Broken Collie
@brokencollie.bsky.social
26 Years Old
Lives in New Jersey
He/Him
Pan (Male Lean)
May Contain NSFW, Minors DNI, 18+
Aspiring Stud Dog
Short Story Comedy Writer
Profile Picture by @tazzthewolf.bsky.social
Lives in New Jersey
He/Him
Pan (Male Lean)
May Contain NSFW, Minors DNI, 18+
Aspiring Stud Dog
Short Story Comedy Writer
Profile Picture by @tazzthewolf.bsky.social
Your favorite celebrity is in the Epstein Files. Whoever you’re thinking of, expect them to be in there. No one is safe. Not even Keanu Reeves or Mr. Rogers. If either of them were in those files, wouldn’t that be something? At least the guillotines would come out faster.
November 20, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Your favorite celebrity is in the Epstein Files. Whoever you’re thinking of, expect them to be in there. No one is safe. Not even Keanu Reeves or Mr. Rogers. If either of them were in those files, wouldn’t that be something? At least the guillotines would come out faster.
“Are you okay?”
Me: Are we ever okay?
“…yes. That’s the reason why I take bathsalts.”
REMEMBER KIDS: Bathsalts saves lives!
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Good night!
Me: Are we ever okay?
“…yes. That’s the reason why I take bathsalts.”
REMEMBER KIDS: Bathsalts saves lives!
Learn more on my new website: www.madeupfacts.com
Good night!
www.ma
November 20, 2025 at 3:39 AM
“Are you okay?”
Me: Are we ever okay?
“…yes. That’s the reason why I take bathsalts.”
REMEMBER KIDS: Bathsalts saves lives!
Learn more on my new website: www.madeupfacts.com
Good night!
Me: Are we ever okay?
“…yes. That’s the reason why I take bathsalts.”
REMEMBER KIDS: Bathsalts saves lives!
Learn more on my new website: www.madeupfacts.com
Good night!
“I believe in one thing only, the power of human will.” - Joseph Stalin
November 19, 2025 at 11:35 PM
“I believe in one thing only, the power of human will.” - Joseph Stalin
I am open to engaging with NSFW activity with friends who consent to that. But I’m not very comfortable with the term “friends with benefits” because it frames sex as the ultimate goal of the friendship. There’s no other term for it I can think of but I’d rather use another.
November 19, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I am open to engaging with NSFW activity with friends who consent to that. But I’m not very comfortable with the term “friends with benefits” because it frames sex as the ultimate goal of the friendship. There’s no other term for it I can think of but I’d rather use another.
Well, the second interview was awkward as hell.
November 19, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Well, the second interview was awkward as hell.
There’s so much going on for me this week I’m just overwhelmed. Everything is just so new to me when it comes to finding a job, expanding my reach in the furry fandom, and essential life stuff that I’m kind of on edge all the time. It will pass.
November 19, 2025 at 5:39 PM
There’s so much going on for me this week I’m just overwhelmed. Everything is just so new to me when it comes to finding a job, expanding my reach in the furry fandom, and essential life stuff that I’m kind of on edge all the time. It will pass.
Stars Wars Episode X: The Jedi drink Kool-Aid with cyanide and they all die.
November 19, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Stars Wars Episode X: The Jedi drink Kool-Aid with cyanide and they all die.
The 1st interview went very well. It was a phone interview but I just scheduled another one, this time at the physical location for tomorrow at 12:00 PM.
November 19, 2025 at 3:49 PM
The 1st interview went very well. It was a phone interview but I just scheduled another one, this time at the physical location for tomorrow at 12:00 PM.
Happy Birthday to 20th U.S. President James Garfield! A man who was assassinated a few months into his term.
November 19, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Happy Birthday to 20th U.S. President James Garfield! A man who was assassinated a few months into his term.
I wish I could take a nap right now.
November 19, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I wish I could take a nap right now.
Jesus Christ time is going by so slow at the moment.
November 19, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Jesus Christ time is going by so slow at the moment.
Am I procrastinating until I get up the next morning to print out the resumes and cover letters for both of my job interviews tomorrow?
Yes.
Yes.
November 19, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Am I procrastinating until I get up the next morning to print out the resumes and cover letters for both of my job interviews tomorrow?
Yes.
Yes.
I’ve noticed that most political discourse on here happens in the morning or at the very most early afternoon. And I’ve muted a whole bunch of shit. Is this true for you as well?
