Brendan Kelly
@brendankellol.bsky.social
comedian writer caveman assistant pig keeper
the make aotearoa healthy again movement is going to stumble at the first step as we are already obsessed with milk and always have been
January 23, 2026 at 10:37 PM
the make aotearoa healthy again movement is going to stumble at the first step as we are already obsessed with milk and always have been
For sale: baby shoes, never worn pales in comparison to Leader, Young New Zealand First
January 23, 2026 at 10:37 PM
For sale: baby shoes, never worn pales in comparison to Leader, Young New Zealand First
gotta give credit to chris luxon for not joining the trump board of peace when every atom of his being cries out for an available board position
January 22, 2026 at 8:36 PM
gotta give credit to chris luxon for not joining the trump board of peace when every atom of his being cries out for an available board position
the way some of you post about jacinda ardern makes it sound like she died before she had the opportunity to do anything lol
January 22, 2026 at 5:58 PM
the way some of you post about jacinda ardern makes it sound like she died before she had the opportunity to do anything lol
people complain that chris luxon is only capable of management speak but unfortunately the other chris is the same but in a more annoying voice
January 21, 2026 at 10:18 PM
people complain that chris luxon is only capable of management speak but unfortunately the other chris is the same but in a more annoying voice
oh my god he looks terrible somebody feed this sickly victorian child
January 21, 2026 at 9:23 PM
oh my god he looks terrible somebody feed this sickly victorian child
im sorry to report this guy is still a fuckin goober
January 21, 2026 at 1:39 AM
im sorry to report this guy is still a fuckin goober
you live in the fuckin middle of the largest city in the country
January 20, 2026 at 11:36 PM
you live in the fuckin middle of the largest city in the country
sounds familiar 🤔
January 20, 2026 at 9:18 PM
sounds familiar 🤔
new zealand doesnt have the words to handle a trump government like cunt or ball bag
January 19, 2026 at 10:57 PM
new zealand doesnt have the words to handle a trump government like cunt or ball bag
winston peters has spent his entire twelve decade political career saying wild and irreverent shit and now he is presented with an actual foreign policy challenge he is just like ah well um we will let the big boys decide for themselves :3
January 19, 2026 at 9:36 PM
winston peters has spent his entire twelve decade political career saying wild and irreverent shit and now he is presented with an actual foreign policy challenge he is just like ah well um we will let the big boys decide for themselves :3
neither of the major chrises will actually take a stance against the usa because they are both weak and money talks
January 19, 2026 at 9:18 PM
neither of the major chrises will actually take a stance against the usa because they are both weak and money talks
rnz financial advice column
January 19, 2026 at 8:26 PM
rnz financial advice column
the americans are bluffing they cant survive without biscoff
January 19, 2026 at 8:03 PM
the americans are bluffing they cant survive without biscoff
politics is being a guy with multiple houses and millions of dollars and saying ‘times are tough’ with a straight face
January 19, 2026 at 6:23 PM
politics is being a guy with multiple houses and millions of dollars and saying ‘times are tough’ with a straight face
when your boss calls to tell you to shut the fuck up about housing and toe the line
January 18, 2026 at 9:18 PM
when your boss calls to tell you to shut the fuck up about housing and toe the line
landlords love to talk about how they have to pay rates like renters arent the ones paying their rates
January 17, 2026 at 8:17 PM
landlords love to talk about how they have to pay rates like renters arent the ones paying their rates
does anyone know if we have locked down a free trade deal with india yet
January 15, 2026 at 6:53 AM
does anyone know if we have locked down a free trade deal with india yet
this is genuinely exactly how boomer homeowners talk to renters lol
January 15, 2026 at 4:47 AM
this is genuinely exactly how boomer homeowners talk to renters lol
buying out the entire stock of eb games funko pops just to feel something
January 15, 2026 at 4:07 AM
buying out the entire stock of eb games funko pops just to feel something
very quiet here the owner should descend into a k hole to liven things up
January 15, 2026 at 2:55 AM
very quiet here the owner should descend into a k hole to liven things up
developing a very expensive ai tool to coach the all blacks
January 15, 2026 at 2:01 AM
developing a very expensive ai tool to coach the all blacks
i think about this thing all the time
January 14, 2026 at 7:48 PM
i think about this thing all the time