Brian Patafie Comedy
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A Mediocre Standup Comedian | A Former Athletic Trainer in Professional Hockey | Funny and sometimes a bit Edgy | Booking Agency www.bigbrotherrocks.com
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Gov Pritzker: Donald Trump and his bootlickers have torn down the Department of Education from the inside. Books are being banned. History is being erased. Donald Trump and his cronies can f*** all the way off.
November 2, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Gov Pritzker: Donald Trump and his bootlickers have torn down the Department of Education from the inside. Books are being banned. History is being erased. Donald Trump and his cronies can f*** all the way off.
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Wouldn’t it be cool if this photo of Obama receiving his Noble Peace Prize went viral today? 🔄
October 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Wouldn’t it be cool if this photo of Obama receiving his Noble Peace Prize went viral today? 🔄
The smug look on Scott Jennings face just got wiped off by a twenty two old YouTuber from @meidastouch.com and it was glorious. @cnn.com bringing that piece of shit Jennings on certainly doesn’t help calm the rhetoric in this country but you don’t really care do you? It’s all about your ratings
September 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM
The smug look on Scott Jennings face just got wiped off by a twenty two old YouTuber from @meidastouch.com and it was glorious. @cnn.com bringing that piece of shit Jennings on certainly doesn’t help calm the rhetoric in this country but you don’t really care do you? It’s all about your ratings
Some people are just meant to be with each other! #baseballbitch #phillieskaren #coldplay #andybyron
September 7, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Some people are just meant to be with each other! #baseballbitch #phillieskaren #coldplay #andybyron
September 6, 2025 at 1:56 PM
If you think women are going to be drowned out by a flyover then you’ve never met a real woman!
#flyover #epsteinfiles #trumpisguilty
#flyover #epsteinfiles #trumpisguilty
September 4, 2025 at 9:54 AM
If you think women are going to be drowned out by a flyover then you’ve never met a real woman!
#flyover #epsteinfiles #trumpisguilty
#flyover #epsteinfiles #trumpisguilty
jojo.fromjerz just named Stephen Miller “Count Ejacula” and now I’m gonna shut down my internet forever cause it won’t ever get any better then that!
September 2, 2025 at 5:13 PM
jojo.fromjerz just named Stephen Miller “Count Ejacula” and now I’m gonna shut down my internet forever cause it won’t ever get any better then that!
#WednesdayWisdom
Our past may have moulded us but as humans we’re pretty flexible. It’s never too late to reshape your future.
Our past may have moulded us but as humans we’re pretty flexible. It’s never too late to reshape your future.
August 27, 2025 at 6:13 AM
#WednesdayWisdom
Our past may have moulded us but as humans we’re pretty flexible. It’s never too late to reshape your future.
Our past may have moulded us but as humans we’re pretty flexible. It’s never too late to reshape your future.
This face would make onions cry!
#rosannebarr
#rosannebarr
August 24, 2025 at 12:17 PM
This face would make onions cry!
#rosannebarr
#rosannebarr
Melania Trump marrying Donald is the only proof I need that Immigrants will take on jobs that no American wants!
August 21, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Melania Trump marrying Donald is the only proof I need that Immigrants will take on jobs that no American wants!
Since Florida has limited internet porn most horny Floridians log onto Threads!
August 19, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Since Florida has limited internet porn most horny Floridians log onto Threads!
Hey @foxnews are your guys doing a mini series on astronomy because I’ve noticed you’re showing Uranus quite a bit?
#foxnews #jessewatters
#foxnews #jessewatters
August 10, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Hey @foxnews are your guys doing a mini series on astronomy because I’ve noticed you’re showing Uranus quite a bit?
#foxnews #jessewatters
#foxnews #jessewatters
To my brothers and sisters in Christ! ⬇️
August 9, 2025 at 12:32 PM
To my brothers and sisters in Christ! ⬇️
The face you make when Big O Tires informs you you can’t get a rotation without an appointment
#gregabbottisamoron
#gregabbottisamoron
August 8, 2025 at 7:43 AM
The face you make when Big O Tires informs you you can’t get a rotation without an appointment
#gregabbottisamoron
#gregabbottisamoron
July 22, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Mary had a little lamb 🐑 and the little lamb was pissed
Because Mary’s lamb like millions of Americans expected the release of the Epstein List!
#epsteinlist
Because Mary’s lamb like millions of Americans expected the release of the Epstein List!
#epsteinlist
July 13, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Mary had a little lamb 🐑 and the little lamb was pissed
Because Mary’s lamb like millions of Americans expected the release of the Epstein List!
#epsteinlist
Because Mary’s lamb like millions of Americans expected the release of the Epstein List!
#epsteinlist
July 11, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Happy Birthday Miss. I love you ♥️🇨🇦
#canadaday
#canadaday
July 1, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Happy Birthday Miss. I love you ♥️🇨🇦
#canadaday
#canadaday
June 26, 2025 at 9:00 AM
I’m just curious but has anyone ever seen Pierre Poilievre and K.D. Lang in the same room at the same time?
#pierrepoilievre #kdlang
#pierrepoilievre #kdlang
June 20, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I’m just curious but has anyone ever seen Pierre Poilievre and K.D. Lang in the same room at the same time?
#pierrepoilievre #kdlang
#pierrepoilievre #kdlang
Put up your hand if you finished in fifth place!
June 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Put up your hand if you finished in fifth place!
