BrassicaVT
@brassicavt.bsky.social
(She/Her) Hiya, I’m Brassica! You’re locally grown, garden variety lesbian!… I mean vtuber! https://www.twitch.tv/brassicavt
A couple days ago, when I was slightly leaning over to throw something in the trash, it felt like I was struck in the base of my spine with a hammer and I couldn't bend over for two days. A reminder that my body is getting older and that I should start stretching and exercising.
Also OUCH MY BONES
Also OUCH MY BONES
November 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
A couple days ago, when I was slightly leaning over to throw something in the trash, it felt like I was struck in the base of my spine with a hammer and I couldn't bend over for two days. A reminder that my body is getting older and that I should start stretching and exercising.
Also OUCH MY BONES
Also OUCH MY BONES
Four years of streaming to reach four digits. At this rate, in another seven years I will have all of humanity following me. In preparation, I will not be improving my content whatsoever.
November 11, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Four years of streaming to reach four digits. At this rate, in another seven years I will have all of humanity following me. In preparation, I will not be improving my content whatsoever.
Don’t let your girlfriend fall asleep in your lap when you’re wearing a thick patterned shirt; when they turn it will be pressed into their face and you’ll have such a hard time not waking them up with your laughter.
November 9, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Don’t let your girlfriend fall asleep in your lap when you’re wearing a thick patterned shirt; when they turn it will be pressed into their face and you’ll have such a hard time not waking them up with your laughter.
This honestly means a lot to me, and it’s nice to have a breath of fresh air and good news amidst the torrent of political bad news recently. I’m glad there is something to be excited about.
November 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
This honestly means a lot to me, and it’s nice to have a breath of fresh air and good news amidst the torrent of political bad news recently. I’m glad there is something to be excited about.
Today is @sleepymoonievt.bsky.social Birthday! I'm doing birthday games with her, go watch and give her a follow and also a smooch! www.twitch.tv/sleepy_moonie
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Dumb Baby Box Raid Train! Raising money for the Trevor Project ❤
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October 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Today is @sleepymoonievt.bsky.social Birthday! I'm doing birthday games with her, go watch and give her a follow and also a smooch! www.twitch.tv/sleepy_moonie
If I'm going to be using social media more often, I should probably start following trends. I hear content creators are supposed to do that.
Anyways, here's 10 video games to get to know me.
Anyways, here's 10 video games to get to know me.
October 28, 2025 at 9:39 PM
If I'm going to be using social media more often, I should probably start following trends. I hear content creators are supposed to do that.
Anyways, here's 10 video games to get to know me.
Anyways, here's 10 video games to get to know me.
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Went to the grocery store this morning. Saw four teenage boys round an aisle corner as I was passing, so they were walking behind me. They had all the subtlety of a train horn.
"Yo, would you hit that?"
"Hell no!"
"Why not?"
"Yeah, she's a baddie, man."
What the fuck is happening?
"Yo, would you hit that?"
"Hell no!"
"Why not?"
"Yeah, she's a baddie, man."
What the fuck is happening?
October 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Went to the grocery store this morning. Saw four teenage boys round an aisle corner as I was passing, so they were walking behind me. They had all the subtlety of a train horn.
"Yo, would you hit that?"
"Hell no!"
"Why not?"
"Yeah, she's a baddie, man."
What the fuck is happening?
"Yo, would you hit that?"
"Hell no!"
"Why not?"
"Yeah, she's a baddie, man."
What the fuck is happening?
I like smooching my girlfriend :)
October 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I like smooching my girlfriend :)
Sure, sex is great, but have you ever gotten Oops All Sixes and Bloodstone on Checkered Deck by Ante 2?
October 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Sure, sex is great, but have you ever gotten Oops All Sixes and Bloodstone on Checkered Deck by Ante 2?
Spooky event in Monster Hunter Wilds! Come celebrate Dreamspell with me www.twitch.tv/brassicavt
Twitch
Twitch is the world
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October 23, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Spooky event in Monster Hunter Wilds! Come celebrate Dreamspell with me www.twitch.tv/brassicavt
I can’t wait to take so many silly pictures and watch my cute little guy in a ladybug costume get devoured horribly.
Pikmin 4 – Update Overview (free Switch update coming in November) www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBtB...
www.nintendo.com/us/whatsnew/...
-Decor Pikmin
-Photo mode/in-game camera
-New Creature Activity Levels
www.nintendo.com/us/whatsnew/...
-Decor Pikmin
-Photo mode/in-game camera
-New Creature Activity Levels
October 22, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I can’t wait to take so many silly pictures and watch my cute little guy in a ladybug costume get devoured horribly.
I know there are many gripes to be had with New Horizons, but watching my girlfriend start a game on my old Switch, seeing the intro animation and having Tom Nook set you loose on the island, it made me feel nostalgic for when the game released. I had a lot of fun when I was played it religiously.
October 22, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I know there are many gripes to be had with New Horizons, but watching my girlfriend start a game on my old Switch, seeing the intro animation and having Tom Nook set you loose on the island, it made me feel nostalgic for when the game released. I had a lot of fun when I was played it religiously.
