Brandon Thomas
@brandonct.bsky.social
Librarian | Random musings on cinema | Reviewer at Maddwolf.com | https://boxd.it/gL5b
Got hit by a piece of shit drunk tonight. Kind of a miracle none of us in my car were hurt given how fast the other driver was going when he crashed into me.
January 1, 2026 at 6:05 AM
Got hit by a piece of shit drunk tonight. Kind of a miracle none of us in my car were hurt given how fast the other driver was going when he crashed into me.
AVATAR: FIRE & ASH: Mostly a retread of WAY OF WATER only with a great performance from Oona Chaplin that ultimately isn’t serviced by the script.
December 30, 2025 at 9:10 PM
AVATAR: FIRE & ASH: Mostly a retread of WAY OF WATER only with a great performance from Oona Chaplin that ultimately isn’t serviced by the script.
For all of my readers out there, you need to get on the latest Joe Hill novel ASAP. What a devilishly fun ride.
December 30, 2025 at 6:24 AM
For all of my readers out there, you need to get on the latest Joe Hill novel ASAP. What a devilishly fun ride.
After watching Kino’s recent release of SCARS OF DRACULA, I’m convinced we need all of the classic Hammer films on 4K stat.
December 30, 2025 at 5:48 AM
After watching Kino’s recent release of SCARS OF DRACULA, I’m convinced we need all of the classic Hammer films on 4K stat.
Grown ass adults will non-ironically tell you one of their favorite movies is SHREK.
December 20, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Grown ass adults will non-ironically tell you one of their favorite movies is SHREK.
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EYES WIDE SHUT fucking rules. A great take on ego, sexual fantasy and anxiety, and the uncertainty around not truly knowing who anyone really is - even those closest to you.
December 6, 2025 at 6:57 PM
EYES WIDE SHUT fucking rules. A great take on ego, sexual fantasy and anxiety, and the uncertainty around not truly knowing who anyone really is - even those closest to you.
Every single one of those country music superstars that fill stadiums look like they went to prom in their twenties.
December 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Every single one of those country music superstars that fill stadiums look like they went to prom in their twenties.
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Sydney Sweeney is indeed very attractive but we have boobs at home.
December 6, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Sydney Sweeney is indeed very attractive but we have boobs at home.
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“When the film gets down and dirty – it does so with gusto and never forgets that there are characters experiencing the horror around them." Our @brandonct.bsky.social reviews Pig Hill, streaming this weekend:
A Hill to Die On - Maddwolf
Pig Hill Screens Saturday, October 18 at 10pm by Brandon Thomas Using the word “Pig” in the title of your film automatically conjures up a disgusting mix of imagery before you’ve seen even one frame o...
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December 2, 2025 at 7:24 PM
“When the film gets down and dirty – it does so with gusto and never forgets that there are characters experiencing the horror around them." Our @brandonct.bsky.social reviews Pig Hill, streaming this weekend:
A film called JINGLE BELL HEIST is supposedly the #1 movie on Netflix right now just in case you needed more evidence that it’s the CBS of streaming services.
November 30, 2025 at 5:00 AM
A film called JINGLE BELL HEIST is supposedly the #1 movie on Netflix right now just in case you needed more evidence that it’s the CBS of streaming services.
THIS x1000.
Oh my god. She's 1000% right. This makes so much sense.
(Credit: Saradoesbookstuff on insta)
(Credit: Saradoesbookstuff on insta)
November 28, 2025 at 8:27 PM
THIS x1000.
The judgiest part of me in 2025 is very much “There’s not a chance in hell I’m watching something called K-POP DEMON HUNTER.”
November 28, 2025 at 6:52 PM
The judgiest part of me in 2025 is very much “There’s not a chance in hell I’m watching something called K-POP DEMON HUNTER.”
On the scale of things that smell awful, weed is one small rung below the toxic sludge known as sauerkraut.
November 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
On the scale of things that smell awful, weed is one small rung below the toxic sludge known as sauerkraut.
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thinking about this disguise George C. Scott dons in Hardcore and cracking up
November 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM
thinking about this disguise George C. Scott dons in Hardcore and cracking up
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It's 1987. PREDATOR and THE RUNNING MAN are in theaters.
It's 2025. PREDATOR and THE RUNNING MAN are in theaters.
It's 2025. PREDATOR and THE RUNNING MAN are in theaters.
November 12, 2025 at 3:43 AM
It's 1987. PREDATOR and THE RUNNING MAN are in theaters.
It's 2025. PREDATOR and THE RUNNING MAN are in theaters.
It's 2025. PREDATOR and THE RUNNING MAN are in theaters.
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I’ve long thought Trump is good at picking fights that benefit him politically but the fact he’s fighting right now to starve Americans is making me reassess
November 8, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I’ve long thought Trump is good at picking fights that benefit him politically but the fact he’s fighting right now to starve Americans is making me reassess
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The perfect metaphor for the MAHA agenda
holy shit -- one of Trump's toadies just passed out and the White House event is brought to an abrupt end
November 6, 2025 at 6:29 PM
The perfect metaphor for the MAHA agenda
Still reeling from how dull and lifeless the last two MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE films are. As much as I love ROGUE NATION and FALLOUT, McQuarrie should’ve sat these two out. This franchise thrived on new directorial blood.
a poster for mission impossible the final reckoning shows a man in a leather jacket
ALT: a poster for mission impossible the final reckoning shows a man in a leather jacket
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November 2, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Still reeling from how dull and lifeless the last two MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE films are. As much as I love ROGUE NATION and FALLOUT, McQuarrie should’ve sat these two out. This franchise thrived on new directorial blood.
Tonight is beggar’s night in Columbus and it’s pouring rain and cold. Instead of passing out candy, I’m doing the next best thing: sitting at a bar.
October 30, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Tonight is beggar’s night in Columbus and it’s pouring rain and cold. Instead of passing out candy, I’m doing the next best thing: sitting at a bar.
PTA has - what - like four masterpieces under his belt now, huh?
September 29, 2025 at 11:32 AM
PTA has - what - like four masterpieces under his belt now, huh?
Spent nearly six hours hiking this morning. My feet may never be the same.
August 8, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Spent nearly six hours hiking this morning. My feet may never be the same.
If 43 year-old Brandon could go back in time and tell 16 year-old Brandon that he’d now be really into country, folk, and blues music, that younger version of myself would probably jump in front of a moving train.
August 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
If 43 year-old Brandon could go back in time and tell 16 year-old Brandon that he’d now be really into country, folk, and blues music, that younger version of myself would probably jump in front of a moving train.
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“Folktales doesn’t strive to stir up unnecessary drama or strife in its subjects. Instead, the film revels in the beauty found all around us as we try to recapture happiness, catharsis, and confidence.” @brandonct.bsky.social has our review:
The Call of the Wild - Maddwolf
Folktales by Brandon Thomas Roger Ebert was once quoted as saying, “No movie featuring either Harry Dean Stanton or M. Emmett Walsh in a supporting role can be altogether bad.” I don’t have a particul...
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August 1, 2025 at 3:46 PM
“Folktales doesn’t strive to stir up unnecessary drama or strife in its subjects. Instead, the film revels in the beauty found all around us as we try to recapture happiness, catharsis, and confidence.” @brandonct.bsky.social has our review:
Until tonight I thought I had outgrown the “get so drunk at a show that I want a pizza afterwards” phase of my life. Oh well.
July 27, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Until tonight I thought I had outgrown the “get so drunk at a show that I want a pizza afterwards” phase of my life. Oh well.