@brianysus.bsky.social
Best not to take any form of public transportation with Idris Elba!! That guy’s all over the damn place!!
January 19, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Best not to take any form of public transportation with Idris Elba!! That guy’s all over the damn place!!
Joe Keery was asked multiple times to stop taking home tentacles from set
December 28, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Joe Keery was asked multiple times to stop taking home tentacles from set
It’s fine, just go do your little Frank Darabont episode of Stranger Things
December 28, 2025 at 12:56 AM
It’s fine, just go do your little Frank Darabont episode of Stranger Things
Multiple relatives at family party talked to me about going to the racino as opposed to the big casino in town because “you can’t win anything over there”
October 19, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Multiple relatives at family party talked to me about going to the racino as opposed to the big casino in town because “you can’t win anything over there”
Almond snickers is a hall of fame level c-bar. Can’t wait to go to work tomorrow.
September 29, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Almond snickers is a hall of fame level c-bar. Can’t wait to go to work tomorrow.
Why don’t you put Harris English and Patrick Cantlay together, put them on a raft, and cast it into the sea? Keegan Bradley really showing his naiveté in this tournament…
September 27, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Why don’t you put Harris English and Patrick Cantlay together, put them on a raft, and cast it into the sea? Keegan Bradley really showing his naiveté in this tournament…
“Harris English looks quite sickly out there today, Bones”
September 27, 2025 at 1:26 PM
“Harris English looks quite sickly out there today, Bones”
Shane Lowry go ahead and punch Patrick Cantlay right in the chops to start off this next round.
September 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Shane Lowry go ahead and punch Patrick Cantlay right in the chops to start off this next round.
Honda bumper pins…. I want to shake that man’s hand who signed off on these because— and I’ll tell you— they’re real pieces of shit.
September 26, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Honda bumper pins…. I want to shake that man’s hand who signed off on these because— and I’ll tell you— they’re real pieces of shit.
Good day to wear a Volunteer shirt after a big event so you can walk around places and take stuff from stores with a stern “you’re welcome”
August 6, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Good day to wear a Volunteer shirt after a big event so you can walk around places and take stuff from stores with a stern “you’re welcome”
Hot take here on Bluesky but Superman was very good.
July 17, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Hot take here on Bluesky but Superman was very good.
It’s got Paddy Considine in it? Yeah fuck me up with that shit for seven hours
July 5, 2025 at 7:28 PM
It’s got Paddy Considine in it? Yeah fuck me up with that shit for seven hours
@murderxbryan.bsky.social Incredible Hulk movers in town, will be less than $1000, have used them twice.
June 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
@murderxbryan.bsky.social Incredible Hulk movers in town, will be less than $1000, have used them twice.
Phil Swift here with flex seal and I will full on eat a bucket of shit on live tv if my family doesn’t agree to just sit down and hear me out
April 11, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Phil Swift here with flex seal and I will full on eat a bucket of shit on live tv if my family doesn’t agree to just sit down and hear me out
Recently got into the Big Bang theory… Sheldon is constantly cooking
April 1, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Recently got into the Big Bang theory… Sheldon is constantly cooking
Well, well, well… which one of these women will Reacher be fucking on Amazon Prime’s Reacher season 3…
March 9, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Well, well, well… which one of these women will Reacher be fucking on Amazon Prime’s Reacher season 3…
🎶saw Gary oldman eating noodles in a Chinese restaurant…. His horses were slow🎶
Yeeeehaawwwwwww a bunch of slow horses… yeeehawwwwww
#zevon #slowhorses #mickjagger
Yeeeehaawwwwwww a bunch of slow horses… yeeehawwwwww
#zevon #slowhorses #mickjagger
March 5, 2025 at 2:13 AM
🎶saw Gary oldman eating noodles in a Chinese restaurant…. His horses were slow🎶
Yeeeehaawwwwwww a bunch of slow horses… yeeehawwwwww
#zevon #slowhorses #mickjagger
Yeeeehaawwwwwww a bunch of slow horses… yeeehawwwwww
#zevon #slowhorses #mickjagger
Wordle 1,344 1/6
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February 22, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Wordle 1,344 1/6
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Ethel Merman disco album?!?!
February 22, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Ethel Merman disco album?!?!
He mushed him, hard and fast, 15 yards straight down from head office
February 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
He mushed him, hard and fast, 15 yards straight down from head office
I did the Pick-trick Mahomes bit earlier, right? From inside the running car in the closed garage too?
February 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I did the Pick-trick Mahomes bit earlier, right? From inside the running car in the closed garage too?
The eagles are a good football team
February 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
The eagles are a good football team
February 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Looks like Scientology figured out plastic surgery mastery, nice. #superbowlLIX
February 9, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Looks like Scientology figured out plastic surgery mastery, nice. #superbowlLIX
Ran Day post game: “I’d ask where Lou Holtz is right now, but I know he’s getting sucked off by Shane Gillis out back near the dumpsters”
January 21, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Ran Day post game: “I’d ask where Lou Holtz is right now, but I know he’s getting sucked off by Shane Gillis out back near the dumpsters”