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Brent Ozar
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I make databases go faster. I love teaching, travel, laughing, and collecting vintage sports cars. Las Vegas. He/him, pan.
Looks neat, but I haven't tested it. SSMS EnvTabs, open source SSMS v22 extension that lets you color tabs more easily: github.com/Blake-goofy/...
GitHub - Blake-goofy/SSMS-EnvTabs: SSMS extension - Color and name tabs by environment
SSMS extension - Color and name tabs by environment - Blake-goofy/SSMS-EnvTabs
github.com
February 10, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Building My Dev/Prod Demon Hunters Session, Part 1: The Strategy

For SQLBits this year, I wanted to submit a performance tuning session about one of the most classic, timeless problems I run into: why is the same query fast in development but slow in production? All of my regular readers - if…
Building My Dev/Prod Demon Hunters Session, Part 1: The Strategy
For SQLBits this year, I wanted to submit a performance tuning session about one of the most classic, timeless problems I run into: why is the same query fast in development but slow in production? All of my regular readers - if there is such a thing - are now yelling out, "Parameter sniffing!" And yes, that's the most common cause, by far!
www.brentozar.com
February 10, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Reading: Bad News, DBAs, We Are All Developers Now kendralittle.com/2026/02/09/b... Good summary of where the DBA role is heading in the long term.
Bad News, DBAs, We Are All Developers Now
Tech roles are changing rapidly due to AI coding advances. You shouldn’t be using AI to write production SQL code without incredibly heavy review and revisions, but you should be using it to…
kendralittle.com
February 10, 2026 at 1:05 PM
if you ever feel like you're not doing a good job, just remember that someone at Microsoft got paid to target me for this email
February 9, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Reading: SQL Server 2016 Ends in July. Here's What Will Break. www.sqlfingers.com/2026/02/sql-... Touches on linked servers, replication, full text search problems, and more.
SQL Server 2016 Ends in July. Here's What Will Break.
SQL Server 2016 goes end of life on July 14, 2026. That's five months from now. If you're still running 2016 in production, you're not a...
www.sqlfingers.com
February 6, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Right now, it feels like tech is in a time of giant upheaval and unpredictable transitions. It's like the 1970s, when car companies were trying to figure out how to conserve gasoline, and they did crazy stuff like build a coal-powered car engine: www.theautopian.com/the-1970s-oi...
The 1970s Oil Crisis Was So Bad That General Motors Made An Oldsmobile Run On A Coal-Burning Turbine - The Autopian
The 1970s oil crisis changed cars forever. Gas shortages were so big that General Motors developed a car that used a turbine that burned coal
www.theautopian.com
February 6, 2026 at 1:05 PM
[Video] Office Hours Aboard the Groove Cruise

On the world's largest floating electronic dance music festival, I took your top-voted database questions from Here's what we covered: 00:00 Start 01:54 Frost: What is your opinion on Group Managed Service Accounts? 04:09 Elwood: What AI tool or skills…
[Video] Office Hours Aboard the Groove Cruise
On the world's largest floating electronic dance music festival, I took your top-voted database questions from Here's what we covered: 00:00 Start 01:54 Frost: What is your opinion on Group Managed Service Accounts? 04:09 Elwood: What AI tool or skills do you recommend learning for DBAs to stay relevant? 07:59 GSurgeon: What are the telltale signs that a database has flaws?
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February 5, 2026 at 1:17 PM
In which Louis Davidson tries to battle the never-ending cesspool of AI slop by explaining why SELECT * isn't really all that bad in most cases: drsql.link/2026/02/02/t...
This post is not only about SELECT *
I was about to walk out the door to take a flight, when my phone rang. Our major software system we had just released last week was returning weird data. FirstName and LastName was being reversed. …
drsql.link
February 5, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Andy suggests that the accidental DBA is dead: andybrownsword.co.uk/2026/02/03/i... In my experience, it's the exact opposite: more people than ever are being tasked with using AI to extend their skills beyond their comfort zone.
Is the Accidental DBA Dead?
For many over the years, they didn’t choose their role. The Accidental DBA was a recognised path into the profession. With platforms and skills changing, I thought it worth asking – are…
andybrownsword.co.uk
February 4, 2026 at 6:06 PM
I Just Don’t Understand Why You Don’t Update SSMS.

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, SQL Server Management Studio was included as part of the SQL Server installer. Back then, upgrading SSMS was not only a technical problem, but a political one too. Organizations would say things like,…
I Just Don’t Understand Why You Don’t Update SSMS.
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, SQL Server Management Studio was included as part of the SQL Server installer. Back then, upgrading SSMS was not only a technical problem, but a political one too. Organizations would say things like, "Sorry, we haven't certified that cool new SQL Server 1982 here yet, so you can't have access to the installer." Developers and DBAs were forced to run SSMS from whatever ancient legacy version of SQL Server that their company had certified.
www.brentozar.com
February 4, 2026 at 1:16 PM
you can hear this meme out loud
February 4, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Short Blog: I'm In Love with the Huawei Mate XTs Folding Phone. ozar.me/2026/02/im-i... Love love love this.
I’m In Love with the Huawei Mate XTs Folding Phone.
In China, we picked one of these up: Some people call it a tri-fold, which isn’t right – it’s only got two folds in it. When it’s folded up like a Z, you have a reasonably s…
ozar.me
February 3, 2026 at 6:05 PM
I’m In Love with the Huawei Mate XTs Folding Phone.

