Unhinged Cryptid
briyokito.bsky.social
Unhinged Cryptid
@briyokito.bsky.social
My filter is pretty much disengaged permanently. Nice to meet you though!
The mascot of America is Ralph Wiggum. I said what I said. #nomoreorange #notokay #resistance #standstrong #foxtrotdeltatango #penguinsunite
April 16, 2025 at 6:22 PM
When someone on Rump’s admin is angry because something they supported ultimately ends up hurting them…I get all happy inside. Good luck Peon getting all those parts for your failing car company. I guess this is one good thing about tariffs. #nomoreorange #penguinsunite #resistance
April 8, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Tariff the penguins!

Dumbass.
April 4, 2025 at 4:58 PM
We were talking about being woke yesterday and I still can’t understand what’s wrong with being woke. Like do you want to be in a state of unconsciousness forever? I guess it IS easier to take advantage of the unconscious than someone who is awake and can fight back. #nomoreorange #resistance #woke
March 23, 2025 at 3:55 PM
It actually makes perfect sense that First Lady Donald J Musk would aim to essentially destroy the Department of Education. How else do you expect his followers to stay stupid? You can’t control the educated. #nomoreorange #resistance #standandfight #liblife #readabook
March 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I really don’t wanna live through a war with Canada and Mexico. I didn’t sign up to fight the countries we’re supposed to be neighbors and allies with. I can’t believe how much small mindedness and hatred comes from Rump and his MAGAts. And they’re just all like this is okay behavior. #nomoreorange
March 17, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Is it just me or does Leon Peon look like Caitlyn Jenner trying to reverse her transition?
March 17, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Do daddy long leg spiders still exist? I feel like I haven’t seen one in forever. Are they extinct? Were they cancelled cuz they were too DEI being referred to as daddy with long legs?
March 15, 2025 at 5:56 AM
S O Motherfucking S
March 7, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Ahahahahahahahahahahaha
How Zelenskyy had the willpower to NOT do this to that ignorant, narcissistic bully, I’ll never know.
I missed this part
March 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
The darkness of the nation grows.
"History will remember this day— when an American President and Vice President abandoned all we stand for."
March 1, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Is it just me or is Zelenskyy looking very daddy in his ambush video?
#standwithukraine #resistance #youneedtocalmdown #americatheshameful
February 28, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Participating in the economic blackout today. I hope it hurts.

In other news, Rump and DF Vance ganged up on Zelenskyy trying to provoke an outburst but Zelenskyy remained composed and dignified. He got that class those bitches will never have. #standwithukraine #economicblackout #nomoreorange
February 28, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Could not agree more. The Prez & VP are shameful, embarrassing Putin puppets & a disgrace to our country. 🤮

#SlavaUkraine 🇺🇦
February 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Just me cruising down the street, bobbing my head to Lily Allen’s F**k You song. I can’t even decide what lyrics I wanna share cuz the whole song is the epitome of my feelings about First Lady Donald J Musk and all of his followers. #lilyallen #fuckyou #resistance #nomoreorange #standup #ihateithere
February 27, 2025 at 10:18 PM
To all the Targets and Walmarts and Home Depots…BILLIONAIRES ARE NOT YOUR BREAD AND BUTTER. #feeltheburn #resistance #villainera #riseup #nomoreorange
February 27, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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February 26, 2025 at 12:47 PM
They’re really bad at hiding that they’re dancing around the truth. Sigh…I need some tables to flip.
🖕 Hegseth!!! Putin sympathizing POS. That reporter was right. Russia will be gearing up for the next invasion. I bet he was drunk on the job again. Or better yet, he truly is incompetent to run the Department of Defense. What an imbecile. Russia doesn’t have to a damn thing! SLAVA UKRAINI!!!
Pete Hegseth Crumbles When Asked What Russia Is Conceding to Ukraine
Pete Hegseth played right into Vladimir Putin’s hand with his alarming confession.
www.yahoo.com
February 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Apparently the inbox is full now so I can’t send my accomplishments to Skum:

1. Didn’t slap a Rump supporter I saw
2. Didn’t flip off the cyberfuck driver
3. Didn’t shop at Target
4. Ate so much Ben & Jerry’s
5. Caught a shiny Pokémon
February 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Between MSNBC’s firing of Joy Reid, and Lester Holt leaving the NBC anchor desk, one might conclude that the Peacock is trying to appease the White Supremacist regime in order to stave off a weaponized FCC.
Who knows?
To paraphrase The B-52’s: “Well, I’m just askin’”
February 25, 2025 at 2:15 AM
A poem for First Lady Donald J. Musk:

F*** you.

#nomoreorange #villainera #its1939again #resistance #timetostand #timetofight
February 22, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Many companies and their share holders are in the “find out” phase. #dei #target #fafo #micdrop #resistance
February 22, 2025 at 12:11 AM
So we’re not just taking Greenland, Canada, and Mexico, but also Mars. Can we send First Lady Donald J. Musk and all her followers to Jupiter and tell them to take a big breath?

Also still waiting for this better economy.
February 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Whenever I hear people talk about how they’re glad DEI is being removed from things I’m going to start asking them to not use those letters but use the whole phrase and see if they get squirmish about admitting they’re bigots. #dei #throwingshade #villainera #zeroeffs #liblife #youneedtocalmdown
February 17, 2025 at 3:49 PM