Mark Briscoes Word Of The Day
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Giving you a word of the day every day
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THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "ASTROLABE", AS IN A DEVISE FORMERLY USED TO OBSERVE THE POSITIONS OF STARS. I DON'T NEED NO ASTROLABE TO ASCERTAIN THE LOCATIONS OF STARS! YOU JUST LOOK IN AN AEW OR RING OF HONOR RING! WE GOT OLD STARS! NEW STARS! RISING STARS! WE GOT A CONGLOMERATION CONSTELLATION!
January 23, 2026 at 9:54 PM
THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "ASTROLABE", AS IN A DEVISE FORMERLY USED TO OBSERVE THE POSITIONS OF STARS. I DON'T NEED NO ASTROLABE TO ASCERTAIN THE LOCATIONS OF STARS! YOU JUST LOOK IN AN AEW OR RING OF HONOR RING! WE GOT OLD STARS! NEW STARS! RISING STARS! WE GOT A CONGLOMERATION CONSTELLATION!
THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "DISHEVELLED", AS IN NOT NEAT OR TIDY. MAN THESE STORMS GOT MY HEAD SPINNIN' AND MY ORGANISER ALL DISHEVELLED! I WAS ALL SET TO WHOOP EL CLONS HOLOGRAPHIC ASS ON AEW COLLISION THIS SATURDAY BUT HE GON' GET A TEMPORARY STAY OF EXECUTION UNTIL DYNAMITE ON WEDNESDAY!
January 22, 2026 at 9:34 PM
THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "DISHEVELLED", AS IN NOT NEAT OR TIDY. MAN THESE STORMS GOT MY HEAD SPINNIN' AND MY ORGANISER ALL DISHEVELLED! I WAS ALL SET TO WHOOP EL CLONS HOLOGRAPHIC ASS ON AEW COLLISION THIS SATURDAY BUT HE GON' GET A TEMPORARY STAY OF EXECUTION UNTIL DYNAMITE ON WEDNESDAY!
THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "SCHMOOZE", AS IN TO WARMLY CHAT WITH SOMEONE IN ORDER TO GAIN SOMETHING. THERE AIN'T NO SCHMOOZIN' BETWEEN THE CONGLOMERATION AND THE DON CALLIS FAMILY! WE GON' KEEP WHOOPIN' YO' ASSES AND THE DEATH RIDERS CAN HAVE WHAT'S LEFT WHEN WE DONE!
January 21, 2026 at 8:36 PM
THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "SCHMOOZE", AS IN TO WARMLY CHAT WITH SOMEONE IN ORDER TO GAIN SOMETHING. THERE AIN'T NO SCHMOOZIN' BETWEEN THE CONGLOMERATION AND THE DON CALLIS FAMILY! WE GON' KEEP WHOOPIN' YO' ASSES AND THE DEATH RIDERS CAN HAVE WHAT'S LEFT WHEN WE DONE!
THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "QUIDDITY", AS IN THE ESSENCE OF SOMETHING. IN PREPARATION OF MY MATCH AGAINST EL CLON I BEEN TRYIN' TO MASTER THE QUIDDITY OF LUCHA LIBRE BY PRACTICIN' HECHICERO'S MAGIC! IT AIN'T WORKIN' SO I'MMA HAVE TO RESORT TO AN OLD FASHIONED ASS WHOOPIN' AT COLLISION ON SATURDAY!
January 20, 2026 at 8:04 PM
THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "QUIDDITY", AS IN THE ESSENCE OF SOMETHING. IN PREPARATION OF MY MATCH AGAINST EL CLON I BEEN TRYIN' TO MASTER THE QUIDDITY OF LUCHA LIBRE BY PRACTICIN' HECHICERO'S MAGIC! IT AIN'T WORKIN' SO I'MMA HAVE TO RESORT TO AN OLD FASHIONED ASS WHOOPIN' AT COLLISION ON SATURDAY!
THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "EPHEMERAL", AS IN LASTING A VERY SHORT TIME. HOLOGRAM! YOUR TIME WITH THE CONGLOMERATION WAS SOMEWHAT EPHEMERAL! CUT SHORT BY THE DON CALLIS FAMILY! IT MIGHT NOT HAVE BEEN EL CLON THAT STRUCK THE BLOW BUT I'M GON' MAKE HIM PAY FOR IT ON COLLISION THIS SATURDAY!
January 19, 2026 at 8:17 PM
THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "EPHEMERAL", AS IN LASTING A VERY SHORT TIME. HOLOGRAM! YOUR TIME WITH THE CONGLOMERATION WAS SOMEWHAT EPHEMERAL! CUT SHORT BY THE DON CALLIS FAMILY! IT MIGHT NOT HAVE BEEN EL CLON THAT STRUCK THE BLOW BUT I'M GON' MAKE HIM PAY FOR IT ON COLLISION THIS SATURDAY!
THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "RETURN", AS IN TO GO BACK OR COME BACK AGAIN. WE BACK BABY! WE BEEN GONE A MINUTE BUT IT'S TIME TO RETURN REJUVENATED REINVIGORATED REMOTIVATED REINTEGRATED RECONGLOMERATED! THIS GON' BE THE YEAR OF CONGLOMERATIN' AND GOLD BABY!
January 18, 2026 at 12:13 PM
THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "RETURN", AS IN TO GO BACK OR COME BACK AGAIN. WE BACK BABY! WE BEEN GONE A MINUTE BUT IT'S TIME TO RETURN REJUVENATED REINVIGORATED REMOTIVATED REINTEGRATED RECONGLOMERATED! THIS GON' BE THE YEAR OF CONGLOMERATIN' AND GOLD BABY!
THE WORD OF THE DAY FOR THE SEASON IS "FESTIVE", AS IN RELATING TO A FEAST OF FESTIVAL. I'MMA TAKE A LIL' TIME OFF IMPARTING Y'ALL WITH DAILY VOCABULARY WHILE I ENJOY THE FESTIVE SEASON! AND I HOPE Y'ALL ENJOY YOUR TIME TOO! MERRY CHRISTMAS! FELIZ NAVIDAD!
December 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
THE WORD OF THE DAY FOR THE SEASON IS "FESTIVE", AS IN RELATING TO A FEAST OF FESTIVAL. I'MMA TAKE A LIL' TIME OFF IMPARTING Y'ALL WITH DAILY VOCABULARY WHILE I ENJOY THE FESTIVE SEASON! AND I HOPE Y'ALL ENJOY YOUR TIME TOO! MERRY CHRISTMAS! FELIZ NAVIDAD!
THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "HIBERNACULUM", AS IN A SHELTER FOR A DORMANT ANIMAL IN WINTER. SOME US AIN'T GOT NO TIME TO SLEEP ALL WINTER IN A HIBERNACULUM! WE GOT MATCHES TO WIN AND ASSES TO KICK! THOUGH AT LEAST FOLLOW THE ADVICE OF THE MAD KING EDDIE KINGSTON! IT'S A COLD WORLD BETTER BUNDLE UP!
December 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM
THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "HIBERNACULUM", AS IN A SHELTER FOR A DORMANT ANIMAL IN WINTER. SOME US AIN'T GOT NO TIME TO SLEEP ALL WINTER IN A HIBERNACULUM! WE GOT MATCHES TO WIN AND ASSES TO KICK! THOUGH AT LEAST FOLLOW THE ADVICE OF THE MAD KING EDDIE KINGSTON! IT'S A COLD WORLD BETTER BUNDLE UP!
THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "DECOROUS", AS IN CORRECT AND POLITE IN A PARTICULAR SITUATION. THE AEW CONTINENTAL CLASSIC IS ALWAYS A GOOD TIME! BUT THIS YEAR I GOTTA GIVE A SHOUTOUT TO MY DECOROUS CONGLOMERATION ADJACENT CIVILIAN WARRIORS JETSPEED! BOTH Y'ALL ARE KICKIN' ALL KINDS OF ASS IN THIS C2!
