Brando
@brandonie.bsky.social
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can’t fit through the kitchen door
Video games/doodles/photography
Napa
can’t fit through the kitchen door
Video games/doodles/photography
Napa
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Need to find a miscellaneous man who likes my body enough to pay for my gym membership
May 1, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Need to find a miscellaneous man who likes my body enough to pay for my gym membership
Just got approved for my first solo apartment please clap 😗
April 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Just got approved for my first solo apartment please clap 😗
Just got approved for my first solo apartment pls clap!! And then come visit
April 8, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Just got approved for my first solo apartment pls clap!! And then come visit
how do yall deal with men regularly they are so…irritating
April 7, 2025 at 4:53 AM
how do yall deal with men regularly they are so…irritating
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Who have I gotta fuck to get fucked around here 🙄🙄
April 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Who have I gotta fuck to get fucked around here 🙄🙄
Bad day to be a butt cheek
April 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Bad day to be a butt cheek
This boy weighed in at 210 pounds today can you believe it
April 1, 2025 at 12:25 AM
This boy weighed in at 210 pounds today can you believe it
Getting overwhelmed on Grindr in Italy I don’t know what these words mean !!!
February 19, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Getting overwhelmed on Grindr in Italy I don’t know what these words mean !!!
The Ugg slippers are ON for this ten hour flight no one can stop me
February 15, 2025 at 8:42 PM
The Ugg slippers are ON for this ten hour flight no one can stop me
Character creation yessss I can’t wait to be a lizard hooker
January 19, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Character creation yessss I can’t wait to be a lizard hooker
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Just went from the hardware store to Michael’s because I am a MAN but also have little hobbies
January 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Just went from the hardware store to Michael’s because I am a MAN but also have little hobbies
Getting a strong but sudden urge to start a new Skyrim play through
January 19, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Getting a strong but sudden urge to start a new Skyrim play through
Wow wow wow I knew I lost weight w the broken foot but didn’t realize I was back under 200 :((((
January 12, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Wow wow wow I knew I lost weight w the broken foot but didn’t realize I was back under 200 :((((
Any of you gaybies play rocket league 👉🏻👈🏻
January 12, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Any of you gaybies play rocket league 👉🏻👈🏻
Having my kill bill pussy wagon toe wiggle moment 💕💕
January 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Having my kill bill pussy wagon toe wiggle moment 💕💕
Was cleared to walk again today and can’t tell you how nice it feels 🥹🥹
January 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Was cleared to walk again today and can’t tell you how nice it feels 🥹🥹
Non alc rosé deliver me from evil
January 10, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Non alc rosé deliver me from evil
Unabashedly fawning over my mutuals reminds me so much of like 2012 tumblr and it tickles me
January 10, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Unabashedly fawning over my mutuals reminds me so much of like 2012 tumblr and it tickles me
Using LinkedIn to find a man from here on out fuck what you’re into lmk what you DO
January 10, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Using LinkedIn to find a man from here on out fuck what you’re into lmk what you DO
Sexy bearded daddy teaching my wine class just accepted my invite on LinkedIn omg what are we
January 10, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Sexy bearded daddy teaching my wine class just accepted my invite on LinkedIn omg what are we
new fav pastime is finding beautiful men on the fyp, liking everything they’ve ever posted, following them, and awaiting their response like a lady
January 10, 2025 at 2:55 AM
new fav pastime is finding beautiful men on the fyp, liking everything they’ve ever posted, following them, and awaiting their response like a lady
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I am overdue for a night out that makes me fall in love with being alive again tbh
January 9, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I am overdue for a night out that makes me fall in love with being alive again tbh
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woke up thinking thoughts
January 9, 2025 at 6:17 PM
woke up thinking thoughts