Brooke Breit
@brookebreit.bsky.social
creative director at jackbox games
actor and comedian in chicago
flower on magic tavern
party mom
check out my sweet acting reel ok bye https://vimeo.com/1105223469?share=copy
actor and comedian in chicago
flower on magic tavern
party mom
check out my sweet acting reel ok bye https://vimeo.com/1105223469?share=copy
Everyone keeps talking about the smoked salmon on The Traitors, but when are we going to talk about the real star of breakfast… big bowl of loose eggs
January 23, 2026 at 5:33 AM
Everyone keeps talking about the smoked salmon on The Traitors, but when are we going to talk about the real star of breakfast… big bowl of loose eggs
Your mom trying to remember her favorite pasta dish or her favorite evil Mario character
January 18, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Your mom trying to remember her favorite pasta dish or her favorite evil Mario character
honestly, good for them
January 17, 2026 at 10:50 PM
honestly, good for them
Alan giving us Hunger Games/Scarecrow/Flintstones realness #TheTraitorsUS
January 16, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Alan giving us Hunger Games/Scarecrow/Flintstones realness #TheTraitorsUS
Rolling into 2026 like the poorly secured Christmas tree I saw today that gently slid off the top of the car into traffic (no one was hurt but everyone was honking)
January 12, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Rolling into 2026 like the poorly secured Christmas tree I saw today that gently slid off the top of the car into traffic (no one was hurt but everyone was honking)
the small excitement of a haircut before I have to try to style it myself
January 11, 2026 at 2:56 AM
the small excitement of a haircut before I have to try to style it myself
Alan giving Gozer the Gozerian in ep 3 of #TheTraitors
January 9, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Alan giving Gozer the Gozerian in ep 3 of #TheTraitors
I fell off of Stranger Things in the middle of season 4 because I got (checks notes) “too scared”.
my kid: are you watching Stranger Things again?
me: yup
my kid: at night?!?
me: yes…because I’m (checks notes) “so brave now”
my kid: are you watching Stranger Things again?
me: yup
my kid: at night?!?
me: yes…because I’m (checks notes) “so brave now”
January 7, 2026 at 1:13 AM
I fell off of Stranger Things in the middle of season 4 because I got (checks notes) “too scared”.
my kid: are you watching Stranger Things again?
me: yup
my kid: at night?!?
me: yes…because I’m (checks notes) “so brave now”
my kid: are you watching Stranger Things again?
me: yup
my kid: at night?!?
me: yes…because I’m (checks notes) “so brave now”
If the Swedish Chef is the only muppet with human hands, does that make him a cybørk-børk-børk
January 6, 2026 at 2:14 AM
If the Swedish Chef is the only muppet with human hands, does that make him a cybørk-børk-børk
dry january but it’s an old sea captain giving cars a chance
January 5, 2026 at 5:55 AM
dry january but it’s an old sea captain giving cars a chance
My two fave things so far this year
1. Discovering Haha, You Clowns on Adult Swim
2. My kid, who just got a phone, texting me this shit
1. Discovering Haha, You Clowns on Adult Swim
2. My kid, who just got a phone, texting me this shit
January 2, 2026 at 3:40 AM
My two fave things so far this year
1. Discovering Haha, You Clowns on Adult Swim
2. My kid, who just got a phone, texting me this shit
1. Discovering Haha, You Clowns on Adult Swim
2. My kid, who just got a phone, texting me this shit
me: I’m going to read for a little bit
narrator: she did not read. instead she watched a 30 min tiktok breaking down a potential finale of show she’s not even watching
narrator: she did not read. instead she watched a 30 min tiktok breaking down a potential finale of show she’s not even watching
December 28, 2025 at 8:38 PM
me: I’m going to read for a little bit
narrator: she did not read. instead she watched a 30 min tiktok breaking down a potential finale of show she’s not even watching
narrator: she did not read. instead she watched a 30 min tiktok breaking down a potential finale of show she’s not even watching
Happy with my choice to binge Traitors UK today while repeatedly chanting “this is my sports” and pumping my fist in the air
December 27, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Happy with my choice to binge Traitors UK today while repeatedly chanting “this is my sports” and pumping my fist in the air
I bet that turkey trot prank family was like “y’all wanna just keep Christmas kinda lowkey this year?”
December 26, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I bet that turkey trot prank family was like “y’all wanna just keep Christmas kinda lowkey this year?”
