𝐖𝐄𝐈 𝐖𝐔𝐗𝐈𝐀𝐍
@brokcnsmiles.bsky.social
⠀⠀〝At best, you're the 𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐃 hero; at worst, you 𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐧𝐝 people wherever you go.〞
MV & MS | 🔞 | rp acct
MV & MS | 🔞 | rp acct
Wei Wuxian doesn't respond, he quite enjoys when Lan Zhan calls his name like that.
Instead he keeps running, trying to catch the little creatures.
"Such menaces.." he glared at one a few feet away. ".. get over here, or we're putting you on a stove!" He threatened, softly, knowing Lan Zhan would+
Instead he keeps running, trying to catch the little creatures.
"Such menaces.." he glared at one a few feet away. ".. get over here, or we're putting you on a stove!" He threatened, softly, knowing Lan Zhan would+
He would be a flustered mess! He loves bunnies.
„ . . . Wei Ying! ”
Running is forbidden. Bringing pets into Cloud Recesses is also forbidden and maybe punished more harshly.
He cannot allow that, so . . . he does join the hunt!
„ . . . Wei Ying! ”
Running is forbidden. Bringing pets into Cloud Recesses is also forbidden and maybe punished more harshly.
He cannot allow that, so . . . he does join the hunt!
In truth, Wei Wuxian really just wanted to see how Lan Zhan would respond to the tiny fluffballs. But things had not gone as planned.
The oblivious cultivator didn't fully realize where the constant need for Lan Zhan's attention came from, but it surely made him creative.
"Because I — ah, there —
The oblivious cultivator didn't fully realize where the constant need for Lan Zhan's attention came from, but it surely made him creative.
"Because I — ah, there —
October 16, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Wei Wuxian doesn't respond, he quite enjoys when Lan Zhan calls his name like that.
Instead he keeps running, trying to catch the little creatures.
"Such menaces.." he glared at one a few feet away. ".. get over here, or we're putting you on a stove!" He threatened, softly, knowing Lan Zhan would+
Instead he keeps running, trying to catch the little creatures.
"Such menaces.." he glared at one a few feet away. ".. get over here, or we're putting you on a stove!" He threatened, softly, knowing Lan Zhan would+
Wei Wuxian joins Lan Zhan in silence . . or well, in silence for now.
Still in seclusion.
October 16, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Wei Wuxian joins Lan Zhan in silence . . or well, in silence for now.
Unbelievable!
Does Lan Zhan even know how to joke now? Aiyah, this won't do. Not at his expense.
"Lan Zhaaaan," he groaned. "you and your brother teaming up against me, how can I not be compensated?" He was indeed pouting now.
Does Lan Zhan even know how to joke now? Aiyah, this won't do. Not at his expense.
"Lan Zhaaaan," he groaned. "you and your brother teaming up against me, how can I not be compensated?" He was indeed pouting now.
Instead, this Lan hasn’t broken a single rule in so many years. He’s only ever been prim and proper, guided by his Shufu and brother . . .
„ . . . Wei Ying wished to be compensated for what, exactly? I do not recall causing you any harm. ”
Clueless!
„ . . . Wei Ying wished to be compensated for what, exactly? I do not recall causing you any harm. ”
Clueless!
Wei Wuxian would be skeptical, if it wasn't for Lan Zhan's records of honesty. Or well, it's what the Lan's are known for. But they are human just the same, not even they can uphold the many Gusu Lan Clan rules — no matter what they claimed.
"Mmhmm, no, no it's not fair. Lan Zhaaan, you have to —
"Mmhmm, no, no it's not fair. Lan Zhaaan, you have to —
October 16, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Unbelievable!
Does Lan Zhan even know how to joke now? Aiyah, this won't do. Not at his expense.
"Lan Zhaaaan," he groaned. "you and your brother teaming up against me, how can I not be compensated?" He was indeed pouting now.
Does Lan Zhan even know how to joke now? Aiyah, this won't do. Not at his expense.
"Lan Zhaaaan," he groaned. "you and your brother teaming up against me, how can I not be compensated?" He was indeed pouting now.
". . you do?" He didn't expect this turn of events. Still, he smiled.
"Aiyah, Lan Zhan, I always like your company. I'm sure you can aid and protect me forever !"
"Aiyah, Lan Zhan, I always like your company. I'm sure you can aid and protect me forever !"
„ . . . neither would I. Only ever wished to aid and protect you . . . ”
Take it as a confession . . . he was so tired.
Take it as a confession . . . he was so tired.
"Lan Zhan, don't be ridiculous! I'm a lot of things but I wouldn't hurt you!" He was actually offended.
He just meant others might assume he'd be /doing/ something to the twin jades of lan by the way he said it.
He just meant others might assume he'd be /doing/ something to the twin jades of lan by the way he said it.
October 16, 2025 at 12:20 PM
". . you do?" He didn't expect this turn of events. Still, he smiled.
