sixers hoodie yesterday and a dude looked at me and went, “boy, you’re brave.”
Sums up how the season’s going so far.
Sums up how the season’s going so far.
I fell asleep before the Tyson/Paul fight even started and I woke up to more people talking about Tyson’s ass than the actual fight.
November 16, 2024 at 12:55 PM
I fell asleep before the Tyson/Paul fight even started and I woke up to more people talking about Tyson’s ass than the actual fight.
Flyers to go on a 3 game winning streak tonight queen?
November 16, 2024 at 12:41 PM
Flyers to go on a 3 game winning streak tonight queen?
LETS GO BIRDS!!!!!!
November 15, 2024 at 1:14 AM
LETS GO BIRDS!!!!!!
It’s GAMEDAY BABY!!!!! GO BIRDS!!! 🦅🦅🦅 #flyeaglesfly
November 14, 2024 at 1:01 PM
It’s GAMEDAY BABY!!!!! GO BIRDS!!! 🦅🦅🦅 #flyeaglesfly
Crazy how I already feel 10x more comfortable on bsky than I do on that breeding ground for dumbasses.
November 13, 2024 at 3:17 PM
Crazy how I already feel 10x more comfortable on bsky than I do on that breeding ground for dumbasses.
Every time I go to Wawa these days, doesn’t matter which one, a couple of the employees are either flirting or fighting and more often than not it has a direct negative effect on the outcome of my iced coffees. Maybe it’s me. Maybe I’m the source of bad luck. To be continued…
November 13, 2024 at 3:15 PM
Every time I go to Wawa these days, doesn’t matter which one, a couple of the employees are either flirting or fighting and more often than not it has a direct negative effect on the outcome of my iced coffees. Maybe it’s me. Maybe I’m the source of bad luck. To be continued…
The way I miss Bryce Harper absolutely toasting 3-2 breaking balls into the right field seats at the bank is going to make this a long ass winter.
November 13, 2024 at 3:12 PM
The way I miss Bryce Harper absolutely toasting 3-2 breaking balls into the right field seats at the bank is going to make this a long ass winter.
Here’s to many more!! Elon deserves to lose absolutely everything.
November 12, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Here’s to many more!! Elon deserves to lose absolutely everything.
The universe is a step closer to feeling normal again.
November 12, 2024 at 7:36 PM
The universe is a step closer to feeling normal again.
Sometimes all you need is a really good day off.
November 12, 2024 at 7:20 PM
Sometimes all you need is a really good day off.
Eagles stomped Dallas decisively. Steelers beat the Commanders before our game with ‘em Thursday. All’s well in the world.
November 11, 2024 at 1:23 PM
Eagles stomped Dallas decisively. Steelers beat the Commanders before our game with ‘em Thursday. All’s well in the world.
I’m three iced coffees deep into today and it’s only 8am. Prepare for a generational crash at work around 12pm, it’s coming.
November 11, 2024 at 1:21 PM
I’m three iced coffees deep into today and it’s only 8am. Prepare for a generational crash at work around 12pm, it’s coming.
They say a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush but for me, a bird in the endzone is worth about $200 in my bank account ayeeeee
November 10, 2024 at 12:25 PM
They say a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush but for me, a bird in the endzone is worth about $200 in my bank account ayeeeee
Mfers always scheduling me on gameday, the struggle is insurmountable in some cases. S’all good, we WILL have that streameast tab open today.
November 10, 2024 at 12:17 PM
Mfers always scheduling me on gameday, the struggle is insurmountable in some cases. S’all good, we WILL have that streameast tab open today.
Translation: I’m stoned and wired doing mental rituals for the Eagles
I’m up at 5:30am reassessing affirmations and tabulating the incoming data of my own chakras with a coffee in one hand and the automatic pendulum receiver in the other
November 10, 2024 at 10:43 AM
Translation: I’m stoned and wired doing mental rituals for the Eagles
I’m up at 5:30am reassessing affirmations and tabulating the incoming data of my own chakras with a coffee in one hand and the automatic pendulum receiver in the other
November 10, 2024 at 10:33 AM
I’m up at 5:30am reassessing affirmations and tabulating the incoming data of my own chakras with a coffee in one hand and the automatic pendulum receiver in the other