bri 💋
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just a good pair of jeans that fits everybody
“I’m begging you please, just one day without the blender” -my neighbors probably
November 16, 2025 at 6:57 PM
“I’m begging you please, just one day without the blender” -my neighbors probably
Beth Leavel made a special cameo appearance for the Drowsy concert last night and the people next to me were like, “That’s Patti LuPone!!”
October 22, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Beth Leavel made a special cameo appearance for the Drowsy concert last night and the people next to me were like, “That’s Patti LuPone!!”
ALL I EVER NEEDED WAS THE MUSIC AND THE MIRROR
October 3, 2025 at 3:37 PM
ALL I EVER NEEDED WAS THE MUSIC AND THE MIRROR
September 13, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Not me receiving a phishing email from a (presumably hacked) tony award nominee
September 11, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Not me receiving a phishing email from a (presumably hacked) tony award nominee
Thinking about how I went to Halloween Horror Nights and I was so terrified that I blacked out for two of the haunted houses.
September 3, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Thinking about how I went to Halloween Horror Nights and I was so terrified that I blacked out for two of the haunted houses.
Sean is such a little bitch. #BachelorinParadise
September 3, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Sean is such a little bitch. #BachelorinParadise
Okay fine!!!! I bought an air purifier from TikTok shop!!!!!!!
August 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Okay fine!!!! I bought an air purifier from TikTok shop!!!!!!!
Giving my parents a beat by beat breakdown of Together on our way home from Boston. It’s been 40 minutes so far, we had to take a break.
August 16, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Giving my parents a beat by beat breakdown of Together on our way home from Boston. It’s been 40 minutes so far, we had to take a break.
To be completely transparent, I’m not sure if I can even stay awake until 12:12 tonight
August 12, 2025 at 2:36 AM
To be completely transparent, I’m not sure if I can even stay awake until 12:12 tonight
My candle budget needs to be higher
August 11, 2025 at 3:44 PM
My candle budget needs to be higher
OCD is really one hell of a drug because why did I just have a random panic over the possibility of having flat feet??? (I don’t tho I researched and checked)
July 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
OCD is really one hell of a drug because why did I just have a random panic over the possibility of having flat feet??? (I don’t tho I researched and checked)
Until this exact moment I thought Dora Jar was a drag queen I wasn’t familiar with. Had simply never seen her before, didn’t even know she was a musician.
July 5, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Until this exact moment I thought Dora Jar was a drag queen I wasn’t familiar with. Had simply never seen her before, didn’t even know she was a musician.
If I were more disciplined, I might write an essay about how Vanderpump Rules is an incredible example of the nuances of conflict and forgiveness. Because like, damn if anyone ever yelled at me the way these people yell at each other I would never be comfortable speaking to them ever again.
June 29, 2025 at 3:42 PM
If I were more disciplined, I might write an essay about how Vanderpump Rules is an incredible example of the nuances of conflict and forgiveness. Because like, damn if anyone ever yelled at me the way these people yell at each other I would never be comfortable speaking to them ever again.
I watched Saw during work today lol
June 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I watched Saw during work today lol
NOTHING BEATS A JET 2 HOLIDAY
June 24, 2025 at 4:09 AM
NOTHING BEATS A JET 2 HOLIDAY
That terminix commercial is what OCD looks like by the way
June 13, 2025 at 2:37 AM
That terminix commercial is what OCD looks like by the way
Every day I see another woman on socials I had a crush on but wasn’t sure was gay is now married to another woman.
June 2, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Every day I see another woman on socials I had a crush on but wasn’t sure was gay is now married to another woman.
There is not a blender in this world strong enough to handle my blending
May 30, 2025 at 1:18 AM
There is not a blender in this world strong enough to handle my blending
Can’t stop thinking about how Florence Pugh is the best actor in the world
May 29, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Can’t stop thinking about how Florence Pugh is the best actor in the world
It’s 1am and I can’t wait to eat tomorrow. Goodnight!!
May 22, 2025 at 4:52 AM
It’s 1am and I can’t wait to eat tomorrow. Goodnight!!
I’m so sorry to any and all people on this Peter Pan bus with me who will have to see me sweaty and uncomfortable the whole ride. This humidity is no joke y’all, it’s bad out here (the world).
May 17, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I’m so sorry to any and all people on this Peter Pan bus with me who will have to see me sweaty and uncomfortable the whole ride. This humidity is no joke y’all, it’s bad out here (the world).
Not the kind of depression where I want to d!e, but the kind that makes me stay in my apartment and watch SVU all day when it’s 72 and sunny 😔
May 11, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Not the kind of depression where I want to d!e, but the kind that makes me stay in my apartment and watch SVU all day when it’s 72 and sunny 😔
They should put LSD in tap water
May 7, 2025 at 12:33 AM
They should put LSD in tap water
Not the Hoboken path station looking absolutely gorgeous overnight???
April 27, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Not the Hoboken path station looking absolutely gorgeous overnight???