"Aiyah, Lan Zhan, I always like your company. I'm sure you can aid and protect me forever !"
"Aiyah, Lan Zhan, I always like your company. I'm sure you can aid and protect me forever !"
"Aiyah, live a little! No one will notice. And isn't it discourteous to refuse? Come on, now, just a little!"
Wei Wuxian couldn't help but press, offering him another drink.
Wei Wuxian couldn't help but press, offering him another drink.
October 16, 2025 at 12:18 PM
"Aiyah, live a little! No one will notice. And isn't it discourteous to refuse? Come on, now, just a little!"
Wei Wuxian couldn't help but press, offering him another drink.
Wei Wuxian couldn't help but press, offering him another drink.
THEN WHAT OR WHO DOES IT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH?
October 16, 2025 at 12:17 PM
THEN WHAT OR WHO DOES IT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH?
Definitely. You secretly love this.
[ Gestures to himself with a grin. ]
[ Gestures to himself with a grin. ]
October 16, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Definitely. You secretly love this.
[ Gestures to himself with a grin. ]
[ Gestures to himself with a grin. ]
"Jin Zixuannnn, do you not have anything to say?"
October 16, 2025 at 12:15 PM
"Jin Zixuannnn, do you not have anything to say?"
. . . What about Zewu-Jun?
October 16, 2025 at 12:15 PM
. . . What about Zewu-Jun?
BECAUSE IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME.
October 16, 2025 at 12:14 PM
BECAUSE IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME.
Exactly! There's way too many as is.
October 16, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Exactly! There's way too many as is.
"Lan Zhan, come join me!" He holds up the jar, before drinking some more again.
It looks nice and he wants to have some. However, he didn't want to scare him so he doesn't step out from his hiding place.
Was enjoying Emperor Smile, some of it dripping from his chin.
October 16, 2025 at 12:10 PM
"Lan Zhan, come join me!" He holds up the jar, before drinking some more again.
/ omg bluesky finally has bookmarks !!
October 15, 2025 at 8:26 PM
/ omg bluesky finally has bookmarks !!
/ i know there's an app for chrome (for laptop users) that has a way to add bookmarks, but it would be so much more useful if there was a way for on phone too.... I'm not using my laptop for bluesky😭✋
/ how does this app still not have bookmarks or privacy settings for making your acct private? 😮💨
April 12, 2025 at 12:09 AM
/ i know there's an app for chrome (for laptop users) that has a way to add bookmarks, but it would be so much more useful if there was a way for on phone too.... I'm not using my laptop for bluesky😭✋
/ how does this app still not have bookmarks or privacy settings for making your acct private? 😮💨
April 12, 2025 at 12:07 AM
/ how does this app still not have bookmarks or privacy settings for making your acct private? 😮💨
/ Someone give me an au where WWX starts cultivating his golden core again, and in like a few months he's back to where he used to be despite having started from scratch and he's going around boasting about his skills bc he can 😏😏 +
February 25, 2025 at 11:41 AM
/ Someone give me an au where WWX starts cultivating his golden core again, and in like a few months he's back to where he used to be despite having started from scratch and he's going around boasting about his skills bc he can 😏😏 +
"Lan Zhan, don't be ridiculous! I'm a lot of things but I wouldn't hurt you!" He was actually offended.
He just meant others might assume he'd be /doing/ something to the twin jades of lan by the way he said it.
He just meant others might assume he'd be /doing/ something to the twin jades of lan by the way he said it.
. . . torture?
You truly think I would allow you to lay a finger on me?
You truly think I would allow you to lay a finger on me?
Could be anything. . from torture to just pestering.
February 24, 2025 at 10:51 PM
"Lan Zhan, don't be ridiculous! I'm a lot of things but I wouldn't hurt you!" He was actually offended.
He just meant others might assume he'd be /doing/ something to the twin jades of lan by the way he said it.
He just meant others might assume he'd be /doing/ something to the twin jades of lan by the way he said it.
Could be anything. . from torture to just pestering.
. . . what does ‘something’ entail?
Lan Zhan! You can't say it like that, everyone might be thinking I'm trying to kill the both of you, or something!
February 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Could be anything. . from torture to just pestering.
"Zewu-jun ! The juniors complain about my cooking. . Aiyah, will you try it? It can't be as bad as they claim." If @lanxichenn.bsky.social tried the congee, he'd at least have a honest opinion ! ⠀
February 24, 2025 at 10:27 PM
"Zewu-jun ! The juniors complain about my cooking. . Aiyah, will you try it? It can't be as bad as they claim." If @lanxichenn.bsky.social tried the congee, he'd at least have a honest opinion ! ⠀
He had the urge to pester Jin Zixuan again. .
February 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
He had the urge to pester Jin Zixuan again. .
[ dramatic and loud sigh as he made himself comfortable on one of the cushions. ]
February 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
[ dramatic and loud sigh as he made himself comfortable on one of the cushions. ]