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I didn't win the battle against the heat, I lasted 2 weeks. The AC is on.
February 16, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Mostly finished paying my property taxes and filing my taxes. I will never forget the one year I got $5 back.
February 15, 2026 at 9:59 PM
It sure is windy 😩
February 15, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Tornado watch?
February 14, 2026 at 10:14 PM
I took a half nap and I feel good enough to clean my house, who knew?
February 14, 2026 at 8:48 PM
What kind of recycled plastic are the Olympic skis made of? They’re flying off people’s feet like paper.
February 14, 2026 at 8:37 PM
This is how I feel about the espresso in my lattes and cappuccinos being burnt for no reason.
I think they call it chai tea here in this country because 9 out of 10 times I order it it’s just burnt milk
February 14, 2026 at 8:26 PM
I found a plug and play solar kit that’s certified to work with US outlets. I wanted to test them in my condo but my outdoor outlet is fried. Maybe I should wing it and try boondocking.
February 14, 2026 at 6:42 PM
The weather for the women’s ski relay made the course so bad that after 2 Swedish falls even the training staff with the extra ski fell. 🥴
February 14, 2026 at 6:18 PM
I can’t believe I had to take a 40 minute detour.
February 14, 2026 at 1:26 PM
I just drove blind in the rain because I lost a windshield wiper blade.
February 14, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Are y’all online yet? I’ve been up since 4am.
February 14, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Why didn’t y’all tell me men’s and women’s hockey had already started? 😭
February 12, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Since my mom is yelling at the screen something must be happening.
February 9, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Idk how PR feels about tourist but I’ve been inspired to visit. My Spanish 1b will be tested
February 9, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Ricky 🙂‍↔️
February 9, 2026 at 1:29 AM
OH MY GOD
February 9, 2026 at 1:26 AM
LADY GAGA? 😲
February 9, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Was that Cardi?
February 9, 2026 at 1:21 AM
FINALLY 🇵🇷 💃🏽
February 9, 2026 at 1:10 AM
What do you mean the first half is still on? 😭😭 hurry up!
February 9, 2026 at 1:01 AM
I’m going to go take a nap, somebody wake me up for halftime. Pls n thx 😴
February 8, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Green Day! 🤩
February 8, 2026 at 11:05 PM
I made nachos, wings, fries, stuffed cabbage rolls. And now I have to take pictures? Nah man
Crying Kid GIF
Alt: A kid crying and cooking aggressively from master chef jr
media.tenor.com
February 8, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Rikuuuun 💃🏽
February 8, 2026 at 6:41 PM