December 20, 2025 at 10:27 PM
THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "DECOROUS", AS IN CORRECT AND POLITE IN A PARTICULAR SITUATION. THE AEW CONTINENTAL CLASSIC IS ALWAYS A GOOD TIME! BUT THIS YEAR I GOTTA GIVE A SHOUTOUT TO MY DECOROUS CONGLOMERATION ADJACENT CIVILIAN WARRIORS JETSPEED! BOTH Y'ALL ARE KICKIN' ALL KINDS OF ASS IN THIS C2!
THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "VERACITY", AS IN TRUTH OR ACCURACY. IT'S SAID THAT SO FAR I AIN'T GOT A MATCH LINED UP FOR AEW WORLDS END AND I CAN CONFIRM THE VERACITY OF THAT STATEMENT! BUT WE GOT CHRISTMAS COMIN' UP NEXT WEEK AND MAYBE I GET MYSELF AN OPPONENT GIFTED TO ME BY FATHER KHANMAS!
December 19, 2025 at 9:29 PM
THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "VERACITY", AS IN TRUTH OR ACCURACY. IT'S SAID THAT SO FAR I AIN'T GOT A MATCH LINED UP FOR AEW WORLDS END AND I CAN CONFIRM THE VERACITY OF THAT STATEMENT! BUT WE GOT CHRISTMAS COMIN' UP NEXT WEEK AND MAYBE I GET MYSELF AN OPPONENT GIFTED TO ME BY FATHER KHANMAS!
THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "JAUNTY", AS IN LIVELY IN MANNER OR APPEARANCE. WE HAD A HELL OF A TIME WITH THE SICKOS IN THE UK! NOW WE GOT SOME BIG AEW CHRISTMAS SHOWS AND WORLDS END! IT GOT ME FEELIN' JAUNTY AS HELL! I GOT A TNT CHAMPIONSHIP! NOW I JUST NEED A CHALLENGER!
December 18, 2025 at 9:08 PM
THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "JAUNTY", AS IN LIVELY IN MANNER OR APPEARANCE. WE HAD A HELL OF A TIME WITH THE SICKOS IN THE UK! NOW WE GOT SOME BIG AEW CHRISTMAS SHOWS AND WORLDS END! IT GOT ME FEELIN' JAUNTY AS HELL! I GOT A TNT CHAMPIONSHIP! NOW I JUST NEED A CHALLENGER!
THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "ESPOUSE", AS IN TO TAKE UP AND SUPPORT AN IDEOLOGY, BELIEF, ETC. THERE AIN'T NO BETTER THING TO ESPOUSE THAN CONGLOMERATIN'! TONIGHT IN AEW HOLIDAY BASH IN MANCHESTER WE GON' FIND NO BETTER WAY TO CONGLOMERATE DURIN' THE FESTIVE SEASON!
December 17, 2025 at 6:07 PM
THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "ESPOUSE", AS IN TO TAKE UP AND SUPPORT AN IDEOLOGY, BELIEF, ETC. THERE AIN'T NO BETTER THING TO ESPOUSE THAN CONGLOMERATIN'! TONIGHT IN AEW HOLIDAY BASH IN MANCHESTER WE GON' FIND NO BETTER WAY TO CONGLOMERATE DURIN' THE FESTIVE SEASON!
THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "CONVERSANT", AS IN HAVING KNOWLEDGE OF OR EXPERIENCE WITH SOMETHING. I'M ALREADY CONVERSANT IN THE ART OF CONGLOMERATIN' AND KICKIN' ASS IN AEW! NOW I GOTTA EXPAND ON MY EXPERIENCE BEIN' TNT CHAMPION! I WHOOPED DANNY GARCIA! NOW I GOTTA SEE WHO'S NEXT UP TO THE PLATE!
