Broken Collie
@brokencollie.bsky.social
26 Years Old
Lives in New Jersey
He/Him
Pan (Male Lean)
May Contain NSFW, Minors DNI, 18+
Aspiring Stud Dog
Short Story Comedy Writer
Profile Picture by @ashenhowl.bsky.social
Lives in New Jersey
He/Him
Pan (Male Lean)
May Contain NSFW, Minors DNI, 18+
Aspiring Stud Dog
Short Story Comedy Writer
Profile Picture by @ashenhowl.bsky.social
Anal Cunt's albums contain lyrics that no one should write or perform. Despite this, it inadvertently feels like a look into the thoughts and actions of the average right-wing asshole. It exposes the monstrosity that leads to oppression, genocide and other human rights violations.
January 17, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Anal Cunt's albums contain lyrics that no one should write or perform. Despite this, it inadvertently feels like a look into the thoughts and actions of the average right-wing asshole. It exposes the monstrosity that leads to oppression, genocide and other human rights violations.
I think it's time to make the furry fandom an 18+ space exclusively. Considering that almost everyone here has NSFW tendencies and into a number of kinks (not to mention that it's core to the authentic furry experience) that sex positivity and sex work heal parts of ourselves that have been 1/?
January 17, 2026 at 5:23 AM
I think it's time to make the furry fandom an 18+ space exclusively. Considering that almost everyone here has NSFW tendencies and into a number of kinks (not to mention that it's core to the authentic furry experience) that sex positivity and sex work heal parts of ourselves that have been 1/?
The moment you're certain about anything is the moment it becomes the opposite.
January 17, 2026 at 4:27 AM
The moment you're certain about anything is the moment it becomes the opposite.
Remember Farmville?
Facebook actually used to have games you can play on there.
Facebook actually used to have games you can play on there.
January 17, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Remember Farmville?
Facebook actually used to have games you can play on there.
Facebook actually used to have games you can play on there.
One of these days I'm going to have to listen to the rap songs from current NYC mayor Zohran Mamdani.
Yes, those exist.
Yes, those exist.
January 17, 2026 at 12:53 AM
One of these days I'm going to have to listen to the rap songs from current NYC mayor Zohran Mamdani.
Yes, those exist.
Yes, those exist.
Wouldn't it be funny if someone started selling weed in the back of a 7 Eleven again in response to the gentrification of the drug?
January 16, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Wouldn't it be funny if someone started selling weed in the back of a 7 Eleven again in response to the gentrification of the drug?
I'm sending War & Peace length responses to text messages and DMs, send help.
January 16, 2026 at 6:07 PM
I'm sending War & Peace length responses to text messages and DMs, send help.
The Winter Olympics are coming soon.
I wonder if the Pope will get involved in the opening ceremonies?
Probably not but there might be pizza.
I wonder if the Pope will get involved in the opening ceremonies?
Probably not but there might be pizza.
January 16, 2026 at 5:36 PM
The Winter Olympics are coming soon.
I wonder if the Pope will get involved in the opening ceremonies?
Probably not but there might be pizza.
I wonder if the Pope will get involved in the opening ceremonies?
Probably not but there might be pizza.
Need love and hugs from my friends before I go to bed tonight.
January 16, 2026 at 5:46 AM
Need love and hugs from my friends before I go to bed tonight.
Who wants some Kentucky Fried Cock?
January 16, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Who wants some Kentucky Fried Cock?
I'm feeling better and can manage work better under the new meds but I'm not funny anymore. My jokes are of worse quality now.
January 15, 2026 at 11:11 PM
I'm feeling better and can manage work better under the new meds but I'm not funny anymore. My jokes are of worse quality now.
It's fascinating that the anime and furry fandoms were developing in the United States at the same time and in the exact same spaces early on.
As for how their fandoms grew and what they're like now, the anime fandom is the Beyonce of the two and the furry fandom is Kelly Rowland/Michelle Williams.
As for how their fandoms grew and what they're like now, the anime fandom is the Beyonce of the two and the furry fandom is Kelly Rowland/Michelle Williams.
January 15, 2026 at 7:48 PM
It's fascinating that the anime and furry fandoms were developing in the United States at the same time and in the exact same spaces early on.
As for how their fandoms grew and what they're like now, the anime fandom is the Beyonce of the two and the furry fandom is Kelly Rowland/Michelle Williams.
As for how their fandoms grew and what they're like now, the anime fandom is the Beyonce of the two and the furry fandom is Kelly Rowland/Michelle Williams.
