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every minnesotan better listen to my song or yall are fake
September 1, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I am releasing a song soon
September 1, 2025 at 2:03 AM
give me a night alone with ne lowry and i could fix her
July 22, 2025 at 3:27 AM
i wish i could find people
July 22, 2025 at 3:07 AM
when i go to the roseville starbucks next to the chipotle they are my best friends i am so sorry i keep ordering the lavender matcha please god forgive me
July 22, 2025 at 2:50 AM
auditioning for the mafia one kiss at a time
May 3, 2025 at 4:13 AM
premarshall sex sex before dating someone named
May 3, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I play balatro and kiss men
February 10, 2025 at 11:07 PM
woof woof bark bark
February 10, 2025 at 11:06 PM
my max throw ups in one day is capped at 56 for now
January 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
in case I get stuck in the elevator here are my last moments
January 14, 2025 at 8:10 PM
my ex came over the other night and i made him play balatro and then we made out and he drove me to work the next day. also he made me look deep into myself and realize my own shortcomings that are holding me back from experiencing joy in this lifetime. but he liked balatro!
January 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
im forcing myself to be uncomfortable and do what I want (make music and actually make music)
January 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
working in downtown minneapolis means every 15 minutes a higher power tasks a random person with the quest to try and fuck you
January 14, 2025 at 7:44 PM
wasted [5545 157th St W, Apple Valley, MN 55124]
January 11, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I love samia
December 22, 2024 at 2:56 AM
PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE stop ordering the pecan oay latte from Starbucks! I don't like writing PCOL! I just don't like it :)
December 5, 2024 at 3:00 AM
FIRST OF ALL 👨‍🍳 I am a chef!
December 5, 2024 at 2:58 AM
tmobile calling me at 8pm at night on a WEDNESDAY. is the equivalent of a man walking up to me and BEGGING me to take a photo of him shirtless and flexing in front of the Chicago bean.
December 5, 2024 at 2:55 AM
I like my own substance
November 22, 2024 at 5:29 AM
I play Mario party and I win every time except when I play against seaver then seaver wins every time unless I play against Mario cpu then Mario cpu almost wins but then I still win every time
November 22, 2024 at 5:28 AM
:3c
November 14, 2024 at 10:02 PM