Brandon
@brandonagustus.bsky.social
certified wild thing and gay agenda pusher
Flavor matters.
15. What is one rule of cooking that everyone should know?
January 31, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Flavor matters.
Chopped! Easily.
9. What is your favorite Food Network show?
January 31, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Chopped! Easily.
What were the first two albums you remember buying as a kid?
January 21, 2025 at 3:31 AM
What were the first two albums you remember buying as a kid?
That other app has been on fire today. 💀
January 21, 2025 at 3:28 AM
That other app has been on fire today. 💀
I really wish the commentators would just let some of these young tennis stars cook instead of crowning them after one or two big wins.
January 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I really wish the commentators would just let some of these young tennis stars cook instead of crowning them after one or two big wins.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I fucking HATE that! 😭😭😭
guys will send pics and look fine as hell and then ask “do you party” and fuck it all up. now i gotta disappear
January 15, 2025 at 3:07 AM
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I fucking HATE that! 😭😭😭
Facts and minority groups honestly.
1. What do you think there is a 'war on' on today's society?
January 15, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Facts and minority groups honestly.
SAME. 😭😭😭
I'm almost ashamed of how many times I've watched that halftime performance...... #BeyHive
December 26, 2024 at 2:24 PM
SAME. 😭😭😭
I went to the dark side (that other app) for Beyoncé’s performance but I’m back now. 🙃🫶🏾
December 26, 2024 at 2:23 PM
I went to the dark side (that other app) for Beyoncé’s performance but I’m back now. 🙃🫶🏾
I worked somewhere once and the power went out in the building and a colleague came out of her office and said “it’s dark, uh oh we lost Brandon! We’ll only be able to see his teeth!” And yeah. I dealt with shit like that constantly at that job. 🙄
Has somebody’s racism ever caught you off guard? I remember years ago at one of my old jobs my coworker told me I couldn’t pass for the name Deborah but maybe Shaniqua and I— LMAOOO excuse me!?!?! before yall ask yes, yes she was😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
December 23, 2024 at 12:21 AM
I worked somewhere once and the power went out in the building and a colleague came out of her office and said “it’s dark, uh oh we lost Brandon! We’ll only be able to see his teeth!” And yeah. I dealt with shit like that constantly at that job. 🙄
Being in control of and having the ability to do whatever you want to do all day every day.
14. What is your definition of wealthy?
December 22, 2024 at 9:47 PM
Being in control of and having the ability to do whatever you want to do all day every day.
Winter came and STORMED through this bitch between the snow and extreme cold. Like okay sis we get it. 🙄🥶
December 22, 2024 at 8:02 PM
Winter came and STORMED through this bitch between the snow and extreme cold. Like okay sis we get it. 🙄🥶
I don’t think I like LANA and that’s okay. Maybe it’ll grow but I didn’t connect to it like I did initially with SOS.
December 21, 2024 at 1:06 AM
I don’t think I like LANA and that’s okay. Maybe it’ll grow but I didn’t connect to it like I did initially with SOS.
What are we going to do without party city? 😭
December 21, 2024 at 1:02 AM
What are we going to do without party city? 😭
Is yacht rock a new term? I have never heard of it before this year despite knowing a plethora of songs that fall into the category.
December 20, 2024 at 2:08 AM
Is yacht rock a new term? I have never heard of it before this year despite knowing a plethora of songs that fall into the category.
Karen… my hands are UP! 😭
December 19, 2024 at 8:31 PM
Karen… my hands are UP! 😭
Hot take but I’ve come to accept that I only have the energy for Drag Race when it airs from January-May. Maybe all stars if there are real stakes or an all winners season but I cannot keep up with all of the franchises all year like y’all do. It’s way too much and it gets stale after a while.
December 17, 2024 at 12:51 AM
Hot take but I’ve come to accept that I only have the energy for Drag Race when it airs from January-May. Maybe all stars if there are real stakes or an all winners season but I cannot keep up with all of the franchises all year like y’all do. It’s way too much and it gets stale after a while.
Personally I don’t think I could. People that become parents turn into wet blankets and let themselves go. I don’t think I have that in me. Plus, kids are a lifelong commitment. That’s a long time. 💀
Gay men! Do you want kids?
December 15, 2024 at 12:00 AM
Personally I don’t think I could. People that become parents turn into wet blankets and let themselves go. I don’t think I have that in me. Plus, kids are a lifelong commitment. That’s a long time. 💀
Self titled is just one of those moments I’ll never forget as long as I live. 11 years later.
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December 14, 2024 at 12:10 AM
Self titled is just one of those moments I’ll never forget as long as I live. 11 years later.
Beyoncé AND Mariah on Christmas Day?!?! Oh this is my superbowl, I’m so sorry. I will be queening the fuck out!
December 12, 2024 at 3:53 PM
Beyoncé AND Mariah on Christmas Day?!?! Oh this is my superbowl, I’m so sorry. I will be queening the fuck out!
Worst day of my life is showing up to the gym with dead AirPods. 😭
December 7, 2024 at 12:23 AM
Worst day of my life is showing up to the gym with dead AirPods. 😭
I’m still so gagged that on*ka made it to my top artists this year omg. Have I been secretly listening to FTCU THAT much?! 😭
December 5, 2024 at 2:27 AM
I’m still so gagged that on*ka made it to my top artists this year omg. Have I been secretly listening to FTCU THAT much?! 😭
This had me stanning, laughing and crying. Billboard did a wonderful job with this. 🫶🏾 www.billboard.com/lists/beyonc...
Beyoncé’s 100 Greatest Pop Star Moments: Staff List
Our staff's 100 favorite pop star moments from Beyoncé's peerless 25-year superstar career.
www.billboard.com
December 4, 2024 at 4:15 AM
This had me stanning, laughing and crying. Billboard did a wonderful job with this. 🫶🏾 www.billboard.com/lists/beyonc...
Gays connect on a spiritual level when it comes to music idk.
December 3, 2024 at 1:23 AM
Gays connect on a spiritual level when it comes to music idk.
For people that have push notifications on for everything: how do you function?
November 27, 2024 at 5:21 PM
For people that have push notifications on for everything: how do you function?