I was finally able to beat my first MH Wilds challenge arena quest with an A rank without leaning on a better chat member to carry me. Thank you for the dopamine Steve, and also fuck you.
October 21, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I was finally able to beat my first MH Wilds challenge arena quest with an A rank without leaning on a better chat member to carry me. Thank you for the dopamine Steve, and also fuck you.
Everybody that went out to a No Kings event today, thank you for your service.
October 18, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Everybody that went out to a No Kings event today, thank you for your service.
The funniest moment from my stream tonight.
October 18, 2025 at 6:27 AM
The funniest moment from my stream tonight.
I had the thought a while ago that I could have a brassica facts bot in my chat as a fun little thing, and also to help me learn more about my namesake. I wonder if I should execute on that idea.
October 13, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I had the thought a while ago that I could have a brassica facts bot in my chat as a fun little thing, and also to help me learn more about my namesake. I wonder if I should execute on that idea.
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I love when people discover that everything they've ever eaten is just brassica wearing a funny mustache disguise
i'm sorry WHAT
October 13, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I love when people discover that everything they've ever eaten is just brassica wearing a funny mustache disguise
Reposted by BrassicaVT
🌺NEW PNGTUBER OUTFIT DEBUT🌺
To celebrate the release of Pokémon Legends Z-A, I’m debuting my new MEGA CHESNAUGHT inspired pngtuber on the game’s release day, October 16th!!!
To celebrate the release of Pokémon Legends Z-A, I’m debuting my new MEGA CHESNAUGHT inspired pngtuber on the game’s release day, October 16th!!!
October 12, 2025 at 5:21 PM
🌺NEW PNGTUBER OUTFIT DEBUT🌺
To celebrate the release of Pokémon Legends Z-A, I’m debuting my new MEGA CHESNAUGHT inspired pngtuber on the game’s release day, October 16th!!!
To celebrate the release of Pokémon Legends Z-A, I’m debuting my new MEGA CHESNAUGHT inspired pngtuber on the game’s release day, October 16th!!!
I’m starting the Donk Kong! www.twitch.tv/brassicavt
October 11, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I’m starting the Donk Kong! www.twitch.tv/brassicavt
There’s a special kind of feeling in making someone a hot breakfast before seeing them off to work. The self-satisfied notion I get is very interesting.
I think I just want to be a housewife.
I think I just want to be a housewife.
October 10, 2025 at 11:20 AM
There’s a special kind of feeling in making someone a hot breakfast before seeing them off to work. The self-satisfied notion I get is very interesting.
I think I just want to be a housewife.
I think I just want to be a housewife.
I’m 26 years old now, my bones are creaking like an old house bearing the weight of many tons of sins and drywall. I think I’m going to make a New Year’s Resolution but birthday flavored; I’ll try to be more active on social media. Just say random nonsense. You know.
October 9, 2025 at 7:30 AM
I’m 26 years old now, my bones are creaking like an old house bearing the weight of many tons of sins and drywall. I think I’m going to make a New Year’s Resolution but birthday flavored; I’ll try to be more active on social media. Just say random nonsense. You know.
I just received a contribution towards Elgato Stream Deck XL by Stoneforged Technology from abuffcroissant via Throne. Thank you! https://throne.com/brassicavt #Throne
October 8, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I just received a contribution towards Elgato Stream Deck XL by Stoneforged Technology from abuffcroissant via Throne. Thank you! https://throne.com/brassicavt #Throne
I just received SanDisk 512GB microSD Express microSD Card - Up to 880MB/s Read, Up to 650MB/s Write, 220MB/s Sustained Write, U3, C10 - SDSQXFN-512G-GN4NN from abuffcroissant via Throne. Thank you! https://throne.com/brassicavt #Throne
October 8, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I just received SanDisk 512GB microSD Express microSD Card - Up to 880MB/s Read, Up to 650MB/s Write, 220MB/s Sustained Write, U3, C10 - SDSQXFN-512G-GN4NN from abuffcroissant via Throne. Thank you! https://throne.com/brassicavt #Throne
Birthday Stream time! Will do Mario Kart World with chat at some point! www.twitch.tv/brassicavt
BrassicaVT - Twitch
It's my birthday!... well, it was two days ago. I'm 26 now, which means my bones are dust!
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October 8, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Birthday Stream time! Will do Mario Kart World with chat at some point! www.twitch.tv/brassicavt
With the excitement of having picked this up for my birthday, I realized that I haven’t had a new console since the original Switch back in 2017 (unless an upgraded pc counts), and that feels like a lifetime ago. Finally I can join my friends playing Mario Kart (and also be a Cataquack).
October 8, 2025 at 6:53 PM
With the excitement of having picked this up for my birthday, I realized that I haven’t had a new console since the original Switch back in 2017 (unless an upgraded pc counts), and that feels like a lifetime ago. Finally I can join my friends playing Mario Kart (and also be a Cataquack).