BrickHyphenSam
@brickhyphensam.bsky.social
Enjoyer of things, hater of… things
I just don’t understand why so many people are obsessed with wizard of oz fan fiction
October 1, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I just don’t understand why so many people are obsessed with wizard of oz fan fiction
The great thing about honeymoons is you can have as many of them as you want
September 21, 2025 at 7:18 PM
The great thing about honeymoons is you can have as many of them as you want
So you’re telling me that these laws are sexually interested by men AND women?
August 10, 2025 at 1:42 PM
So you’re telling me that these laws are sexually interested by men AND women?
You’re telling me this rock is from Prague?!
August 2, 2025 at 2:07 PM
You’re telling me this rock is from Prague?!
My friend says come over at 11:30 to hangout, 11:30 rolls around, I head out the door, text him I’m on my way. I get to his door, knock on it, he says come in…. And then I get berated for 5 minutes because I should’ve called him when I got there like a normal person instead of…knocking on the door
July 24, 2025 at 2:34 PM
My friend says come over at 11:30 to hangout, 11:30 rolls around, I head out the door, text him I’m on my way. I get to his door, knock on it, he says come in…. And then I get berated for 5 minutes because I should’ve called him when I got there like a normal person instead of…knocking on the door
Why is Mario monkey called donkey
July 18, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Why is Mario monkey called donkey
Why is strawberry milkshake so good when strawberry ice cream suck
July 18, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Why is strawberry milkshake so good when strawberry ice cream suck
Life tip if people are arguing and you want it to stop just shout “stopppp” and then when they look at you like you’re the crazy one, instead say “I think I hear something” then everyone’s just listening as hard as they can and you just say nevermind
July 14, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Life tip if people are arguing and you want it to stop just shout “stopppp” and then when they look at you like you’re the crazy one, instead say “I think I hear something” then everyone’s just listening as hard as they can and you just say nevermind
I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue
July 14, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue
*To the tune of Steve’s lava chicken*
Qui qui quilava, qui qui qui chicken
Qui qui quilava, qui qui qui chicken
July 5, 2025 at 8:06 PM
*To the tune of Steve’s lava chicken*
Qui qui quilava, qui qui qui chicken
Qui qui quilava, qui qui qui chicken
Ah man rest in peace Michael Madsen
July 3, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Ah man rest in peace Michael Madsen
Going to the bar, nursing one drink for two hours and spending $300 on touch tunes
June 13, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Going to the bar, nursing one drink for two hours and spending $300 on touch tunes
I don’t like it when Garfield is mean to odie, but I suppose it can be funny
June 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I don’t like it when Garfield is mean to odie, but I suppose it can be funny
I had a dream about the show friends, and it was all the same apart from the character of Ross. He was played by an actor legally named “Hands” who looked just like David schwimmer except he didn’t have a mouth
June 4, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I had a dream about the show friends, and it was all the same apart from the character of Ross. He was played by an actor legally named “Hands” who looked just like David schwimmer except he didn’t have a mouth
I don’t need Jesus, I need a bad bitch
May 30, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I don’t need Jesus, I need a bad bitch
I’m playing with tilt controls
May 28, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I’m playing with tilt controls
Saxophone right here
May 25, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Saxophone right here
Words can’t express how mad I am at my mail courier
May 18, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Words can’t express how mad I am at my mail courier
Every day is hump day if I’m concerned
May 15, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Every day is hump day if I’m concerned
King rizzler and the lizard wizard
May 15, 2025 at 4:08 PM
King rizzler and the lizard wizard
Southernplayalisticadillacmusik, ATLiens, Aquemini, Stankonia, speakerboxx/the love below. What a run
May 12, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Southernplayalisticadillacmusik, ATLiens, Aquemini, Stankonia, speakerboxx/the love below. What a run
Music of my mind, talking book, innervisions, fulfillingness first finale, songs in the key of life. What a run
May 12, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Music of my mind, talking book, innervisions, fulfillingness first finale, songs in the key of life. What a run
Oh I want to make an apple pie, let me soak this egg in a bathtub first
May 5, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Oh I want to make an apple pie, let me soak this egg in a bathtub first
Anyone else think the marketing for avocados from Mexico is weird. Imagine getting a commercial that says “buy Florida oranges”
May 3, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Anyone else think the marketing for avocados from Mexico is weird. Imagine getting a commercial that says “buy Florida oranges”
Lorde and Haim within 24 hours it’s 2013 again and I love it
April 24, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Lorde and Haim within 24 hours it’s 2013 again and I love it