In China, we picked one of these up: Some people call it a tri-fold, which isn't right - it's only got two folds in it. When it's folded up like a Z, you have a reasonably sized phone: It's thick, but not unreasonably thick. It still fits easily…
I’m In Love with the Huawei Mate XTs Folding Phone.
In China, we picked one of these up: Some people call it a tri-fold, which isn't right - it's only got two folds in it. When it's folded up like a Z, you have a reasonably sized phone: It's thick, but not unreasonably thick. It still fits easily in a pocket, and it's about the same thickness as the single-fold Samsung Galaxy phones I've handled, or as thick as two iPhones on top of each other.
ozar.me
February 3, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Your most-clicked-on link from this week's newsletter: Introducing sp_CheckAG by Straight Path: straightpathsql.com/archives/202... Wanna get my favorite Microsoft database links each week? Subscribe free: www.brentozar.com/subscribe/
Introducing sp_CheckAG: Check Your SQL Server Availability Groups for Availability Issues
SQL Server Availability Groups can be a great feature to help support your High Availability needs, but what happens when they fail to work as expected? Do you have an expiring certificate on used by…
straightpathsql.com
February 3, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Who’s Hiring Database People? February 2026 Edition

Is your company hiring for a database position as of February 2026? Do you wanna work with the kinds of people who read this blog? Let's make a love connection. If your company is hiring, leave a comment. The rules: Your comment must include the…
Who’s Hiring Database People? February 2026 Edition
Is your company hiring for a database position as of February 2026? Do you wanna work with the kinds of people who read this blog? Let's make a love connection. If your company is hiring, leave a comment. The rules: Your comment must include the job title, and either a link to the full job description, or the text of it.
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February 3, 2026 at 1:16 PM
While the rest of you were "working", for whatever that's worth, someone did the thing we all really needed and wrote FlappyBird in T-SQL: github.com/Best2Two/SQL...
GitHub - Best2Two/SQL-FlappyBird: A Flappy Bird game implemented entirely in SQL Server
A Flappy Bird game implemented entirely in SQL Server - Best2Two/SQL-FlappyBird
github.com
February 3, 2026 at 1:05 PM
me trying to blend in with my peers
February 2, 2026 at 1:05 PM
I’m Coming to #SQLBits! Here are My Sessions.

The annual SQLBits conference is April 22-25, and they just announced the session and speaker lineup. This year's theme is Cartoon - something I love deeply to begin with - and I decided to lean into that theme, big time. Here are my sessions: Training…
I’m Coming to #SQLBits! Here are My Sessions.
The annual SQLBits conference is April 22-25, and they just announced the session and speaker lineup. This year's theme is Cartoon - something I love deeply to begin with - and I decided to lean into that theme, big time. Here are my sessions: Training Day: Dev-Prod Demon Hunters: Finding the Real Cause of Production Slowness - I work with a lot of development teams who really struggle with queries that work just fine in development, but then fall apart in production scenarios.
www.brentozar.com
January 30, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Reading: per capita home ownership rates for Gen Z & Millennials lagging way behind older generations at their same ages. Not a surprise, but the visualization is sharp: homeeconomics.substack.com/p/homeowners...
Homeownership Looks Worse When You Measure it Properly
Millennials and Gen Zs lag far behind prior generations
homeeconomics.substack.com
January 30, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Reading: LinkedIn integrating with vibe coding providers so they can post assessments of your vibe coding skills on your LinkedIn profile: www.engadget.com/ai/linkedin-... Odd that they didn't do a Github version of this first.
LinkedIn will let you show off your vibe coding expertise
LinkedIn is leaning into the rise of vibe coding by allowing users to show off their proficiency with various AI coding tools directly on their profiles.
www.engadget.com
January 29, 2026 at 6:05 PM
[Video] Home Office Hours, Under Construction Edition

While in the midst of moving my home office into a new room in the house, I stopped to take your top-voted questions from About 18.5 minutes into the recording, my camera overheated because I hadn't set up the fan on it yet, hahaha. Here's what…
[Video] Home Office Hours, Under Construction Edition
While in the midst of moving my home office into a new room in the house, I stopped to take your top-voted questions from About 18.5 minutes into the recording, my camera overheated because I hadn't set up the fan on it yet, hahaha. Here's what we covered: 00:00 Start 02:28 Born to be glowin: Have you ever added a feature to first responder kit that you had hesitation or regrets on?
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January 29, 2026 at 1:15 PM
If you're into electronic dance music, I highly recommend Groove Cruise: www.groovecruise.com/miami27 It was utterly spectacular, and just booked my cabin for next year along with a dozen friends.
Groove Cruise | 2027
$99 deposits! Prices go up Feb 6th
www.groovecruise.com
January 29, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Reading: Azure pricing is in USD, which has challenging implications for other countries when exchange rates fluctuate: thelonedba.wordpress.com/2026/01/27/a...
Azure Pricing in Interesting Times
We are currently living in “Interesting Times”. While this may be good news for journalists and the 24×7 rolling news cycle, it’s not necessarily good news for those of us wh…
thelonedba.wordpress.com
January 28, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Automatic Stats Updates Don’t Always Invalidate Cached Plans

Normally, when SQL Server updates statistics on an object, it invalidates the cached plans that rely on that statistic as well. That's why you'll see recompiles happen after stats updates: SQL Server knows the stats have changed, so it's…
Automatic Stats Updates Don’t Always Invalidate Cached Plans
Normally, when SQL Server updates statistics on an object, it invalidates the cached plans that rely on that statistic as well. That's why you'll see recompiles happen after stats updates: SQL Server knows the stats have changed, so it's a good time to build new execution plans based on the changes in the data. However, updates to system-created stats don't necessarily cause plan recompiles.
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January 28, 2026 at 1:16 PM