Brendan
@brenmrob.bsky.social
Out of context quotes from things
Life that has trombones
December 4, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Life that has trombones
You will come to my house and I will feed you pie
November 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
You will come to my house and I will feed you pie
She's pooped on everything I love this week
October 10, 2025 at 10:08 PM
She's pooped on everything I love this week
The tone could not be less "goatee-on-a-stick"
September 26, 2025 at 4:38 PM
The tone could not be less "goatee-on-a-stick"
How did you do? Did you poison your grandmother?
September 20, 2025 at 2:22 PM
How did you do? Did you poison your grandmother?
My manbag origin story
August 8, 2025 at 9:31 PM
My manbag origin story
I apologize to Ancient Greece
August 8, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I apologize to Ancient Greece
The platonic ideal of camel
August 8, 2025 at 4:24 AM
The platonic ideal of camel
There's no reason to involve the wolves.
August 1, 2025 at 1:15 AM
There's no reason to involve the wolves.
Tragic bear high fives
July 27, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Tragic bear high fives
The Wonderwall of banjo
July 23, 2025 at 1:41 AM
The Wonderwall of banjo
Our jam reactions are quite good.
July 17, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Our jam reactions are quite good.
Seduced by the power of thumbs
July 17, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Seduced by the power of thumbs
Fuck you and your not-having-a-sandwich ways
July 12, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Fuck you and your not-having-a-sandwich ways
Have you thought about being jittery and pooping?
July 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Have you thought about being jittery and pooping?
I do think all robots are gay
July 4, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I do think all robots are gay
But it's a clever stick!
July 1, 2025 at 12:12 AM
But it's a clever stick!
I'm a little confused about centaur anatomy at this point.
June 29, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I'm a little confused about centaur anatomy at this point.
You're supposed to tell us if you're cursed
June 19, 2025 at 3:38 AM
You're supposed to tell us if you're cursed
Half kilo of googly eyes
June 19, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Half kilo of googly eyes
Steadily depleting trombone
June 18, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Steadily depleting trombone