I have been thinking about this way too much since I posted it.
🎵I wanna be a ragdoll cat!🎵
🎵I wanna be a RAGDOLL CAT!🎵
🎵I wanna be a RAGDOLL CAT!🎵
January 15, 2026 at 7:02 PM
I have been thinking about this way too much since I posted it.
UFC Fans in the late 1990s: The first rule of fight club is you do not talk about fight club.
January 15, 2026 at 2:03 PM
UFC Fans in the late 1990s: The first rule of fight club is you do not talk about fight club.
Too many celebrities. Not enough farmers.
January 15, 2026 at 7:08 AM
Too many celebrities. Not enough farmers.
My aunt (my dad's sister) is dying from cancer and he got pissed because we didn't read his minds saying it was about that when he texted "Still calls don't work, only text." We all thought it was about the Verizon weirdness because there was no context for that group chat conversation at all.
January 15, 2026 at 12:48 AM
My aunt (my dad's sister) is dying from cancer and he got pissed because we didn't read his minds saying it was about that when he texted "Still calls don't work, only text." We all thought it was about the Verizon weirdness because there was no context for that group chat conversation at all.
Jesus Fucking Christ it's almost 7:00 PM already? Can I just have time slow down sometimes?
January 14, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Jesus Fucking Christ it's almost 7:00 PM already? Can I just have time slow down sometimes?
Led Zeppelin circa early 1971: Alright, we have a killer song recorded but we need to name it something and we're all out of ideas.
*black labrador retriever walks into the studio*
Doggo: Bark!
Led Zeppelin: That's perfect! We'll name it "Black Dog" after you! Who's a good boy?
*black labrador retriever walks into the studio*
Doggo: Bark!
Led Zeppelin: That's perfect! We'll name it "Black Dog" after you! Who's a good boy?
January 14, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Led Zeppelin circa early 1971: Alright, we have a killer song recorded but we need to name it something and we're all out of ideas.
*black labrador retriever walks into the studio*
Doggo: Bark!
Led Zeppelin: That's perfect! We'll name it "Black Dog" after you! Who's a good boy?
*black labrador retriever walks into the studio*
Doggo: Bark!
Led Zeppelin: That's perfect! We'll name it "Black Dog" after you! Who's a good boy?
So...Verizon's down right now. What's going on there?
January 14, 2026 at 7:19 PM
So...Verizon's down right now. What's going on there?
I think I have taken my new meds for enough mornings that I can say that time feels like it's moving faster for me. It feels like only an hour and a half or at the very most a couple hours have passed. I got up right before 8:00 AM. It's almost 1:00 PM now.
January 14, 2026 at 5:47 PM
I think I have taken my new meds for enough mornings that I can say that time feels like it's moving faster for me. It feels like only an hour and a half or at the very most a couple hours have passed. I got up right before 8:00 AM. It's almost 1:00 PM now.
Reposted by Broken Collie
Here is a game,
Find a friend(s), tag them with“Mau”, and pass it on.
I’ll start:
MAU @animal.tf @shadowdwolf.bsky.social @nexjql.bsky.social
Find a friend(s), tag them with“Mau”, and pass it on.
I’ll start:
MAU @animal.tf @shadowdwolf.bsky.social @nexjql.bsky.social
January 14, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Here is a game,
Find a friend(s), tag them with“Mau”, and pass it on.
I’ll start:
MAU @animal.tf @shadowdwolf.bsky.social @nexjql.bsky.social
Find a friend(s), tag them with“Mau”, and pass it on.
I’ll start:
MAU @animal.tf @shadowdwolf.bsky.social @nexjql.bsky.social
The cows are in a band making moosic.
January 14, 2026 at 5:26 AM
The cows are in a band making moosic.
The Rapture isn't coming. Jesus died for fuck all. Now put down the Bible and do something useful with your life!
IRemember, Jesus walked so Jonestown could run.
IRemember, Jesus walked so Jonestown could run.
January 14, 2026 at 3:28 AM
The Rapture isn't coming. Jesus died for fuck all. Now put down the Bible and do something useful with your life!
IRemember, Jesus walked so Jonestown could run.
IRemember, Jesus walked so Jonestown could run.
My favorite album to play during sex is "Dahmer" by Macabre. A darkly comedic death metal rock opera about serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer. /j
January 14, 2026 at 1:56 AM
My favorite album to play during sex is "Dahmer" by Macabre. A darkly comedic death metal rock opera about serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer. /j