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I’ve never successfully hula-ed a hoop
Rang the customer service button in CVS so much over 10 minutes for toothpaste that they had to get on the loudspeaker to say to stop cuz they’ll be there shortly.
Just let me shop without a personal assistant to unlock every aisle then
Just let me shop without a personal assistant to unlock every aisle then
March 26, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Rang the customer service button in CVS so much over 10 minutes for toothpaste that they had to get on the loudspeaker to say to stop cuz they’ll be there shortly.
Just let me shop without a personal assistant to unlock every aisle then
Just let me shop without a personal assistant to unlock every aisle then
Insane Billie didn’t win Song of the year for a non-single song hit nearly 2 billion streams in under a year
February 3, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Insane Billie didn’t win Song of the year for a non-single song hit nearly 2 billion streams in under a year
Sound on for some joy on your TL
February 3, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Sound on for some joy on your TL
Finished my first housewives season (RHOSLC1) and Meredith is by far my fave
January 28, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Finished my first housewives season (RHOSLC1) and Meredith is by far my fave
‘Judgement free zone’—blah blah blah. Don’t set up a tripod at the planet fitness
January 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM
‘Judgement free zone’—blah blah blah. Don’t set up a tripod at the planet fitness
I can’t be trusted to count to 10 at the gym. I swear I counted 5 three different times in a set
January 22, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I can’t be trusted to count to 10 at the gym. I swear I counted 5 three different times in a set
This album has become my latest obsession
January 20, 2025 at 9:46 PM
This album has become my latest obsession
I love acting like I’m surprised when they ask if I wanna add two cookies to my order at BK like yeah I do want it but I don’t want them to know I was looking forward to it
January 19, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I love acting like I’m surprised when they ask if I wanna add two cookies to my order at BK like yeah I do want it but I don’t want them to know I was looking forward to it
Two of my coworkers never use the left shift key to type???
January 17, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Two of my coworkers never use the left shift key to type???
It’s gonna be tomorrow right?
Eagerly awaiting Spotify to tell me what kind of F-slur I’ve been this year
December 3, 2024 at 10:15 PM
It’s gonna be tomorrow right?
I packed my gym bag with a full change of clothes for going out after the gym after work with towel toiletries and everything
…except for actual gym clothes 🙃
…except for actual gym clothes 🙃
December 2, 2024 at 3:21 PM
I packed my gym bag with a full change of clothes for going out after the gym after work with towel toiletries and everything
…except for actual gym clothes 🙃
…except for actual gym clothes 🙃
Eagerly awaiting Spotify to tell me what kind of F-slur I’ve been this year
December 2, 2024 at 2:57 PM
Eagerly awaiting Spotify to tell me what kind of F-slur I’ve been this year
These weed gummies taste like sour patch kids and my intrusive thoughts are telling me to just down the whole container
November 27, 2024 at 12:38 AM
These weed gummies taste like sour patch kids and my intrusive thoughts are telling me to just down the whole container
Making Mac and cheese tonight, who wants to be the taste tester before Friendsgiving?
November 22, 2024 at 7:24 PM
Making Mac and cheese tonight, who wants to be the taste tester before Friendsgiving?
Boston Massachusetts, go fuck yourself.
It took me 30 minutes to make a right turn and travel 700ft
It took me 30 minutes to make a right turn and travel 700ft
November 20, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Boston Massachusetts, go fuck yourself.
It took me 30 minutes to make a right turn and travel 700ft
It took me 30 minutes to make a right turn and travel 700ft
If your Mac and cheese recipe doesn’t include a roux or uses elbow macaroni…
November 19, 2024 at 5:31 AM
If your Mac and cheese recipe doesn’t include a roux or uses elbow macaroni…
My reign is over and a new supreme rises
And Martha Stewart can kiss my shiny plastic BUTT
@alphabet-mafioso.bsky.social
And Martha Stewart can kiss my shiny plastic BUTT
@alphabet-mafioso.bsky.social
November 18, 2024 at 10:19 PM
My reign is over and a new supreme rises
And Martha Stewart can kiss my shiny plastic BUTT
@alphabet-mafioso.bsky.social
And Martha Stewart can kiss my shiny plastic BUTT
@alphabet-mafioso.bsky.social
Current fucking reigning Mx Ironsides (me) in my Tiffany drag for my step down last night
We raised over 20K for Boston Ironsides RFC!
We raised over 20K for Boston Ironsides RFC!
November 17, 2024 at 6:12 PM
Current fucking reigning Mx Ironsides (me) in my Tiffany drag for my step down last night
We raised over 20K for Boston Ironsides RFC!
We raised over 20K for Boston Ironsides RFC!
Guess what we did tonight?
*deletes all food ordering apps*
I’m gonna be a better person
*gets high later that night*
Okay but what about one more for ole times sake
I’m gonna be a better person
*gets high later that night*
Okay but what about one more for ole times sake
November 16, 2024 at 12:19 AM
Guess what we did tonight?
Some of these list names y’all have made…
You know they’re public right?
You know they’re public right?
November 15, 2024 at 10:29 PM
Some of these list names y’all have made…
You know they’re public right?
You know they’re public right?
This Fka twigs era is eatinggggg
November 15, 2024 at 5:29 AM
This Fka twigs era is eatinggggg
No more glorifying and platforming stupidity in 2025
Read a book, have a critical thought, LEARN SOMETHING
Read a book, have a critical thought, LEARN SOMETHING
November 15, 2024 at 5:25 AM
No more glorifying and platforming stupidity in 2025
Read a book, have a critical thought, LEARN SOMETHING
Read a book, have a critical thought, LEARN SOMETHING
*deletes all food ordering apps*
I’m gonna be a better person
*gets high later that night*
Okay but what about one more for ole times sake
I’m gonna be a better person
*gets high later that night*
Okay but what about one more for ole times sake
November 13, 2024 at 4:18 AM
*deletes all food ordering apps*
I’m gonna be a better person
*gets high later that night*
Okay but what about one more for ole times sake
I’m gonna be a better person
*gets high later that night*
Okay but what about one more for ole times sake
I’ve never successfully hula-ed a hoop
November 13, 2024 at 12:51 AM
I’ve never successfully hula-ed a hoop