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“ i don't trust anyone that won't eat my spit. ”
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” me? some kind of hero or something. . . ? you've got the wrong person. ”

[ #DELTARUNERP #UTDRRP #UTRP #DTRP #MVRP ]
a pixel art of a cartoon character giving a high five
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heard a kid say girls don't fart once and i let one rip so loud the dude next to me thought something exploded
November 2, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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January 18, 2026 at 10:30 PM
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Birds are just named stuff like Hotbreasted Milf and no one does anything about it.
January 6, 2026 at 3:22 PM
oh no
January 5, 2026 at 3:38 PM
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Oh no! So many Tennas balls! Who is responsible for this madness!?
November 26, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Oh no! So many Tennas balls! Who is responsible for this madness!?
November 30, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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Oh no! So many Tennas balls! Who is responsible for this madness!?
December 6, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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Oh no! So many Tennas balls! Who is responsible for this madness!?
December 8, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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Oh no! So many Tennas balls! Who is responsible for this madness!?
December 16, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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Oh no! So many Tennas balls! Who is responsible for this madness!?
December 17, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Oh no! So many Tennas balls! Who is responsible for this madness!?
December 22, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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Oh no! So many Tennas balls! Who is responsible for this madness!?
January 3, 2026 at 2:55 PM
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Oh no! So many Tennas balls! Who is responsible for this madness!?
January 5, 2026 at 3:30 PM
] noooo fucking wayyy
December 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
] does she know? about armless susie?
fuck you dude. i have arms
December 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Susie... sometimes she isn't nice at all! She's selfish, she's rude, she's sarcastic... But... Isn't it wonderful that she's... her? Is what I... started thinking, today.
December 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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*They take a bite out of it.*

Thanks..

Wait no, that wasn't what I was going to do.
Um, this is a magical and gay stick that when I snap it in half it will kill half of all darkners. Its like.. like the thing thanos had but its a stick.

*They snap it in half.*

Regional consequences.
December 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Kris, Susie is so nice... It... makes my heart hurt.
December 23, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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- You were... trying to teach me something earlier, weren't you.

- That? Naw, you did all that yourself.

- C'mon man, you... you're the only person I've met... who teaching me made me actually feel LESS stupid.

- Geheheh, well, it helps that I'm losing my mind, don't it?
December 23, 2025 at 11:40 AM
] ?are they stupid
4. Final offer.
December 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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"KRIS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?! ATTACK THE ROARING KNIGHT!"

me:
December 19, 2025 at 5:38 AM
] i like when kris does something and then immediately explains what they're doing like they have tutorial mode built in
Seven

This is called haggling.
December 19, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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//Kris asks Ralsei to give them a mic so they can make an announcement to all of castletown.

Like every Darkner shows up to listen to the announcement and then Kris just says "There's a storm coming." And then walks off stage.
December 19, 2025 at 5:28 AM
] that man is at least 40 years old
yeah dude. dap me up
December 16, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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no thankyou. dickhead
December 16, 2025 at 12:19 AM