“Pyramid Scheme” ~ Because every great civilization needs a little outside funding. 💰🛸
December 5, 2025 at 2:55 PM
“Pyramid Scheme” ~ Because every great civilization needs a little outside funding. 💰🛸
“Illuminaughty” ~ When the halo’s crooked but the vision’s clear. 👁️
December 3, 2025 at 8:09 PM
“Illuminaughty” ~ When the halo’s crooked but the vision’s clear. 👁️
"Sainthood for Beginners" ~ We worship what we’re told to want. 😇
December 2, 2025 at 3:42 PM
"Sainthood for Beginners" ~ We worship what we’re told to want. 😇
“Anxiety: The Early Years” ~ The first installment in a lifelong series.
December 1, 2025 at 2:18 PM
“Anxiety: The Early Years” ~ The first installment in a lifelong series.
“Scream Therapy” 🙀 Let it out before it eats you alive.
November 25, 2025 at 4:32 PM
“Scream Therapy” 🙀 Let it out before it eats you alive.
“Farmageddon” 🔥🐐 Local goat denies involvement as barns mysteriously combust.
November 24, 2025 at 3:26 PM
“Farmageddon” 🔥🐐 Local goat denies involvement as barns mysteriously combust.
“Perch-ecution" 🪽 For the unforgivable act of existing with potential.
November 23, 2025 at 4:57 PM
“Perch-ecution" 🪽 For the unforgivable act of existing with potential.
"Paperless Dolls" ~ Funny how paperwork matters more than the kids it’s used to disappear. 🇲🇽
November 22, 2025 at 5:17 PM
"Paperless Dolls" ~ Funny how paperwork matters more than the kids it’s used to disappear. 🇲🇽
“Supreme Leader of the Sewer" 🐀Because every empire needs a drain.
November 21, 2025 at 4:03 PM
“Supreme Leader of the Sewer" 🐀Because every empire needs a drain.
I love the smell of mimeograph in the morning. 🔥"Fire Sprites Visit the Little Church"🔥
November 20, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I love the smell of mimeograph in the morning. 🔥"Fire Sprites Visit the Little Church"🔥
"Bad Hare Day" 🐇 All the world will be your enemy.
November 19, 2025 at 1:43 PM
"Bad Hare Day" 🐇 All the world will be your enemy.
“Misbehavin’” ~ A little misbehavin’ never hurt anybody… except maybe him.
November 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
“Misbehavin’” ~ A little misbehavin’ never hurt anybody… except maybe him.
"Big Cone Energy” 🍆🍦🇺🇸 Red, White, and Blame Everyone Else.
Because nothing screams “law and order” like a melting swirl of patriotic posturing served with a side of always someone else’s fault.
Because nothing screams “law and order” like a melting swirl of patriotic posturing served with a side of always someone else’s fault.
November 16, 2025 at 10:01 PM
"Big Cone Energy” 🍆🍦🇺🇸 Red, White, and Blame Everyone Else.
Because nothing screams “law and order” like a melting swirl of patriotic posturing served with a side of always someone else’s fault.
Because nothing screams “law and order” like a melting swirl of patriotic posturing served with a side of always someone else’s fault.
🦴 "Boner Buds" ~ Death’s a drag — bring a friend. 💨
November 13, 2025 at 2:11 PM
🦴 "Boner Buds" ~ Death’s a drag — bring a friend. 💨
“Mutton for Nothing” 🐑🔥 Counting sheep, losing sleep — the fields burn, the flock wanders.
November 12, 2025 at 3:26 PM
“Mutton for Nothing” 🐑🔥 Counting sheep, losing sleep — the fields burn, the flock wanders.
"Death Wore a Red Scarf" ~ When death rode into town, the wind stopped howlin’. 🌵💀
November 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
"Death Wore a Red Scarf" ~ When death rode into town, the wind stopped howlin’. 🌵💀
“Hissy Fit” 🐍💋 Bite me, but gently.
November 10, 2025 at 4:05 PM
“Hissy Fit” 🐍💋 Bite me, but gently.
"Hatriot" 🇺🇸💩 Because dissent looks good in red.
November 7, 2025 at 4:35 PM
"Hatriot" 🇺🇸💩 Because dissent looks good in red.
“Holy Order of Lipstick and Labor”
~ Red as a prayer, steady as a march.
~ Red as a prayer, steady as a march.
November 6, 2025 at 9:06 PM
“Holy Order of Lipstick and Labor”
~ Red as a prayer, steady as a march.
~ Red as a prayer, steady as a march.
“Death Rattle” — Cute… but make it catastrophic. ☠️🪇
October 31, 2025 at 6:46 PM
“Death Rattle” — Cute… but make it catastrophic. ☠️🪇
“Tsardines” — the monarchy canned and preserved for consumption. A surreal bite of irony served cold — where power, propaganda, and decay swim together beneath the crown. 🐟👑💥 100% fresh, high-quality dissent.
October 30, 2025 at 5:28 PM
“Tsardines” — the monarchy canned and preserved for consumption. A surreal bite of irony served cold — where power, propaganda, and decay swim together beneath the crown. 🐟👑💥 100% fresh, high-quality dissent.
Turns out “just following orders” doesn’t fly underground. 🔥👮🏻♂️
October 29, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Turns out “just following orders” doesn’t fly underground. 🔥👮🏻♂️
"We Will Not Go Quietly Into The Night." 🔥 Rise louder than their lies.
October 28, 2025 at 1:03 PM
"We Will Not Go Quietly Into The Night." 🔥 Rise louder than their lies.
With liberty and justice for all? ⚖️
October 27, 2025 at 1:23 PM
With liberty and justice for all? ⚖️
“My First Nuclear Summer” 🌞 Clean, safe, and 100% government-approved sunshine!
October 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
“My First Nuclear Summer” 🌞 Clean, safe, and 100% government-approved sunshine!