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Going to open a plus size only all inclusive resort in Mexico. We’re going to play beached whale volleyball and actually take advantage of the all-you-can-eat buffet
February 3, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Going to open a plus size only all inclusive resort in Mexico. We’re going to play beached whale volleyball and actually take advantage of the all-you-can-eat buffet
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ICE is upset that ICE isn't welcome in restaurants after ICE ordered food at a restaurant, ate it, then arrested restaurant employees, and ICE believes this is someone else's fault, do I have that right?
January 29, 2026 at 4:45 PM
ICE is upset that ICE isn't welcome in restaurants after ICE ordered food at a restaurant, ate it, then arrested restaurant employees, and ICE believes this is someone else's fault, do I have that right?
It’s always a goal to make your therapist laugh. Today I made her cry. 😭
January 29, 2026 at 5:22 PM
It’s always a goal to make your therapist laugh. Today I made her cry. 😭
Finally figured out I’m going to lure Leonardo DiCaprio with pasta, pasta and more pasta!
January 26, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Finally figured out I’m going to lure Leonardo DiCaprio with pasta, pasta and more pasta!
You broke my trust. How am I supposed to rebuild it???
January 22, 2026 at 3:11 PM
You broke my trust. How am I supposed to rebuild it???
Getting mansplained by my dad about a subject I personally built a slide deck…
January 20, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Getting mansplained by my dad about a subject I personally built a slide deck…
For all AI claims to do, it still cannot figure out when a music playlist has a theme
January 9, 2026 at 9:07 PM
For all AI claims to do, it still cannot figure out when a music playlist has a theme
“I chose to stay with him for all of the things he had done right, and not to leave him for the one thing that he had done wrong.”
January 5, 2026 at 6:01 PM
“I chose to stay with him for all of the things he had done right, and not to leave him for the one thing that he had done wrong.”
Removing myself from worrying about someone who spends no thoughts on me.
December 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Removing myself from worrying about someone who spends no thoughts on me.
Nothing worth keeping, so I’ll give you the present back.
December 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Nothing worth keeping, so I’ll give you the present back.
I tell you gently that how are dressed is inappropriate. You change your shorts, but don’t change the look. I tell you that’s you’re dressed like trash, and now I’m the bad guy.
December 28, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I tell you gently that how are dressed is inappropriate. You change your shorts, but don’t change the look. I tell you that’s you’re dressed like trash, and now I’m the bad guy.
1) specifically buys toilet seat to help cat poop in toilet easier. Hubs just needs to install. This morning cat poops on the floor again. Toilet seat was not installed. I’m on strike from picking up poops until toilet seat is installed.
December 28, 2025 at 4:46 PM
1) specifically buys toilet seat to help cat poop in toilet easier. Hubs just needs to install. This morning cat poops on the floor again. Toilet seat was not installed. I’m on strike from picking up poops until toilet seat is installed.
Good morning internet therapy. How are you today?
December 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Good morning internet therapy. How are you today?
Rewatching Mrs. Doubtfire as an adult. So, the mom threw him out of the house and then pushed him for not having housing to see his kids? What a bitch!
December 28, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Rewatching Mrs. Doubtfire as an adult. So, the mom threw him out of the house and then pushed him for not having housing to see his kids? What a bitch!
Finally talked it out like grown ups. 🥰
December 28, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Finally talked it out like grown ups. 🥰
You threw away my Christmas present, and yet you are the one who the kid comforts? How is that fair?
December 27, 2025 at 11:38 PM
You threw away my Christmas present, and yet you are the one who the kid comforts? How is that fair?
Me, specifically stating I don’t want more socks for Christmas.
Also me, receives socks.
Suddenly I am ungrateful and have a project to deal with socks.
Also me, receives socks.
Suddenly I am ungrateful and have a project to deal with socks.
December 27, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Me, specifically stating I don’t want more socks for Christmas.
Also me, receives socks.
Suddenly I am ungrateful and have a project to deal with socks.
Also me, receives socks.
Suddenly I am ungrateful and have a project to deal with socks.
Why is it that my 11 year old can ask me why I’m upset, but when I tell my husband, he ignores me to play video games all day???
December 27, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Why is it that my 11 year old can ask me why I’m upset, but when I tell my husband, he ignores me to play video games all day???
Christmas is tomorrow, and I'm pretty sure I have already failed.
December 24, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Christmas is tomorrow, and I'm pretty sure I have already failed.