December 16, 2025 at 8:23 PM
THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "CONVERSANT", AS IN HAVING KNOWLEDGE OF OR EXPERIENCE WITH SOMETHING. I'M ALREADY CONVERSANT IN THE ART OF CONGLOMERATIN' AND KICKIN' ASS IN AEW! NOW I GOTTA EXPAND ON MY EXPERIENCE BEIN' TNT CHAMPION! I WHOOPED DANNY GARCIA! NOW I GOTTA SEE WHO'S NEXT UP TO THE PLATE!
THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "DREIDEL", AS IN A 4-SIDED TOP MARKED WITH HEBREW LETTERS. AFTER I WHOPPED DANNY GARCIA'S ASS AT WINTER IS COMING HIS HEAD MUST HAVE BEEN SPINNIN' LIKE A DREIDEL! THE FIRST TNT TITLE DEFENCE WAS A ROARIN' SUCCESS IN CARDIFF! NOW WHO'S NEXT IN LINE FOR THE NEXT SHOT?
December 15, 2025 at 8:36 PM
THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "DREIDEL", AS IN A 4-SIDED TOP MARKED WITH HEBREW LETTERS. AFTER I WHOPPED DANNY GARCIA'S ASS AT WINTER IS COMING HIS HEAD MUST HAVE BEEN SPINNIN' LIKE A DREIDEL! THE FIRST TNT TITLE DEFENCE WAS A ROARIN' SUCCESS IN CARDIFF! NOW WHO'S NEXT IN LINE FOR THE NEXT SHOT?
THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "MULTITUDINOUS", AS IN VERY MANY. THE AMOUNT OF FOLK UP IN AEW THAT WANT A SHOT AT MY TNT TITLE MUST BE MULTITUDINOUS! BUT ALL Y'ALL NEED TO DO IS STEP ON UP! AEW IS THE TIME N' THE PLACE!
December 14, 2025 at 9:32 PM
THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "MULTITUDINOUS", AS IN VERY MANY. THE AMOUNT OF FOLK UP IN AEW THAT WANT A SHOT AT MY TNT TITLE MUST BE MULTITUDINOUS! BUT ALL Y'ALL NEED TO DO IS STEP ON UP! AEW IS THE TIME N' THE PLACE!
THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "ALLEVIATE", AS IN TO MAKE SOMETHING LESS PAINFUL, DIFFICULT, OR SEVERE. DANNY GARCIA! TODAY! CARDIFF WALES AT WINTER IS COMING! YOU GON' GET AN INTERNATIONAL ASS WHOOPIN' SON! IF IT HELPS ALLEVIATE THINGS, YOU JUST FOLLOWIN' MOX SINCE HE KEEPS GETTIN' HIS ASS BEAT TOO!
December 13, 2025 at 7:22 PM
THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "ALLEVIATE", AS IN TO MAKE SOMETHING LESS PAINFUL, DIFFICULT, OR SEVERE. DANNY GARCIA! TODAY! CARDIFF WALES AT WINTER IS COMING! YOU GON' GET AN INTERNATIONAL ASS WHOOPIN' SON! IF IT HELPS ALLEVIATE THINGS, YOU JUST FOLLOWIN' MOX SINCE HE KEEPS GETTIN' HIS ASS BEAT TOO!
THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "WAGGISH", AS IN SILLY AND PLAYFUL. I KNOW WE IN THE CONGLOMERATION CAN BE A LIL' BIT WAGGISH BUT THAT'S ONE OF THE THINGS I LOVE ABOUT CONGLOMERATIN'! WE KICKIN' ASS AND HAVIN' FUN! SHAME RODDY DON'T SEE THAT AND BE STOOD THERE ALL SOUR PUSSIN' ALL THE DAMN TIME!
December 12, 2025 at 7:09 PM
THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "WAGGISH", AS IN SILLY AND PLAYFUL. I KNOW WE IN THE CONGLOMERATION CAN BE A LIL' BIT WAGGISH BUT THAT'S ONE OF THE THINGS I LOVE ABOUT CONGLOMERATIN'! WE KICKIN' ASS AND HAVIN' FUN! SHAME RODDY DON'T SEE THAT AND BE STOOD THERE ALL SOUR PUSSIN' ALL THE DAMN TIME!
THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "LEVIATHAN", AS IN SOMETHING LARGE OR FORMIDABLE. BIG CONGRATS TO THE BABES OF WRATH HARLEY CAMERON AND FELLOW CONGLOMERATOR WILLOW NIGHTINGALE! Y'ALL OVERCAME LEVIATHANESQUE ODDS TO BECOME THE FIRST EVER AEW WOMENS TAG CHAMPS! WE BEEN HAVIN' A HELL OF A PARTY!
December 11, 2025 at 7:59 PM
THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "LEVIATHAN", AS IN SOMETHING LARGE OR FORMIDABLE. BIG CONGRATS TO THE BABES OF WRATH HARLEY CAMERON AND FELLOW CONGLOMERATOR WILLOW NIGHTINGALE! Y'ALL OVERCAME LEVIATHANESQUE ODDS TO BECOME THE FIRST EVER AEW WOMENS TAG CHAMPS! WE BEEN HAVIN' A HELL OF A PARTY!
THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "GRIFT", AS IN TO USE DISHONEST TRICKS TO OBTAIN MONEY OF PROPERTY ILLEGALLY. TONIGHT WE GOT THE BIG WINTER IS COMIN' ON AEW DYNAMITE! IT GON' BE A BIG ONE SO PAY NO ATTENTIO TO THE ONLINE GRIFTERS AND STRAP IN 'COS WE GON' HAVE A HELL OF A SHOW BABY!
December 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "GRIFT", AS IN TO USE DISHONEST TRICKS TO OBTAIN MONEY OF PROPERTY ILLEGALLY. TONIGHT WE GOT THE BIG WINTER IS COMIN' ON AEW DYNAMITE! IT GON' BE A BIG ONE SO PAY NO ATTENTIO TO THE ONLINE GRIFTERS AND STRAP IN 'COS WE GON' HAVE A HELL OF A SHOW BABY!
THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "PALTRY", AS IN VERY SMALL OR TOO SMALL IN AMOUNT. DANNY GARCIA USED TO BE A GOOD GUY! I USED TO RESPECT HIM! BUT SINCE HE JOINED THE DEATH RIDERS HE'S GIVEN ME A PALTRY NUMBER OF REASONS NOT TO GIVE HIM AN INTERNATIONAL ASS WHOOPIN' IN CARDIFF WALES AT WINTER IS COMING!
December 9, 2025 at 6:45 PM
THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "PALTRY", AS IN VERY SMALL OR TOO SMALL IN AMOUNT. DANNY GARCIA USED TO BE A GOOD GUY! I USED TO RESPECT HIM! BUT SINCE HE JOINED THE DEATH RIDERS HE'S GIVEN ME A PALTRY NUMBER OF REASONS NOT TO GIVE HIM AN INTERNATIONAL ASS WHOOPIN' IN CARDIFF WALES AT WINTER IS COMING!
THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "BRAVADO", AS IN CONFIDENT OR BRAVE BEHAVIOR THAT IS INTENDED TO IMPRESS. DANIEL GARCIA! I SEE YOU AND THE OTHER DEATH RIDERS WITH ALL YO' BRAVADO ACTIN' ALL TOUGH! BUT I ALSO SEE YOU'RE AFRAID! Y'ALL SEE THE CRACKS ARE STARTIN' TO SHOW! YOU IN BIG TROUBLE DANNY BOY!
December 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "BRAVADO", AS IN CONFIDENT OR BRAVE BEHAVIOR THAT IS INTENDED TO IMPRESS. DANIEL GARCIA! I SEE YOU AND THE OTHER DEATH RIDERS WITH ALL YO' BRAVADO ACTIN' ALL TOUGH! BUT I ALSO SEE YOU'RE AFRAID! Y'ALL SEE THE CRACKS ARE STARTIN' TO SHOW! YOU IN BIG TROUBLE DANNY BOY!
THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "ENIGMATIC", AS IN MYSTERIOUS AND DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND. NORMALLY I SAY ORANGE CASSIDY IS THE MOST ENIGMATIC MEMBER OF THE CONGLOMERATION! BUT RODDY!? WHAT YOU DOIN', MAN? I THOUGHT WE AGREED ON CONGLOMERATION RULES! BUT YOU WERE SLAPPIN' THE HELL OUT OF OC'S CHEST!
December 7, 2025 at 7:09 PM
THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "ENIGMATIC", AS IN MYSTERIOUS AND DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND. NORMALLY I SAY ORANGE CASSIDY IS THE MOST ENIGMATIC MEMBER OF THE CONGLOMERATION! BUT RODDY!? WHAT YOU DOIN', MAN? I THOUGHT WE AGREED ON CONGLOMERATION RULES! BUT YOU WERE SLAPPIN' THE HELL OUT OF OC'S CHEST!
THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "SENSIBILITY", AS IN PERSONAL OR CULTURAL VIEW OR APPROACH. THE CONGLOMERATION AND THE DEATH RIDERS GOT PRETTY DIFFERENT SENSIBILITIES! EXCEPT ONE THING WE GOT IN COMMON IS WE LIKE TO WIN! DANNY GARCIA USED TO BE TNT CHAMP AND HE WANTS IT BACK! AIN'T GON' HAPPEN DANNY!
December 6, 2025 at 6:43 PM
THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "SENSIBILITY", AS IN PERSONAL OR CULTURAL VIEW OR APPROACH. THE CONGLOMERATION AND THE DEATH RIDERS GOT PRETTY DIFFERENT SENSIBILITIES! EXCEPT ONE THING WE GOT IN COMMON IS WE LIKE TO WIN! DANNY GARCIA USED TO BE TNT CHAMP AND HE WANTS IT BACK! AIN'T GON' HAPPEN DANNY!
THE WORD OF THE DAY FOR YESTERDAY WAS "FORGETFULNESS", AS IN A STATE OF BEING DISREGARDFUL OR UNCONCIOUS OF ONE'S SURROUNDINGS, CONCERNS OR OBLIGATIONS. I GOTTA APOLOGISE TO Y'ALL! I FORGOT TO POST AGAIN! THIS TIME OF YEAR CAN LEAD TO AN UNFORTUNATE STATE OF FESTIVE FORGETFULNESS! SINCERE APOLOGIES!
December 6, 2025 at 8:27 AM
THE WORD OF THE DAY FOR YESTERDAY WAS "FORGETFULNESS", AS IN A STATE OF BEING DISREGARDFUL OR UNCONCIOUS OF ONE'S SURROUNDINGS, CONCERNS OR OBLIGATIONS. I GOTTA APOLOGISE TO Y'ALL! I FORGOT TO POST AGAIN! THIS TIME OF YEAR CAN LEAD TO AN UNFORTUNATE STATE OF FESTIVE FORGETFULNESS! SINCERE APOLOGIES!
THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "FROWSY", AS IN HAVING A MESSY OR DIRTY APPEARANCE. I SAW SAMOA JOE TELLIN' THE FINE AUDIENCE IN INDIANA THAT HIS FROWSY ATTIRE WAS COMPARABLE TO WEARIN' A TUXEDO TO A PETTING ZOO! I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONES JOE BEEN GOIN' TO THAT GOT PENGUINS IN EM' BUT I GOTTA FIND OUT!
December 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "FROWSY", AS IN HAVING A MESSY OR DIRTY APPEARANCE. I SAW SAMOA JOE TELLIN' THE FINE AUDIENCE IN INDIANA THAT HIS FROWSY ATTIRE WAS COMPARABLE TO WEARIN' A TUXEDO TO A PETTING ZOO! I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONES JOE BEEN GOIN' TO THAT GOT PENGUINS IN EM' BUT I GOTTA FIND OUT!