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Brett Burton
@brettburton1.bsky.social
Average millennial dad
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Joining the trend. It’s officially over.
Trump pardons the Chrisley’s who were in trouble for bank fraud and tax evasion while at the same time deporting people without due process for “being criminals who don’t pay taxes”
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May 28, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Titans should say fuck it and draft Cam Ward and Shedeur Sanders
April 25, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Haven’t been here in a coupla months. Has this place overtaken the other one in users or porn yet?
April 19, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Mavs need to sign Mac McClung since we have nothing else to cheer for. There’s a Luka Dunkic nickname in there somewhere.

Fuck Nico
February 16, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Nothing to do at work but we have to stay here in case something comes up 🙄

Ps: Fuck Nico Harrison
February 7, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Good morning to everyone except Nico Harrison. Fuck him.
February 5, 2025 at 1:49 PM
In case it hasn’t been said today Fuck Nico Harrison
February 4, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Fuck Nico Harrison
February 2, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I need David Stern to pull and Undertaker and veto this Luka Doncic trade asap
February 2, 2025 at 6:33 AM
@mcuban.bsky.social wake up and tell us what happened. You gotta know something. I’m sick
February 2, 2025 at 6:28 AM
@patmcafeeshow.bsky.social you gotta get the little ladder as the guest seat in the studio.
February 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Old vs new Mortal Kombat Kung Lao designs
January 21, 2025 at 2:15 PM
They call 50’s a midlife crisis but if the avg lifespan is 70 something then all of us 30’s are in our midlife crisis era
January 10, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Going through #skeetsafterdark like it’s the morning paper
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January 10, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Dirk Nowitzki and Taylor Rooks are the Prime Video NBA analysts. My favorite player and my number one would if I could on the same panel 🙌🏼
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January 10, 2025 at 9:51 AM
I’ve just been self diagnosed with man flu. It’s the worst illness there is. I know women don’t understand but keep me in your prayers.
January 2, 2025 at 11:15 AM
I’d almost rather have no extended breaks from work so I can stay consistently miserable. The highs of being off and the lows of going back is too much.
December 30, 2024 at 1:36 AM
I will walk through hell or high water to return my cart.
December 27, 2024 at 12:17 AM
Since I’ve been off Twitter I’ve been on Reddit more and good lord that’s a wild place.

And I love it
December 23, 2024 at 9:01 PM
Imma be keeping receipts on anyone that says “New Year New Me.” If you’re the same at the end of the year I will shame you.
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December 20, 2024 at 9:59 PM
The most important advice I ever give new parents is to put your kids in their own room. You must maintain an intimate space for you and your partner. It’s so critical.
December 20, 2024 at 12:00 AM
My daughter is going to stay at my brothers for the weekend. It’ll be mine and my wife’s first weekend alone in 5 years. Much needed 🙌🏼
December 19, 2024 at 11:50 PM
Maybe I’m not the one that should be asking but am I witnessing an identity crisis in real time?
December 17, 2024 at 11:58 PM
My brother and I are both off work all next week and our wives are only off two days. Although we are heartbroken for them there’s nothing we can do about it.
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December 17, 2024 at 12:00 AM
I realize it’s a basic human function but this girl that sits at the desk next to me blows her nose nonstop and it’s driving me crazy.
December 16, 2024 at 2:24 PM