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Brett
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Here for: reality tv (mostly bravo), politics, pop culture, taylor swift, disney parks 🦋✨

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Amand’s money queen business is just Teddi Mellencamp’s All In in a financial font. An MLM that is total bullshit and won’t at all help you achieve your goals. #RHOBH
December 19, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Keiarna is not fun. Potomac. Should. Be. Fun. #RHOP
December 15, 2025 at 4:45 PM
This episode turned (in a good way) at the naked drawing party & now I’m very here for a season of #RHOBH completely centered around divorce. From Rachel, to Dorit, to Kyle, to Sutton’s ongoing divorce PTSD, to Erika’s situation with tom—it’s women in transition with men, and that’s fascinating!
December 12, 2025 at 3:00 PM
In honor of the Bronwyn/todd break up announcement, let’s reminisce about housewives who left their husband after their second season. I’ll got first! Taylor Armstrong.
a woman in a black dress is standing in a living room with her arms outstretched and says `` enough '' .
ALT: a woman in a black dress is standing in a living room with her arms outstretched and says `` enough '' .
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December 12, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Craig is screaming in projection. #SouthernCharm
December 11, 2025 at 1:39 PM
This dinner fight about which luxury items the women owned and when is such a funny side quest that is absolutely worth the random 10 minutes it’s getting outside of the other plot lines. #RHOSLC
December 10, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I wore Stacey’s dress to Cowboy Carter. #RHOP #Beyonce
December 8, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Salt Lake is the #1 franchise with absolutely no ability to put together cohesive reunion looks. It’s so consistently bad it adds to their charm. #RHOSLC
December 8, 2025 at 1:43 PM
The Beverly Hills ladies are more forthcoming on the after show than in the episodes. We have 35 minutes of them just being straightforward and honest. They only speak candidly onset in groups of 2? #RHOBH
December 8, 2025 at 1:41 PM
The Beverly Hills ladies have the best stuff and clothing, but otherwise this is boring. And aren’t we over rich people porn in almost 2026 when we’re about to have a trillionaire while many people can’t afford food? We need more than this. #RHOBH
December 5, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Demi and Bret both say the nastiest meanest insult they can think of immediately when triggered, and they never genuinely apologize when tensions come down. It’s a crazy cycle. #SLOMW
December 4, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I’d love an academic study on the manipulation of therapy speak in reality television. Demi sobbing while alluding to repressed memory and hugging her inner child while again centering herself as a victim DURING MIKAYLA’S STORY. #SLOMW #SLOMWReunion
December 4, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Explain this to the founding fathers. #RHOSLC
December 3, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Dr Eugene is a top 3 man on Bravo 🥰🥰 I love the Harrises #Married2Med
December 2, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Wondering if the manosphere contributed to Paige and Craig’s breakup? #SummerHouse #SouthernCharm
December 2, 2025 at 1:07 AM
This editing of Wendy’s house remodel and family spending is brutalllllll #RHOP
December 1, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Why wasn’t #RHOP on peacock this morning?? 😭
November 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Why are we pretending ex winter house cast member Luke could even potentially buy a $16.5 million house? #SellingtheOC
November 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
South Park working on Wednesday’s episode in which Trump cheats on Satan with Mamdani.
November 22, 2025 at 1:03 PM
They cannot make me care about Tyler and Alex Hall. I do not understand all this around what we now know was the side piece to his side piece. #SellingtheOC
November 22, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Bravo beeped the word, but Peacock spelled it out in the captioning. Can you not say pedophilia? Are we trying to deny its existence? #RHOC
November 21, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Selling the OC is so boring and manufactured.
November 20, 2025 at 9:18 PM
The Morning Show intro is one of my least favorite of all time. I hate those shapes.
November 19, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Quick—someone start a church & ask Lisa Barlow to donate Vida tequila. #RHOSLC
November 19, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Anyone else curious what the succession plan is for the church after Mary? Does that person also have to marry Robert Sr? #RHOSLC
November 19, 2025 at 12:56 PM