November 19, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I’ve noticed that most political discourse on here happens in the morning or at the very most early afternoon. And I’ve muted a whole bunch of shit. Is this true for you as well?
Holy motherfucking shit.
November 18, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Holy motherfucking shit.
I’m surprised no one has posted on social media, “Eating out at Wendy’s (vagina)”
It’s such an easy joke to make and so NSFW that it makes sense to post somewhere.
Which is why I am now.
You’re welcome.
It’s such an easy joke to make and so NSFW that it makes sense to post somewhere.
Which is why I am now.
You’re welcome.
November 18, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I’m surprised no one has posted on social media, “Eating out at Wendy’s (vagina)”
It’s such an easy joke to make and so NSFW that it makes sense to post somewhere.
Which is why I am now.
You’re welcome.
It’s such an easy joke to make and so NSFW that it makes sense to post somewhere.
Which is why I am now.
You’re welcome.
Update: I now have 2 job interviews tomorrow. Hopefully things go well for either of them.
November 18, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Update: I now have 2 job interviews tomorrow. Hopefully things go well for either of them.
Work starts in less than an hour and I want this job behind me as soon as I can. I hope I get the job I’m interviewing for tomorrow because I need a full time position. It’s not exactly what I wanted but it’s something.
November 18, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Work starts in less than an hour and I want this job behind me as soon as I can. I hope I get the job I’m interviewing for tomorrow because I need a full time position. It’s not exactly what I wanted but it’s something.
So…Cloudflare is down, which means at minimum the next few hours will be the most productive society has been for a long time.
November 18, 2025 at 1:51 PM
So…Cloudflare is down, which means at minimum the next few hours will be the most productive society has been for a long time.
Today’s Reminders:
-I have agency
-I can handle difficult things
-I am taking the steps to make my life better
-I love who I am becoming
-I am not ashamed of where I am right now
-I am not broken
-I am a good person
-I have agency
-I can handle difficult things
-I am taking the steps to make my life better
-I love who I am becoming
-I am not ashamed of where I am right now
-I am not broken
-I am a good person
November 18, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Today’s Reminders:
-I have agency
-I can handle difficult things
-I am taking the steps to make my life better
-I love who I am becoming
-I am not ashamed of where I am right now
-I am not broken
-I am a good person
-I have agency
-I can handle difficult things
-I am taking the steps to make my life better
-I love who I am becoming
-I am not ashamed of where I am right now
-I am not broken
-I am a good person
Work tomorrow. I don’t feel like going in. But I know I’m going to hate the full-time schedule when that comes so I should enjoy it while it lasts.
November 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Work tomorrow. I don’t feel like going in. But I know I’m going to hate the full-time schedule when that comes so I should enjoy it while it lasts.
I’m tired. I also have to cook dinner now.
November 17, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I’m tired. I also have to cook dinner now.
For the love of god rich cuntfucks, please do not colonize space.
November 17, 2025 at 9:50 PM
For the love of god rich cuntfucks, please do not colonize space.
If I do get a full time job in the next couple months, I will consider going to Furrydelphia 2026. It will also depend if many of my friends are going as well. Also it’s close-by to me. I’m not confirming it, it’s just a maybe for now.
November 17, 2025 at 7:34 PM
If I do get a full time job in the next couple months, I will consider going to Furrydelphia 2026. It will also depend if many of my friends are going as well. Also it’s close-by to me. I’m not confirming it, it’s just a maybe for now.
I like out of context YouTube thumbnails sometimes. One of them says “Why you can’t fake your death anymore.” and my first thought was the person making the video being like, “God dammit, we can’t have fun pretending to get our organs exploded anymore?!?!”
November 17, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I like out of context YouTube thumbnails sometimes. One of them says “Why you can’t fake your death anymore.” and my first thought was the person making the video being like, “God dammit, we can’t have fun pretending to get our organs exploded anymore?!?!”
I have two sides to me right now:
1. I want to be loved and understood by my friends.
2. I want to breed and be bred by my friends.
1. I want to be loved and understood by my friends.
2. I want to breed and be bred by my friends.
November 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I have two sides to me right now:
1. I want to be loved and understood by my friends.
2. I want to breed and be bred by my friends.
1. I want to be loved and understood by my friends.
2. I want to breed and be bred by my friends.