I don’t appreciate a song starting with the insinuation that I know all the underground reindeer but not the most famous one of all time like I’m some kind of hoofed animal hipster

I don't know who needs to hear this, but you don't need to justify your reading preferences and choices to anyone. Audiobooks count as reading. Also, you don't have to finish books you don't enjoy. Don't read to impress, read for yourself. Life's too short, love yourself, ok?

Signed, a librarian.

Been thinking a lot lately about that episode of Parks and Rec where Leslie and Tom have to rebrand fluoride in the water as TDazzle in order to get the public to support it.

The usual suspects are out there yelling "There are 23 million government workers! Fire most of them!" No awareness that most work for local governments, and most of *them* are schoolteachers. Federal employment hasn't grown since the 1950s

Too many people haven’t touched a book since they graduated high school and it shows.

cassandra x mad woman x idsb…… this is female rage the musical (surprise song edition)

honestly “what a shame she went mad, do you believe me now…they said i did something bad!” has to be an all time top surprise song moment

HEY CHECKING IN IS EVERYONE OK? PLEASE LEAVE A ✅ I NEED TO KNOW THAT YOU'RE ALL OK AFTER CASSANDRA!