Life of Brian
@briann.bsky.social
I am not one to be taken too seriously,
(he/him).
(he/him).
Asked a guy for his underwear and he just gave it to me. Really makes you think.
January 21, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Asked a guy for his underwear and he just gave it to me. Really makes you think.
I cant count the times I've been told by people that im very direct and that its refreshing that I am, just because I tell people what I think, feel and want. Like why isn't that a baseline for good communication....
January 21, 2026 at 12:45 PM
I cant count the times I've been told by people that im very direct and that its refreshing that I am, just because I tell people what I think, feel and want. Like why isn't that a baseline for good communication....
Bluesky I want to love you but my last relationship with the bird ended badly and now I have trust issues 😔
January 21, 2026 at 7:48 AM
Bluesky I want to love you but my last relationship with the bird ended badly and now I have trust issues 😔
Do you guys wanna see my pp
January 20, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Do you guys wanna see my pp
How're we all hiding our dark circles and bags in 2026? 💞
January 19, 2026 at 5:25 PM
How're we all hiding our dark circles and bags in 2026? 💞
How is my dad able to have a fullblown conversation with a random stranger at a urinal and I struggle to say hi to someone without having a panic attack.
January 17, 2026 at 7:52 PM
How is my dad able to have a fullblown conversation with a random stranger at a urinal and I struggle to say hi to someone without having a panic attack.
Why is there a 12 year old child in the gym wearing a berserk brand tshirt
January 14, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Why is there a 12 year old child in the gym wearing a berserk brand tshirt
Can you get dehydrated from precumming too much?
January 13, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Can you get dehydrated from precumming too much?
SAY WHAT YOU MEAN PEOPLE.
January 13, 2026 at 10:33 AM
SAY WHAT YOU MEAN PEOPLE.
I'm going to travel alot more in 2026 and connect with fellow spectrum surfers (this is a threat)
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December 24, 2025 at 10:14 AM
I'm going to travel alot more in 2026 and connect with fellow spectrum surfers (this is a threat)
Lads if someone wants to share nudes with you they will, asking for them is a bit uncouth tbqh
December 22, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Lads if someone wants to share nudes with you they will, asking for them is a bit uncouth tbqh
Hey bloomfies how we feeling tonight?
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December 21, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Hey bloomfies how we feeling tonight?
Irrationally h word i wanna die
December 15, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Irrationally h word i wanna die
When people say im handsome it glitches my brain so bad because growing up I was seen as unattractive and unwanted 😆
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November 19, 2025 at 6:58 PM
When people say im handsome it glitches my brain so bad because growing up I was seen as unattractive and unwanted 😆
Happy Halloween folks
October 31, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Happy Halloween folks
Bandai please make gabumon relevant again
August 20, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Bandai please make gabumon relevant again
How in the fuck do some of f*gg*ts still like T Swindler 🤢
August 15, 2025 at 3:30 PM
How in the fuck do some of f*gg*ts still like T Swindler 🤢
It was so great meeting all my London oomfies again. Y'all make me feel so accepted 🥹❤️
July 30, 2025 at 7:33 PM
It was so great meeting all my London oomfies again. Y'all make me feel so accepted 🥹❤️
Got cum in my eye somebody help me 😭
July 25, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Got cum in my eye somebody help me 😭
Sorry but if you can't at the very least go for a coffee or drink with me I'm not having sex with you, you're literally a stranger 😳
July 23, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Sorry but if you can't at the very least go for a coffee or drink with me I'm not having sex with you, you're literally a stranger 😳