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brooke
@brookeeeyer.bsky.social
marketing + creative for seed to growth startups. retired twitter thot, seasoned sh*tposter, deeply earnest lover girl.
📍NJ/NYC
it’s time for my second rodeo!
May 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
yo what happened to chubby snacks? I am sensing an uncrustables renaissance and need that better-for-you twist..
November 26, 2024 at 8:03 PM
can’t wait for the moment 10+ years from now where we have to explain how sardines were once considered a trend.
November 23, 2024 at 12:24 AM
as a nation, are we finally ready to have a real conversation about açaí bowls?
November 20, 2024 at 8:56 PM
no one — and I mean NO ONE — needs an adaptation of “A Little Life” anywhere remotely near a screen.
November 20, 2024 at 3:02 PM
r/seasonalfabricbirds is one of the few remaining safe places on the internet
November 18, 2024 at 9:49 PM
I need loungewear brands to start listing inseams on sweats & PJ pants — us tall women deserve ankle coverage too!!!
November 17, 2024 at 11:02 PM
if you want this place to be cool and fun, just start acting like you’re cool and fun…
November 17, 2024 at 12:05 AM