"Too Big to Jail" ~ Justice stops at the balance sheet. ⚖️💰
January 23, 2026 at 7:36 PM
"Too Big to Jail" ~ Justice stops at the balance sheet. ⚖️💰
“Training Day” 🍖
January 22, 2026 at 3:38 PM
“Training Day” 🍖
“Queif Erikson” ~ Discovering America’s Ass Since 2017 🔭
Queif pillaged with pride and with gas, 💨
A true flatulent force en masse,
No sword, spear, or shield,
Made enemies yield—
Just the clap of his conquering ass. 🍑
Queif pillaged with pride and with gas, 💨
A true flatulent force en masse,
No sword, spear, or shield,
Made enemies yield—
Just the clap of his conquering ass. 🍑
January 21, 2026 at 3:42 PM
“Queif Erikson” ~ Discovering America’s Ass Since 2017 🔭
Queif pillaged with pride and with gas, 💨
A true flatulent force en masse,
No sword, spear, or shield,
Made enemies yield—
Just the clap of his conquering ass. 🍑
Queif pillaged with pride and with gas, 💨
A true flatulent force en masse,
No sword, spear, or shield,
Made enemies yield—
Just the clap of his conquering ass. 🍑
"Sally's Green Thumb" 🌱💨 Weed is from the earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage man, take advantage.
January 20, 2026 at 3:16 PM
"Sally's Green Thumb" 🌱💨 Weed is from the earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage man, take advantage.
“Just Like the Postcard” ~ The dream, up close. 🇺🇸🔥
January 17, 2026 at 4:48 PM
“Just Like the Postcard” ~ The dream, up close. 🇺🇸🔥
"Hedgebound Revelations" ~ Dick, Jane, and the American God complex. 🇺🇸⛪️💩
January 16, 2026 at 3:52 PM
"Hedgebound Revelations" ~ Dick, Jane, and the American God complex. 🇺🇸⛪️💩
“The Way We Work and Play” ~ Authority shows the path, and we follow it carefully. 🛝
January 15, 2026 at 4:32 PM
“The Way We Work and Play” ~ Authority shows the path, and we follow it carefully. 🛝
🔥 Cute Until It Catches 🔥 ~ Not an endorsement of destruction—an indictment of a nation watching its ideals burn.
January 14, 2026 at 2:26 PM
🔥 Cute Until It Catches 🔥 ~ Not an endorsement of destruction—an indictment of a nation watching its ideals burn.
"Community Helper" (from the Safety Friends™ Level 1 Reader series) ~ Community helpers are trained professionals. They know when to arrive. They know who must leave.
January 13, 2026 at 4:04 PM
"Community Helper" (from the Safety Friends™ Level 1 Reader series) ~ Community helpers are trained professionals. They know when to arrive. They know who must leave.
It came to me in a dream…💭
January 11, 2026 at 2:16 AM
It came to me in a dream…💭
"Dress Warmly" 🧊 State violence works best at low temperatures. 🧨
January 8, 2026 at 7:30 PM
"Dress Warmly" 🧊 State violence works best at low temperatures. 🧨
"ANTagonized" ~ A calm surface under constant occupation. What it feels like to keep it together while your brain is quietly overrun. Nothing dramatic—just the slow, constant crawl of thoughts you can’t shake.
January 6, 2026 at 2:36 PM
"ANTagonized" ~ A calm surface under constant occupation. What it feels like to keep it together while your brain is quietly overrun. Nothing dramatic—just the slow, constant crawl of thoughts you can’t shake.
"Crude Bish" ~ A portrait of power where liberation smells suspiciously like petroleum.🛢️💩
January 5, 2026 at 4:23 PM
"Crude Bish" ~ A portrait of power where liberation smells suspiciously like petroleum.🛢️💩
"Buzz Between Us" ~ Remember kids… don’t let strangers pollinate your thoughts.🐝
December 23, 2025 at 2:09 PM
"Buzz Between Us" ~ Remember kids… don’t let strangers pollinate your thoughts.🐝
"JFK: Just Fang Kissed" ~ The smile that outlived Dallas🩸
December 21, 2025 at 4:45 PM
"JFK: Just Fang Kissed" ~ The smile that outlived Dallas🩸
💀 RUBLEWISE 💀
Old women in Moscow still warn the children:
⚠️ Stand quietly in the line.
😶 Do not laugh. Do not cry.
Old women in Moscow still warn the children:
⚠️ Stand quietly in the line.
😶 Do not laugh. Do not cry.
December 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
💀 RUBLEWISE 💀
Old women in Moscow still warn the children:
⚠️ Stand quietly in the line.
😶 Do not laugh. Do not cry.
Old women in Moscow still warn the children:
⚠️ Stand quietly in the line.
😶 Do not laugh. Do not cry.
"Popsi-Kill" ~ Sweetness is a trap. 🍭
December 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
"Popsi-Kill" ~ Sweetness is a trap. 🍭
“Cute Enough to Kill” ~ Danger blossoms best in small hands.🔪🪰
December 11, 2025 at 3:50 PM
“Cute Enough to Kill” ~ Danger blossoms best in small hands.🔪🪰
“Mantis to Society” ~ Society’s a mess—so she found someone who actually listens. 🤲
December 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
“Mantis to Society” ~ Society’s a mess—so she found someone who actually listens. 🤲
“My Pestfriend” ~ Love comes in all sizes—mostly tiny and inconvenient.🪰❤️
December 9, 2025 at 7:25 PM
“My Pestfriend” ~ Love comes in all sizes—mostly tiny and inconvenient.🪰❤️
"Cloudy With a Chance of Mortality" ~ A soft glow breaks through the clouds, carrying the shape of our endings.
December 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
"Cloudy With a Chance of Mortality" ~ A soft glow breaks through the clouds, carrying the shape of our endings.
“Pyramid Scheme” ~ Because every great civilization needs a little outside funding. 💰🛸
December 5, 2025 at 2:55 PM
“Pyramid Scheme” ~ Because every great civilization needs a little outside funding. 💰🛸
“Illuminaughty” ~ When the halo’s crooked but the vision’s clear. 👁️
December 3, 2025 at 8:09 PM
“Illuminaughty” ~ When the halo’s crooked but the vision’s clear. 👁️
"Sainthood for Beginners" ~ We worship what we’re told to want. 😇
December 2, 2025 at 3:42 PM
"Sainthood for Beginners" ~ We worship what we’re told to want. 😇
“Anxiety: The Early Years” ~ The first installment in a lifelong series.
December 1, 2025 at 2:18 PM
“Anxiety: The Early Years” ~ The first installment in a lifelong series.