Life of Brian
@briann.bsky.social
I am not one to be taken too seriously,
(he/him).
(he/him).
Happy Halloween folks
October 31, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Happy Halloween folks
Bandai please make gabumon relevant again
August 20, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Bandai please make gabumon relevant again
How in the fuck do some of f*gg*ts still like T Swindler 🤢
August 15, 2025 at 3:30 PM
How in the fuck do some of f*gg*ts still like T Swindler 🤢
It was so great meeting all my London oomfies again. Y'all make me feel so accepted 🥹❤️
July 30, 2025 at 7:33 PM
It was so great meeting all my London oomfies again. Y'all make me feel so accepted 🥹❤️
Got cum in my eye somebody help me 😭
July 25, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Got cum in my eye somebody help me 😭
Sorry but if you can't at the very least go for a coffee or drink with me I'm not having sex with you, you're literally a stranger 😳
July 23, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Sorry but if you can't at the very least go for a coffee or drink with me I'm not having sex with you, you're literally a stranger 😳
I have so many harsh takes that I'm itching to release into the ether
gumball from the amazing world of gumball giving a thumbs up
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media.tenor.com
July 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I have so many harsh takes that I'm itching to release into the ether
An opp just liked one of my photos.. What does this mean!?!?
July 20, 2025 at 10:58 AM
An opp just liked one of my photos.. What does this mean!?!?
I need to start visiting more oomfies abroad now that I'm not in debt anymore 🥰✨
July 18, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I need to start visiting more oomfies abroad now that I'm not in debt anymore 🥰✨
Do you think it constitutes as flirting if you let someone watch you pee?
July 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Do you think it constitutes as flirting if you let someone watch you pee?
Looking back at old messages and I genuinely have no idea who some people are / were to me. My brain is mush fml 🥰✨
July 18, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Looking back at old messages and I genuinely have no idea who some people are / were to me. My brain is mush fml 🥰✨
Please for the love of God don't try to do a threesome if you're only into one of the two. Just because you really want to get with one of them in particular and the other is a spare its really disrespectful imo and is quite obvious in practice.
a close up of a cartoon character 's face with the words ewwww written below it .
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July 18, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Please for the love of God don't try to do a threesome if you're only into one of the two. Just because you really want to get with one of them in particular and the other is a spare its really disrespectful imo and is quite obvious in practice.
Potential new BF is a furry too 🥹🥵😍
July 16, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Potential new BF is a furry too 🥹🥵😍
Lmao i was wild for asking some of my dates to sniff their armpits when I was younger. Definitely don't still do that.
July 15, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Lmao i was wild for asking some of my dates to sniff their armpits when I was younger. Definitely don't still do that.
Softlaunching a new new new new boyfriend soon (gif unrelated)
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July 14, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Softlaunching a new new new new boyfriend soon (gif unrelated)
I'd be so powerful if I had a bob
July 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I'd be so powerful if I had a bob
Not to be ageist but why do some people age so badly???
July 13, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Not to be ageist but why do some people age so badly???
That's how it's done
July 11, 2025 at 9:10 AM
That's how it's done
Cute late night messages from oomfie
July 10, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Cute late night messages from oomfie
Something very lgbt happened
July 8, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Something very lgbt happened