these are things Frasier has said
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heated rivalry but it’s two Italians that work in a jersey deli and their dads are extremely homophobic
January 16, 2026 at 1:29 PM
heated rivalry but it’s two Italians that work in a jersey deli and their dads are extremely homophobic
hey siri add “smoke weed” to my schedule
January 14, 2026 at 5:27 PM
hey siri add “smoke weed” to my schedule
Nina dobrev is so hot that I want to kill my dog
January 4, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Nina dobrev is so hot that I want to kill my dog
ronal would make me leave my wife
December 30, 2025 at 6:58 AM
ronal would make me leave my wife
so if I come out do I get powers
November 29, 2025 at 1:04 AM
so if I come out do I get powers
there’s been 5 seasons of Emily in Paris since last year when it came out. can you believe that
August 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
there’s been 5 seasons of Emily in Paris since last year when it came out. can you believe that
listening to the Cuban revolution episode of blowback really loudly to impress my Puerto Rican housecleaner
August 13, 2025 at 5:47 PM
listening to the Cuban revolution episode of blowback really loudly to impress my Puerto Rican housecleaner
Fuckk yeah guys!! just got FDA approval to have my ass eaten out again
July 26, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Fuckk yeah guys!! just got FDA approval to have my ass eaten out again
the Chinese are being loud in corners of the world you couldn’t even imagine
July 24, 2025 at 12:19 PM
the Chinese are being loud in corners of the world you couldn’t even imagine
put down that mango my dear, it’s time to taste the forbidden fruit
July 24, 2025 at 12:14 PM
put down that mango my dear, it’s time to taste the forbidden fruit
Orange punch got me speaking Thai at the gala
July 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Orange punch got me speaking Thai at the gala
I need to fuck a bitch with insane pussy
July 17, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I need to fuck a bitch with insane pussy
Just jacked off now I kinda want to beat off
June 27, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Just jacked off now I kinda want to beat off
I think if women have to cover up so should bald men
June 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I think if women have to cover up so should bald men
so if I cheat on my wife so that she breaks up with me, thus freeing me up to go kill a the ceo of black rock without putting her in danger, am I a good or bad person. I think ultimately I’ll be remembered as a hero
June 27, 2025 at 3:34 PM
so if I cheat on my wife so that she breaks up with me, thus freeing me up to go kill a the ceo of black rock without putting her in danger, am I a good or bad person. I think ultimately I’ll be remembered as a hero
if a beautiful Japanese woman fell in love with me I am straight up not strong enough to resist
June 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
if a beautiful Japanese woman fell in love with me I am straight up not strong enough to resist
no but for real Israel is whack makes you ponder shit like is it worse to do war crimes against your own citizens like Syria or straight up commit genocide to a neighboring state like honestly I’d take Assad over Netanyahu
June 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
no but for real Israel is whack makes you ponder shit like is it worse to do war crimes against your own citizens like Syria or straight up commit genocide to a neighboring state like honestly I’d take Assad over Netanyahu
dudes love to plan out left wing domestic terrorism while their wife is at work and have nothing to report when they get home
June 27, 2025 at 3:21 PM
dudes love to plan out left wing domestic terrorism while their wife is at work and have nothing to report when they get home
Greeks actually invented the bedside table so that they could eat fries while laying down
June 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Greeks actually invented the bedside table so that they could eat fries while laying down
being so Italian you lose to a Muslim in the city where 9 11 happened
June 27, 2025 at 3:17 PM
being so Italian you lose to a Muslim in the city where 9 11 happened
chuck shumer hospitalized for dehydration is such a good tweet im livid i didn’t think of it sooner
June 26, 2025 at 12:57 AM
chuck shumer hospitalized for dehydration is such a good tweet im livid i didn’t think of it sooner
I just don’t know if I can make my wife a grilled cheese tonight
June 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I just don’t know if I can make my wife a grilled cheese tonight
women love to insist that I got the wrong lightbulbs
June 9, 2025 at 5:34 AM
women love to insist that I got the wrong lightbulbs
car bong, it’s the bong I smoke in my car
May 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
car bong, it’s the bong I smoke in my car
throwin ass in ur Venmo profile pic is crazy
April 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
throwin ass in ur Venmo profile pic is crazy