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Brett 🎃😈👻
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Happy Whorlidays, see you at Eagle later celebrating the way George Michael would’ve wanted
Any other anxiety ridden, beta blocker taking, lifters on here wanna let me know if creatine will knock me dead??? Genuinely need to know lol
April 15, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Kylie Minogue Friday into Three Penny Opera at BAM Saturday is a wild combo. Weekend of Arts and Culture ™️
April 4, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Rlllllyyyyy gooning for this lentil soup I made tonight 🫰🏼
April 3, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Subby af bc a large portion of my job since I was like 24 is bossing around men twice my age lol
April 1, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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March 28, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Begging native to stop making shit that smells like donuts???? Please I just want a nice body wash that’s like idk bergamot or something not krispy kreme????
March 28, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Sooooo much I wish I could say about this season of project runway but I literally Cannot
March 26, 2025 at 4:16 PM
This week is just gonna feel like 10,000 yrs no matter what huh
March 26, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Top 10 most miserable day awards, do notttttt know how Im gonna get through to 10:30PM tonight
March 24, 2025 at 2:27 PM
@qhristalmighty.bsky.social and I going to animal at 2pm on a sunday
March 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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in retrospect it's kind of funny that sci fi was like "imagine a world where robots gain sentience, but humanity refuses to grant them personhood" but in reality every loser techbro loser thinks chatgpt deserves more rights than like, actual people
March 18, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Fellas, is it gay to feel real dumb and bad and pathetic?
March 20, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Once a gay guy confirms you are also gay they willlll be showing you pictures of the “hand towels” in their bear themed bathroom that are actually american apparel briefs. Loveeee community
March 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Every morning I come in, open my laptop, and have a spooky little pop up from vectorworks that’s like “3507 minutes have passed since you backed up this file”. Yeah, I know it’s been like 2 days you don’t have to say it so scary though
March 14, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Really need SNAPCHAT to stop EMAILING me when someone I haven’t spoken to since high school adds something to their story (I do not use it I just refuse to delete)
March 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Step out of my apartment and someone is BLASTING my immortal in their car outside…that bad huh?
March 10, 2025 at 11:00 AM
But we do have new sink now!
March 8, 2025 at 9:42 PM
@qhristalmighty.bsky.social is getting in drag downstairs and I am…..plumbing
March 8, 2025 at 9:34 PM
“Tap to imagine with AI” absolutely fuckin not wtf are we doing yall…
March 4, 2025 at 5:20 AM
The beeping has increased frequency UUGGHHHHHHH let me be COMFY
March 4, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Showered, changed the bed to gorgeous, crisp, clean, fresh linen sheets, got in bed ready to GO and now one of our fire alarms has a low battery and is beeping occasionally. If this shit keeps me up tonight I swear to GOD
March 4, 2025 at 4:28 AM
The most bearface you’ll ever get from me, I promise
March 4, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Soooo sorry but I’m not fucking anyone who lives in Secaucus lmao
February 28, 2025 at 4:23 PM
The betrayal I feel when a Hot Pocket ™️ is, in fact, extremely hot should be studied
February 28, 2025 at 5:46 AM