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Brianne
@brianne.bsky.social
🇨🇦🇪🇺🇬🇭🇯🇲🇺🇦 • ♎︎♊︎♏︎ • 🎾 • 🎵 • ♿ • BIPOC • #BlackLivesMatter ✊🏾 • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ ally
There’s nothing more annoying and off-putting than bringing something up in a conversation only for the other person to immediately steer it back to themselves.

Me: “I went to the doctor today.”

Them: “I got my nails done today, here's a pic! What do you think?”
January 20, 2026 at 11:30 PM
TODAY IS A FANTASTIC DAY.
May 8, 2025 at 8:54 PM
@bgwritesstuff.bsky.social Just doing my monthly check-in on here to let you know I'm still alive. 😂
April 18, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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I'm sorry. Will Smith dropped an album in the year of our lord in 2025? AND IS CUSSING?!?
March 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I should probably make an appearance here every once in a while.
March 10, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Finna put watermarks on my food fr 😂
We’ve reached the point where people on social media aren’t just catfishing as other individuals. They’re catfishing BLTs too. 😭
February 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Didn’t someone catfish with another person’s breakfast last month?
February 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
We’ve reached the point where people on social media aren’t just catfishing as other individuals. They’re catfishing BLTs too. 😭
February 13, 2025 at 8:50 AM
I need this virus to eradicate itself from my immune system ASAP. 🤧😷
January 13, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Kalief Browder spent 3 years on Rikers Island for allegedly stealing a backpack, because he couldn't afford bail.

Donald Trump will spend no time in prison after being convicted of 34 felonies, because he had the wealth and resources to be President.

That's not a justice system.

RIP Kalief 🙏🏾😔
January 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
PSA: Social media is not your backstage pass to someone’s personal life. Mind your own business, and stop acting like everyone owes you access to their every move. The way some of you overstep boundaries is truly wild.
January 6, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Twizzlers & Hawaiian Punch can both go to hell.
December 26, 2024 at 5:57 PM
“Disease” by Lady Gaga hits differently at 1:24 in the morning.
a cartoon of beavis and butthead with metallica and acfoc on their shirts
ALT: a cartoon of beavis and butthead with metallica and acfoc on their shirts
media.tenor.com
December 26, 2024 at 9:25 AM
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My best friend’s husband got their kids a puppy and her a vacuum cleaner for Christmas and I honestly don’t know how that man is still alive.
December 26, 2024 at 5:11 AM
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There are no bad menorahs

:sees new evidence"

There is one bad menorah
December 26, 2024 at 1:06 AM
Nothing like having to spend 7 hours at the ER on Christmas Eve. 😒
December 24, 2024 at 11:45 PM
Of all people, why does Matt Gaetz follow me on X? 👀😂💀
December 23, 2024 at 5:32 PM
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They said it’s Elfaba on the Shelfaba! 😂
December 19, 2024 at 5:22 AM
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Snap..crackle..and pop when I stand up..
3. What “old person” things do you do?
December 19, 2024 at 4:08 AM
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Bird flu, monkey pox, idc if it's the common cold. Shut this tf down. Mfs back to being nasty, not covering their mouths or washing their hands. What they got. I don't want it. 🙅🏾‍♂️
a woman in a white shirt is sitting with her hand on her chin and looking at the camera .
ALT: a woman in a white shirt is sitting with her hand on her chin and looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
December 19, 2024 at 1:08 AM
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Imagine waking up, craving a bold morning coffee, and instead cramming COFFEE-FLAVORED DORITOS into your face at 6am. We are truly living in the darkest timeline.
December 18, 2024 at 4:35 AM
This is taking things TOO FAR.
December 3, 2024 at 3:31 AM
If the only purpose of your account is to hawk products, promote music, and ask for donations...or, if you're serving up serious bot energy — whether you look like one, smell like one, or act like one — you'll be blocked. 🚫
December 2, 2024 at 8:58 PM