Brooke Sargent
@brookesargent.bsky.social
kitchen witch 🧙♀️
halloween’s #1 fan
engineering manager @ honeycomb.io
🏳️🌈
halloween’s #1 fan
engineering manager @ honeycomb.io
🏳️🌈
Waiting in line for dinner at State Bird in SF and wow the most insufferable men are also here mansplaining food to their girlfriends 😅
December 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Waiting in line for dinner at State Bird in SF and wow the most insufferable men are also here mansplaining food to their girlfriends 😅
Why tf does Quince sell caviar?
December 13, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Why tf does Quince sell caviar?
I get to see Wicked: For Good on Monday evening 🤩
November 16, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I get to see Wicked: For Good on Monday evening 🤩
There’s something so peaceful about a November 1st walk before the rest of the neighborhood is awake. Crisp air, fire pits left at the edges of driveways, and stray Twizzlers and Milky Ways peeking out of the leaves.
November 1, 2025 at 1:37 PM
There’s something so peaceful about a November 1st walk before the rest of the neighborhood is awake. Crisp air, fire pits left at the edges of driveways, and stray Twizzlers and Milky Ways peeking out of the leaves.
Not to brag but a teen told me my house is tea and my costume is slay tonight 💁♀️
November 1, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Not to brag but a teen told me my house is tea and my costume is slay tonight 💁♀️
Two nights before Halloween, rain pouring outside, Haunting of Hill House on. 👻 Vibes unmatched 👌
October 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Two nights before Halloween, rain pouring outside, Haunting of Hill House on. 👻 Vibes unmatched 👌
the vibes at the cemetery were immaculate today
October 26, 2025 at 9:23 PM
the vibes at the cemetery were immaculate today
My late-season Sunday tomato sauce says hi 🍅
October 19, 2025 at 2:38 PM
My late-season Sunday tomato sauce says hi 🍅
Had a very normal October Saturday night testing how well the fog machine covers our yard display 🌫️
October 12, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Had a very normal October Saturday night testing how well the fog machine covers our yard display 🌫️
Oops I forgot to open BlueSky for… 8 months? But good news: I’m back, it’s my favorite time of year, and I’m enjoying my morning coffee in a jack-o-lantern mug 🎃
October 11, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Oops I forgot to open BlueSky for… 8 months? But good news: I’m back, it’s my favorite time of year, and I’m enjoying my morning coffee in a jack-o-lantern mug 🎃
Alan Cumming said Martha Stewart is his ideal pick for a future Traitors season and now I can’t stop thinking about it
February 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Alan Cumming said Martha Stewart is his ideal pick for a future Traitors season and now I can’t stop thinking about it
can we all agree the Superb Owl joke is cringe at this point?
February 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM
can we all agree the Superb Owl joke is cringe at this point?
I know very little about football and still I find myself taking care not to accidentally wear Chiefs colors while getting ready this morning
February 9, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I know very little about football and still I find myself taking care not to accidentally wear Chiefs colors while getting ready this morning
This week’s Traitors roundtable has me literally SWEATING
February 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
This week’s Traitors roundtable has me literally SWEATING
morning sourdough (not in a tradwife way)
January 21, 2025 at 12:49 PM
morning sourdough (not in a tradwife way)
Replaced my morning TikTok scroll today with some puzzling because regardless of whether the app is available or not, the trust is gone and it won’t be the same moving forward
January 20, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Replaced my morning TikTok scroll today with some puzzling because regardless of whether the app is available or not, the trust is gone and it won’t be the same moving forward
Have already muscle memory opened the TikTok app 5 times today 😭
January 19, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Have already muscle memory opened the TikTok app 5 times today 😭
YIKES, reading that summary literally made my jaw drop
January 2, 2025 at 10:07 PM
YIKES, reading that summary literally made my jaw drop
i’m so sorry but i couldn’t think about anything except jim carrey in the Sonic movies while watching Nosferatu
December 30, 2024 at 2:22 AM
i’m so sorry but i couldn’t think about anything except jim carrey in the Sonic movies while watching Nosferatu
Someone was repeatedly shooting a CANNON in my neighborhood last night. WHY???
July 4, 2023 at 3:38 PM
Someone was repeatedly shooting a CANNON in my neighborhood last night. WHY???
I always forget how good the Fear Street movies are
July 3, 2023 at 3:18 AM
I always forget how good the Fear Street movies are
Why are the TikTok fitness girlies constantly trying to say hearts of palm tastes exactly like a mozzarella stick??? IT DOES NOT
July 3, 2023 at 1:45 AM
Why are the TikTok fitness girlies constantly trying to say hearts of palm tastes exactly like a mozzarella stick??? IT DOES NOT
✨breakfast cake ✨
July 2, 2023 at 1:43 PM
✨breakfast cake ✨