Brett
@bre3zy.bsky.social
28 | 🏳️🌈 Bi-Queer | He/They |👬 Gay Married | 📍Massachusetts | NSFW
On my healing journey 🧘🏻♂️ probably sitting outside
On my healing journey 🧘🏻♂️ probably sitting outside
How do I tell advertisers that I’m not fat and don’t want GLP-1 or any other weight loss shot?!?!?!
December 20, 2025 at 3:41 PM
How do I tell advertisers that I’m not fat and don’t want GLP-1 or any other weight loss shot?!?!?!
She is a bird legged hoe
December 18, 2025 at 5:29 PM
She is a bird legged hoe
Anyone else flocking outside to bask in the sun while we have her? 🌞
December 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Anyone else flocking outside to bask in the sun while we have her? 🌞
What it feels like to walk home from McDonalds
December 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM
What it feels like to walk home from McDonalds
Honest review of McDonalds chicken strips: fatter chicken fries from Burger King circa 2009
December 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Honest review of McDonalds chicken strips: fatter chicken fries from Burger King circa 2009
Having a good day. Just wish I wasn’t beefing wit my chic while I’m in jail
December 18, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Having a good day. Just wish I wasn’t beefing wit my chic while I’m in jail
I want the brown butter cookies so bad. They’re taunting me.
December 17, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I want the brown butter cookies so bad. They’re taunting me.
Could really use some bush on my face right about now
December 17, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Could really use some bush on my face right about now
I’m the type to google if the marks on the train bolts are in fact torque marks…furthering my suspicion of a double use for tamper prevention
December 16, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I’m the type to google if the marks on the train bolts are in fact torque marks…furthering my suspicion of a double use for tamper prevention
My mom is insistent of getting us something for Christmas. I’m insistent she gets me a really nice toaster then 🤷🏼♂️
December 14, 2025 at 10:40 PM
My mom is insistent of getting us something for Christmas. I’m insistent she gets me a really nice toaster then 🤷🏼♂️
Who’s gonna slide me them HBO login creds so I can watch that freaking show
December 14, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Who’s gonna slide me them HBO login creds so I can watch that freaking show
My contribution to today’s snow day!
December 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
My contribution to today’s snow day!
Laughing extra hard cause I just made a post card and it’s upside down womp womp
December 12, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Laughing extra hard cause I just made a post card and it’s upside down womp womp
I love when young people learn that capitalism and billionaires are bad
December 12, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I love when young people learn that capitalism and billionaires are bad
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I love my life. @therealkingc.bsky.social @angelosinxxx.bsky.social
October 8, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I love my life. @therealkingc.bsky.social @angelosinxxx.bsky.social
I love when I click not interested on a tiktok and it doesn’t ask me why…cause even the algorithm knows that video is stupid or annoying 🤷♂️
December 4, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I love when I click not interested on a tiktok and it doesn’t ask me why…cause even the algorithm knows that video is stupid or annoying 🤷♂️
I always make things 0.5 margins cause I hate the wasted space sns
December 4, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I always make things 0.5 margins cause I hate the wasted space sns
This didn’t last long and ended with her being spun
November 30, 2025 at 2:46 PM
This didn’t last long and ended with her being spun
Wondering if I should wear my bob out to the mall
November 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Wondering if I should wear my bob out to the mall
“22 tsp hat” is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard
a man with a beard wears a cowboy hat
ALT: a man with a beard wears a cowboy hat
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November 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
“22 tsp hat” is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard
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Accidentally made a cup of sugar instead of coffee 😅
November 22, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Accidentally made a cup of sugar instead of coffee 😅
Midnight Sun on repeat to fight my depression
November 22, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Midnight Sun on repeat to fight my depression
Reading between the ellipses on google search results if gonna give me a stroke
November 21, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Reading between the ellipses on google search results if gonna give me a stroke