Happy winter solstice
Light a candle while whispering “Billie Eilish Boomerang Idol” to manifest your intentions of going full tilt boogie in the new year
Light a candle while whispering “Billie Eilish Boomerang Idol” to manifest your intentions of going full tilt boogie in the new year
December 22, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Happy winter solstice
Light a candle while whispering “Billie Eilish Boomerang Idol” to manifest your intentions of going full tilt boogie in the new year
Light a candle while whispering “Billie Eilish Boomerang Idol” to manifest your intentions of going full tilt boogie in the new year
My kid saw a bottle of Chambord and referred to it as “the king’s buzzball” and I may never recover
December 20, 2025 at 10:47 PM
My kid saw a bottle of Chambord and referred to it as “the king’s buzzball” and I may never recover
When @houseofdarkly.bsky.social is your secret santa, you win BIG TIME
December 19, 2025 at 2:50 AM
When @houseofdarkly.bsky.social is your secret santa, you win BIG TIME
Hey, sending love to anyone that’s feeling a little bit or a lotta bit sad about all of this. This year has been pretty relentless so let’s just keep being there for each other
December 16, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Hey, sending love to anyone that’s feeling a little bit or a lotta bit sad about all of this. This year has been pretty relentless so let’s just keep being there for each other
Everyday at my kids’ school, there’s a kid at pickup, carrying a whiteboard that ruins the Wordle word of the day, and this kid is now my favorite kid
December 11, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Everyday at my kids’ school, there’s a kid at pickup, carrying a whiteboard that ruins the Wordle word of the day, and this kid is now my favorite kid
Y’all I got nominated for a golden globe in the category of “sent my manager my end of the year updated casting info”
Jk I haven’t done that and will forget until repeatedly reminded
Jk I haven’t done that and will forget until repeatedly reminded
December 9, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Y’all I got nominated for a golden globe in the category of “sent my manager my end of the year updated casting info”
Jk I haven’t done that and will forget until repeatedly reminded
Jk I haven’t done that and will forget until repeatedly reminded
Simply thrilled to be entering my “please be patient with me” era
December 9, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Simply thrilled to be entering my “please be patient with me” era
my kid: do you ever think about how in a sitcom when one of the characters is talking about an actor in the real world, they are saying that they are in a reality where the ACTOR playing the CHARACTER does not exist?
me: (now always thinking about this)
me: (now always thinking about this)
December 9, 2025 at 1:07 AM
my kid: do you ever think about how in a sitcom when one of the characters is talking about an actor in the real world, they are saying that they are in a reality where the ACTOR playing the CHARACTER does not exist?
me: (now always thinking about this)
me: (now always thinking about this)
Just watched my kid retrieve a frozen peanut butter cup that he put in the freezer from his Halloween candy, cut it in half, and then put the halves in the middle of a vanilla ice cream sandwich.
Hello, sharks…
Hello, sharks…
December 6, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Just watched my kid retrieve a frozen peanut butter cup that he put in the freezer from his Halloween candy, cut it in half, and then put the halves in the middle of a vanilla ice cream sandwich.
Hello, sharks…
Hello, sharks…
the moon is beautiful tonight, gorgeous, glowing, I’m in awe and have to pull over my car to capture a picture of nature in all of its celestial glory
the picture:
the picture:
December 5, 2025 at 12:54 AM
the moon is beautiful tonight, gorgeous, glowing, I’m in awe and have to pull over my car to capture a picture of nature in all of its celestial glory
the picture:
the picture:
NEW COOKIES JUST DROPPED ON NYTIMESCOOKING
ONE OF THEM HAS POPCORN AND GUMMY CANDY IN IT
ANOTHER LOOKS LIKE SLICED LUNCHMEAT
WE ARE CRASHING INTO 2026 LIKE A CAR ON FIRE
ONE OF THEM HAS POPCORN AND GUMMY CANDY IN IT
ANOTHER LOOKS LIKE SLICED LUNCHMEAT
WE ARE CRASHING INTO 2026 LIKE A CAR ON FIRE
December 3, 2025 at 2:39 AM
NEW COOKIES JUST DROPPED ON NYTIMESCOOKING
ONE OF THEM HAS POPCORN AND GUMMY CANDY IN IT
ANOTHER LOOKS LIKE SLICED LUNCHMEAT
WE ARE CRASHING INTO 2026 LIKE A CAR ON FIRE
ONE OF THEM HAS POPCORN AND GUMMY CANDY IN IT
ANOTHER LOOKS LIKE SLICED LUNCHMEAT
WE ARE CRASHING INTO 2026 LIKE A CAR ON FIRE