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Michelle Brandon
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Oh good, the suicidal thoughts are back!
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November 17, 2025 at 6:00 PM
May we all live our lives with the joy and confidence as Finland and Equatorial Guinea.

And for Gods sake get the girl from Congo a bigger sash!
Miss Universe contestants introducing their countries will always be funny. Denmark is all of us
November 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Ladies, it's Montana, it's 1901 and these lads are looking for wives. Who's interested? Come on now, one of them has a cat! You know he'll treat you right!
November 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
T'is the season!
🎃🎄
November 1, 2025 at 10:18 AM
This chip is as big as my hand! Mmmm hand chips 🍟
October 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
It's my favourite day of the year! The clocks go back and the darkness comes! I love it! LET THE DARKNESS CONSUME ME!
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October 25, 2025 at 12:07 PM
I'm feeling extra stabby today
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October 17, 2025 at 2:07 PM
100% done with dealing with customers 😾
October 15, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Another medal earned! This one is my favourite, it has an Ice Bear on it 😁🐻‍❄️❄️
October 7, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Rest in peace to the legend that was Patricia Routledge.

One could say she kicked the bucket, or rather, the bouquet 💐
October 3, 2025 at 6:52 PM
What's your sign?
October 1, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Share your favourite black and white movie.
September 24, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Well call me middle class because I just bought an Air Fryer! I'm stepping up in the world 🍟
September 19, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Stabby Stabby! 🐥🔪
September 16, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Guess who walked to the moon and got a fancy medal! ME!
🌕🚶🥇
September 15, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Cardiff weather doesnt fuck around

It's looking like we should start gathering up two of every animal out there 🦁🐯🐱🐶🐺🐻🐻‍❄️🐨🐼🐹🐭🐰🦊🦝🐮🐗🦓🐴🫎🐢🐊🐍🐸🐇🐁🐀🐈🐖🐎🐄🐂🐃🦬🐏🐐🦙🦘🐘🦏🦛🦒🦫🐿️
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September 14, 2025 at 3:25 PM
IYKYK
August 31, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I guess summers over in Wales then 🫤
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August 30, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Excuse me a moment, I need to use the Horlet 🐴🚽
August 23, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I don't care what anyone says, I like that movie.
August 23, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I got the Switch 2! Who wants to play Mario Kart? 🏎️
August 16, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Happy Birthday Kate! I mean...Bob 🤣
Gabrielle Glaister is 65 today, Happy Birthday Gabrielle 🎁🎂
July 27, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Hole...
July 23, 2025 at 7:54 PM
They used to make candy cigarettes for kids, how long until they make candy vapes?
July 22, 2025 at 2:15 PM
£24.99 for a cup?! Are you fucking high?? You should wear a mask and a striped jumper #vue
July 18, 2025 at 1:34 PM