Brett in Effect
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I can armpit fart a palmful of jelly onto a slice of toast from nine feet away
In Japan when you hit the Door Close button in an elevator, the doors immediately close. If American elevators worked like that there would never be more than one person in them at a time
July 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
In Japan when you hit the Door Close button in an elevator, the doors immediately close. If American elevators worked like that there would never be more than one person in them at a time
There are simply not enough ninja movies
July 19, 2025 at 3:54 PM
There are simply not enough ninja movies
My greatest triumph over ADHD was once my wife asked me, What was I just talking about? and I KNEW
July 18, 2025 at 8:52 PM
My greatest triumph over ADHD was once my wife asked me, What was I just talking about? and I KNEW
How am I this old and haven't yet heard all the last names yet? Is there like infinite last names?
July 18, 2025 at 8:01 PM
How am I this old and haven't yet heard all the last names yet? Is there like infinite last names?
There should be ADHD fitness hyperfocus plans at gyms and such that charge you a fair price only for as long as you show up with no commitment and no cancellation necessary. Forcing an ADHDer to sign and pay for a self care contract is literally predatory
July 2, 2025 at 3:46 PM
There should be ADHD fitness hyperfocus plans at gyms and such that charge you a fair price only for as long as you show up with no commitment and no cancellation necessary. Forcing an ADHDer to sign and pay for a self care contract is literally predatory
My neighbor's dog has bit two people. IT'S A GOLDEN RETRIEVER. EVEN THE GOLDENS HAVE TURNED ON US
May 31, 2025 at 10:13 PM
My neighbor's dog has bit two people. IT'S A GOLDEN RETRIEVER. EVEN THE GOLDENS HAVE TURNED ON US
In the PS2 game Dark Angel: Vampire Apocalypse, the main town would regularly get besieged by enemies. So all the junk loot you sold there--crappy weapons and armor--the townsfolk would equip to help fight back. The better crap you sold, the better they could defend themselves. Very cool mechanic
May 31, 2025 at 8:42 PM
In the PS2 game Dark Angel: Vampire Apocalypse, the main town would regularly get besieged by enemies. So all the junk loot you sold there--crappy weapons and armor--the townsfolk would equip to help fight back. The better crap you sold, the better they could defend themselves. Very cool mechanic
Star Wars Episode X, XI, XII, the First Order puts the power to destroy a planet on increasingly smaller devices until you could wipe out Batuu with a key fob
May 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Star Wars Episode X, XI, XII, the First Order puts the power to destroy a planet on increasingly smaller devices until you could wipe out Batuu with a key fob
ADHD friends out there, I'm looking for a pin or something that I can wear to tell NT's that my bandwidth is exceeded and I need to be left alone for a few minutes. Does something like this exist? Do you know where I can find one? Maybe you know an alternate solution?
May 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
ADHD friends out there, I'm looking for a pin or something that I can wear to tell NT's that my bandwidth is exceeded and I need to be left alone for a few minutes. Does something like this exist? Do you know where I can find one? Maybe you know an alternate solution?
I accidentally dried my bed linens without dryer sheets and pulling them out was like surviving a Cat 5 electrical storm
May 25, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I accidentally dried my bed linens without dryer sheets and pulling them out was like surviving a Cat 5 electrical storm
Do you actually NEED 101 dalmatians to make a coat? jfc what size would it be
May 23, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Do you actually NEED 101 dalmatians to make a coat? jfc what size would it be
I have friends everywhere
May 19, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I have friends everywhere
Sex with a zombie is both necrophilia and rape but is somehow still legal in all 50 states
May 17, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Sex with a zombie is both necrophilia and rape but is somehow still legal in all 50 states
Handwashing pans just sucks the dopamine right out of my brain
May 15, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Handwashing pans just sucks the dopamine right out of my brain
The car from Duster is cool as shit. Here's some other cool TV cars: The Grand Torino from Starsky & Hutch, KITT, the '65 Stingray from Stingray, the Cuda from Nash Bridges, the Volvo P1800 from The Saint, the 308GTS from Magnum PI and probably about 20 more
May 15, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The car from Duster is cool as shit. Here's some other cool TV cars: The Grand Torino from Starsky & Hutch, KITT, the '65 Stingray from Stingray, the Cuda from Nash Bridges, the Volvo P1800 from The Saint, the 308GTS from Magnum PI and probably about 20 more
I'm three episodes into the wonderful Forever on Netflix and just want to say Justin is a solid and respectful portrayal of someone struggling with ADHD
May 13, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I'm three episodes into the wonderful Forever on Netflix and just want to say Justin is a solid and respectful portrayal of someone struggling with ADHD
There's this movie, The Arrival w/Charlie Sheen. In it terrible creatures that live amongst us are terraforming the world, making it into something as terrible as they are which will ultimately destroy anything that's not them. Not sure what made me think of it. Hmm. Anyhow, good movie. Underrated.
May 12, 2025 at 8:38 PM
There's this movie, The Arrival w/Charlie Sheen. In it terrible creatures that live amongst us are terraforming the world, making it into something as terrible as they are which will ultimately destroy anything that's not them. Not sure what made me think of it. Hmm. Anyhow, good movie. Underrated.
Do Asian people walk into a Cracker Barrel and say, oh everyone here is white, the food must be really authentic
May 11, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Do Asian people walk into a Cracker Barrel and say, oh everyone here is white, the food must be really authentic
I think I'm ready to sell my classic video game collection but I cannot imagine putting each of these hundreds of games on eBay and dealing with shipping them all and stuff. Like jeez fine I'll just keep them
May 6, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I think I'm ready to sell my classic video game collection but I cannot imagine putting each of these hundreds of games on eBay and dealing with shipping them all and stuff. Like jeez fine I'll just keep them
Bella Ramsey was amazing in that one scene and yet somehow Isabella Merced stole it with nothing but her eyes
May 6, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Bella Ramsey was amazing in that one scene and yet somehow Isabella Merced stole it with nothing but her eyes
Star Wars Tales of the Underworld! Here's a couple stories about characters you're mad that we killed off! See, it's like they never died! We cool now?
May 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Star Wars Tales of the Underworld! Here's a couple stories about characters you're mad that we killed off! See, it's like they never died! We cool now?
Only two Sith there are, no more no less but lord they'll give anyone a red lightsaber
May 4, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Only two Sith there are, no more no less but lord they'll give anyone a red lightsaber
Watching Tales of the Underworld for Star Wars day and let's just say it, Purple Pippi Longstocking needs her own trilogy
May 4, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Watching Tales of the Underworld for Star Wars day and let's just say it, Purple Pippi Longstocking needs her own trilogy
Could Luke Skywalker beat Paul Atreides in a dirt bike race across the dunes of Tunisia?
May 4, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Could Luke Skywalker beat Paul Atreides in a dirt bike race across the dunes of Tunisia?